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You all sound like those weird old Italian people with plastic on the furniture. Cuddle dem dogs.
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Aramek posted:You all sound like those weird old Italian people with plastic on the furniture. Cuddle dem dogs. Weird old Italian women with plastic on their furniture are exactly the types I imagine sharing an ice cream cone with their miniature schnauzer and letting it lick the ice cream off their face
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Sep 16, 2017 15:54
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Also dogs don't like hugs apparently which makes sense cause they're not really built to do it themselves http://www.npr.org/2016/04/30/476212898/lets-not-hug-it-out-with-our-dogs
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Sep 16, 2017 15:56
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Dogs are gross but also good, they are very cute and sweet creatures and I can deal with them licking my face.
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Sep 16, 2017 15:58
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if dogs are gross, so are people
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:IMO don't shoot them but don't keep breeding them either. Why not both
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Being worried about dog germs is silly when we live in a world where men widely believe their dicks are so clean that they shouldn't have to wash their hands after handling them. A) I don't want to touch yo dick. B) Pretty sure you don't wanna touch strange dick. C) Don't wash yo dick starting now, see how good it is at keeping clean. D) Piss on your dishes to clean them, should work great. WASH YOUR loving HANDS.
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Sep 16, 2017 17:55
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Tokio Hotel's seminal hit Durch den Monsun is really good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Sy5-sOodA
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Sep 16, 2017 19:29
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steinrokkan posted:if dogs are gross, so are people We're all born in funk, and we will all be dead in funk. Dogs are just more at peace with this than humans.
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Are we all so numb to Jastiger at this point that no one is horrified that he wants to kill innocent animals?
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Dross posted:Are we all so numb to Jastiger at this point that no one is horrified that he wants to kill innocent animals? Well, yes, but also good luck killing a grown dog with a bb or paintball gun.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:24
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Caufman posted:We're all born in funk, and we will all be dead in funk. George Clinton's best album.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:28
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Das Boo posted:Being worried about dog germs is silly when we live in a world where men widely believe their dicks are so clean that they shouldn't have to wash their hands after handling them. They are not that dirty
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Dross posted:Are we all so numb to Jastiger at this point that no one is horrified that he wants to kill innocent animals? Nobody cares what Jastiger thinks. Jerry Cotton posted:Tokio Hotel's seminal hit Durch den Monsun is really good. Congrats, you are the first person to remember Tokio Hotel in ten years or so.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:52
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We Know Catheters posted:They are not that dirty Not if they're cut
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steinrokkan posted:Congrats, you are the first person to remember Tokio Hotel in ten years or so. I was actually thinking about Snake Eater and the lines "Someday you go through the rain / And someday you feed on a tree frog" and that reminded me of the song.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Not if they're cut Uncircumcised dicks look like they're bundling up for the winter and I think that probably makes them several degrees warmer in the summer, and therfore more uncomfortable, than a "proper" circumcised dick. That's probably why circumcisions started. Desert peoples trying anything to make their junk more comfortable in the heat.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:41
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steinrokkan posted:Nobody cares what Jastiger thinks. You care
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We Know Catheters posted:They are not that dirty Wet, moist, dark places are the troll bridges of the human body. And CNAs are the billy goats.
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We Know Catheters posted:They are not that dirty i can see someone being skeptical of dicks actually being the cleanest spot on the body even assuming daily bathing and a fresh pair of pants everyday but i think the idea of dicks is def filthier than how dicks actually are. in practice i mean excluding obvious horrorshows but i suspect those folks are so unhygienic in general that the problem doesn't reside solely in their horrorcrotches
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Sep 17, 2017 00:58
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TERFism is the logical conclusion of feminism and SJWism. Own it.
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If you're circumcised you should be ne able to sue your parents for for that horseshit, unless it was for medical purposes. Im so glad my mom didnt do that to me and i didnt do it to my son. Its terrible and permanent.
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Sep 17, 2017 01:35
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To rob your child of the opportunity to get adult circumcised is not the act of a loving parent.
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hard counter posted:i can see someone being skeptical of dicks actually being the cleanest spot on the body even assuming daily bathing and a fresh pair of pants everyday but i think the idea of dicks is def filthier than how dicks actually are. in practice Counterpoint: Wash your hands. Why wouldn't you wash your hands? Just wash them.
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I never wash my hands as there is no need. I simply slurp the filth right off my fingers and palms with my own mouth. I must reabsorb the nutrients and frankly i savor the flavor.
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Sep 17, 2017 02:28
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The gender politics debate that's all the rage these days seems to me to be a slightly more sophisticated/pretentious version of "boys/girls are better than girls/boys" petty namecalling that I recall from primary school.
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Das Boo posted:Counterpoint: Wash your hands. Why wouldn't you wash your hands? Just wash them. Because I don't piss all over them and I shower. Also it's possible to pee and not touch myself.
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We Know Catheters posted:Because I don't piss all over them and I shower. Also it's possible to pee and not touch myself. your hands can do with a wash several times a day whether you've been handling your dick or not, every time you go to the bathroom is a good excuse
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you guys are gonna get the "two showers a day" weirdos in here
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We Know Catheters posted:Because I don't piss all over them and I shower. Also it's possible to pee and not touch myself. I don't poo poo on my hands either but I still wash them after going on the bog. You piece of poo poo.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I don't poo poo on my hands either but I still wash them after going on the bog. I said nothing about not washing my hands after taking a poo poo. 😉
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We Know Catheters posted:I said nothing about not washing my hands after taking a poo poo. 😉 Do you even know what a conversation is?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Do you even know what a conversation is? What? Do you know how to not make false assumptions about people?
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Das Boo posted:Counterpoint: Wash your hands. Why wouldn't you wash your hands? Just wash them. washing is good and i do it loud and proud everytime but lol if you treat it like purifying your hands in a baptismal font for the sin of touching a ween
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Sic Semper Goon posted:The gender politics debate that's all the rage these days seems to me to be a slightly more sophisticated/pretentious version of "boys/girls are better than girls/boys" petty namecalling that I recall from primary school. It's not about anybody being better than anyone else. It's about who's worse. Big difference. (And really who has it worse is probably more accurate? but whatever.)
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hard counter posted:washing is good and i do it loud and proud everytime but lol if you treat it like purifying your hands in a baptismal font for the sin of touching a ween It's fine if a dude scratches his balls while making your sandwich. His hands are actually cleaner for it.
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Das Boo posted:It's fine if a dude scratches his balls while making your sandwich. His hands are actually cleaner for it. I mean if you're eating out somewhere this is a moot point cause it's going to happen regardless
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My unpopular opinion is that I literally love all human beings. I love and cherish each and every one of you. God I wish I could just...just...GRAB all of you and squeeze you all into my bosom, all one big collective mass of amalgamated humanity, just squished and smothered against my loving bosom so much that you all can't even breath! Shhhh, stop struggling, my loves! I love you!
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Blue Star posted:TERFism is the logical conclusion of feminism and SJWism. Own it. nah
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Das Boo posted:It's fine if a dude scratches his balls while making your sandwich. His hands are actually cleaner for it. by all means, clean your hands with strong chemicals even for no reason if you're gonna directly or indirectly put your hands in someone, it's good sanitary practice just don't go all howie mandel when you realize the peanut butter in that sandwich has an acceptable non-zero amount of insect larvae, rat hairs, mashed up bits of fly, etc since the whole world is also a big gradient smear of germs
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