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Non anonymous ghost confession. I'm a ghost. I've been haunting my younger brother for twenty-five years now. When my youngest brother, Josh, turned eight he fell in love with yo-yos. He convinced my younger brother, Jarad, that they should get into learning yo-yo tricks and so they did. Ten months later Josh was dead from cancer. Shortly before Josh got sick my brothers had been showing me their tricks in my room. For one reason or another Josh left his yo-yo in my room. It remained there for almost a year after he died. Very late one night I found it. Jarad had been missing Josh badly for several days before I found the yo-yo. I took a thumb tack from my desk and crept down the hall to his room. I pinned the yo-yo to the wall just inside the door and went to bed. The next morning Jarad starts to freak out. My parents run to him and see him pointing at Josh's yo-yo. Jarad's kneeling on the floor in hysterics. My parents calm him down and eventually get out of him that he has no idea where it came from. He had put his yo-yo in Josh's casket when he couldn't find Josh's and had not bought a replacement. My parents were skeptical at first until they turned the yo-yo over and saw Josh's name on it. That yo-yo hung right where I tacked it until I went off to college. It "appeared" in my stuff when I moved into my dorm. It would reappear back in Jarad's room when I came home for my first spring break. Every so often now it will disappear from or reappear in one of our homes. My family has never questioned this.
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Stay safe yo-yo ghost.
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Sep 16, 2017 11:28
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You're a cool big bro 
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Sep 16, 2017 13:36
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Oh poo poo I forgot to feshpost before leaving for an overnight, here have some phone feshes from the backseat of someone else's carquote:I am a man who pisses like a woman quote:Back in secondary school everyone used to use MSN Messenger to communicate with their friends. However what most people didn't know was that Hotmail security was hilariously bad, allowing you to access other people's emails and contact lists just by guessing a simple security question. My friends and I did a bunch of dumb/bad poo poo but the one I feel most terrible about is one I did on my own.
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Sep 16, 2017 17:55
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u can pee however u want, friend
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Sep 16, 2017 18:00
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Practice makes perfect, pee goon. Master your peeing.
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Sep 16, 2017 18:45
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Peeing sitting down is cool because you can browse your phone while you piss 90% of my posting is done on the toilet 🏅
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Sep 16, 2017 19:52
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No. 6 posted:Stay safe yo-yo ghost.
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Sep 16, 2017 20:13
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If I got free time i'll enjoy a relaxing sit down piss
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Sep 16, 2017 20:15
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Sometimes I’ve sat down for a piss and it’s been so relaxing that I ended up having a poo poo too.
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Sep 16, 2017 20:39
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If you don't sit down to pee as a dude, you're an idiot. There are like all pros and no cons to this. In public situations likr at a gas station or airport or something, yeah urinal it up. But at home? Sit down to pee. Its cleaner, safer, and you can pee post.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:20
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Jastiger posted:If you don't sit down to pee as a dude, you're an idiot. There are like all pros and no cons to this. In public situations likr at a gas station or airport or something, yeah urinal it up.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:24
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loquacius posted:Oh poo poo I forgot to feshpost before leaving for an overnight, here have some phone feshes from the backseat of someone else's car
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Sep 16, 2017 22:33
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Jastiger posted:If you don't sit down to pee as a dude, you're an idiot. There are like all pros and no cons to this. In public situations likr at a gas station or airport or something, yeah urinal it up. safer? wtf is dangerous about pissing? learn to piss like a man anon. there are dudes lined up around the block waiting to take big smelly dumps while you're in the stall dabbing your prick like a bitch. I mean its just common courtesy
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Sep 16, 2017 22:38
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Son of Man posted:safer? wtf is dangerous about pissing? Hope you poo poo yourself waiting around while I calmly sit down n piss 🏄
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Sep 16, 2017 22:48
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If you have to piss in public the proper order for the men's room is: urinal sink garbage can stall Stalls are for emergency dumps only. Don't be a Sammy Stall Stealer, be a Ulysses Urinal User.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:49
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if your tiny vestigial penis is so small as to be the functional equivalent of a vagina for pissing purposes then just go in the ladies'. those bathroom laws are stupid anyway. though I know plenty of chicks who can piss standing up so there's really no excuse
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Sep 16, 2017 23:24
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Did you miss thr part about using a urinal in public
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Sep 16, 2017 23:36
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Solice Kirsk posted:If you have to piss in public the proper order for the men's room is: Floor drain also a valid target.
