Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Even if I was 8/10 face at 6'3 height with decent frame, as long as there is a male better looking than me, i will never be happy.

Whats the point if I KNOW that there are males living better lifes than me just because of genetics? No matter in which good position I imagine myself to be, can't shake the anger, envy and unfairness of other males living better lives than me because they are higher on the looks scale. I don't care about the "Chads are very few, you will probably run into one very few times". I don't care about numbers, I don't care about how if I was a 8/10, very few males would outclass me. I don't give a poo poo about how uncommon top tier males are, that doesn't give me the slighest relief. As long as there is ONE privileged male that has a better life quality because of birth genetics, i will never be at ease and this feeling of range, anger and hatred will never cease. I don't care if im somehow guaranteed to never run into someone better looking than me. Only knowing the fact that they exist and which life experience they may have makes my blood boil.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

The blue pill literally causes brain damage. The black pill is healthy for the mind.

It's incredible how blind the blue pill makes you. It distorts reality so hard that you miss the MOST obvious loving realities. Honestly imagine how brain dead you'd have to be to NOT realize the significance of the fact that women on average have (LITERALLY experimentally proven on tinder) 1000-10,000x the sexual market value as men (access to dates/sex/offers in speed/quantity). It really is amazing how delusional I once was and how blinded to reality. Literally years of anxiousness and confusion all without realizing the true nature of femaloids and society. The blue pill causes you to be unable to see femoids flaws, no matter how obvious they are it can literally make males 'love' landwhale bitches that treat them like poo poo, it's shocking. Being blue pilled is a serious mental disease which causes psychopathic delusions. This is why the black pill is healthy and I come here every day.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Merely talking to a girl causes me pain

Yesterday I went to a lab to take some measurements. There is a Stacy that works there(who I can't believe is a physicist) and she makes some awkward chit chat. Her tone is so cold and emotionless that I can tell she only talks to me because she feels forced by her politeness. Every reply I gave to her caused me to ache because I know she is dating a Gandylike, 2 meter tall Chad and no matter what I said she wouldn't f*** me. It's a meaningless effort. A pointless conversation. That's how I feel with most girls since 99% of the females I interact with are TAKEN.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

lazorexplosion posted:

Even if I was 8/10 face at 6'3 height with decent frame, as long as there is a male better looking than me, i will never be happy.

Whats the point if I KNOW that there are males living better lifes than me just because of genetics? No matter in which good position I imagine myself to be, can't shake the anger, envy and unfairness of other males living better lives than me because they are higher on the looks scale. I don't care about the "Chads are very few, you will probably run into one very few times". I don't care about numbers, I don't care about how if I was a 8/10, very few males would outclass me. I don't give a poo poo about how uncommon top tier males are, that doesn't give me the slighest relief. As long as there is ONE privileged male that has a better life quality because of birth genetics, i will never be at ease and this feeling of range, anger and hatred will never cease. I don't care if im somehow guaranteed to never run into someone better looking than me. Only knowing the fact that they exist and which life experience they may have makes my blood boil.

Highlander reboot is going in a bold new direction.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

lazorexplosion posted:

Even if I was 8/10 face at 6'3 height with decent frame, as long as there is a male better looking than me, i will never be happy.

Whats the point if I KNOW that there are males living better lifes than me just because of genetics? No matter in which good position I imagine myself to be, can't shake the anger, envy and unfairness of other males living better lives than me because they are higher on the looks scale. I don't care about the "Chads are very few, you will probably run into one very few times". I don't care about numbers, I don't care about how if I was a 8/10, very few males would outclass me. I don't give a poo poo about how uncommon top tier males are, that doesn't give me the slighest relief. As long as there is ONE privileged male that has a better life quality because of birth genetics, i will never be at ease and this feeling of range, anger and hatred will never cease. I don't care if im somehow guaranteed to never run into someone better looking than me. Only knowing the fact that they exist and which life experience they may have makes my blood boil.

Ah, narcissism.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNLEfmx6Rk

Coming January

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

This checks out. Girls are always freaked out by my 3 pack

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

I'm glad they have different characters. I want one who will constantly berate and belittle me for being with a sex robot.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

lazorexplosion posted:

Even if I was 8/10 face at 6'3 height with decent frame, as long as there is a male better looking than me, i will never be happy.

Whats the point if I KNOW that there are males living better lifes than me just because of genetics? No matter in which good position I imagine myself to be, can't shake the anger, envy and unfairness of other males living better lives than me because they are higher on the looks scale. I don't