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Sep 16, 2017 23:38
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Jastiger posted:Did you miss thr part about using a urinal in public
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Sep 16, 2017 23:42
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Its not.emasculating lol. Its just smart. Guess who doesnt have to clean behinf his toilet as often. Guess who never misses after sexing his neighbors wife when he pees, thus not drawing suspicion? Guess who gets an extra post in while peeing? This guy. Standing to pee into a toilet is stupid unless its public restroom
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Sep 16, 2017 23:55
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Son of Man posted:no I get what you're saying and I don't really care how you emasculate yourself in the privacy of your own home. it was your concern for urinary safety that baffled me Maybe they meant they were often so wasted that sitting to piss is the cleaner and safer option. Never remember how to make a flux capacitor with that much booze in you anyway.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:11
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I can stand, piss, and post simultaneously without sacrificing accuracy. face me and die, cowards
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Sep 17, 2017 00:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:If you have to piss in public the proper order for the men's room is: Gonna recommend you don't use the kitchen garbage can at a bar.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:23
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LingcodKilla posted:Gonna recommend you don't use the kitchen garbage can at a bar. Yeah, the cooks need that.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:44
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I sit to pee when I wake up at night, so I don't have to turn on the lights to aim. Otherwise it's just faster to stand.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:47
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Son of Man posted:
How does this come up in conversation?
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Sep 17, 2017 00:53
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Son of Man posted:I can stand, piss, and post simultaneously without sacrificing accuracy. face me and die, cowards Truly he is the Son of Man!!
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Sep 17, 2017 00:56
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vortmax posted:I sit to pee when I wake up at night, so I don't have to turn on the lights to aim. Otherwise it's just faster to stand. Or like just get a small led night light Have em all over the place myself. Perfect for a 3 AM trip to the pisser or the kitchen
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Sep 17, 2017 01:04
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Jastiger posted:Its not.emasculating lol. Its just smart. Guess who doesnt have to clean behinf his toilet as often. Guess who never misses after sexing his neighbors wife when he pees, thus not drawing suspicion? Guess who gets an extra post in while peeing? lol at baby-dick not realizing SOME dudes would get their dicks wet if they sat to pee. 
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Sep 17, 2017 01:08
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armchairyoda posted:lol at baby-dick not realizing SOME dudes would get their dicks wet if they sat to pee. That's what the toilet paper is for? Didn't your dad teach you anything?
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Sep 17, 2017 01:18
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https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B074J...jA-L&ref=plSrch
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Sep 17, 2017 01:21
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armchairyoda posted:lol at baby-dick not realizing SOME dudes would get their dicks wet if they sat to pee. That happens too, but id rather adjust after a slight dip than have it splatter all over the floor/wall/ my legs. Seriously the amount of piss spatter from standing to pee at your home turlet is disgusting.
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Sep 17, 2017 01:23
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I like to piss up in a parabola and make it loud as gently caress when it hits the water sometimes I climb up on the sink first
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Sep 17, 2017 01:23
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Jastiger posted:That happens too, but id rather adjust after a slight dip than have it splatter all over the floor/wall/ my legs. Seriously the amount of piss spatter from standing to pee at your home turlet is disgusting. you'd rather dunk your dick in a cesspool than risk a little stray piss? have some self respect. the world is a piss. just learn to live in it
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Sep 17, 2017 01:58
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Son of Man posted:you'd rather dunk your dick in a cesspool than risk a little stray piss? have some self respect. the world is a piss. just learn to live in it Its not a cesspool cuz i keep it clean. You keep your piss world, ill be civilized.
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Sep 17, 2017 02:27
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Jastiger posted:That happens too, but id rather adjust after a slight dip than have it splatter all over the floor/wall/ my legs. Seriously the amount of piss spatter from standing to pee at your home turlet is disgusting. All I read there is  for: "look at how hygienic and efficient this is!" From that, all I imagine is that you have never felt the need to clean your bathroom in a place you've lived in for several years. You do.You could also pro-pee at the right (or left) side of the toilet bowl and cut splatter down >95% while not peeing like a broken eunuch. 
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Sep 17, 2017 02:32
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armchairyoda posted:All I read there is Someone demonstrates hygiene and you counter with a bullshit life hack that doesnt work half the time, when instead, you could try not being a pretentious douche and do it the clearly superior way. Fuckin millenials, i swear.
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Sep 17, 2017 03:02
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ReidRansom posted:Floor drain also a valid target. I once peed in the floor drain in the back room of a grocery store, because the bathroom was on the other side and i had to punch out in a few minutes and didnt have time to walk back and forth. I hosed it down right after, ofc vortmax posted:I sit to pee when I wake up at night, so I don't have to turn on the lights to aim. Otherwise it's just faster to stand. Look at this scrub without nightvision. Hell, i can write blindfolded
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I once peed out of my second storey bedroom window at night, because it I was too lazy to walk down the hall to the can. It was way more work than actually walking down the hall. Not to mention a hell of a lot more dangerous.
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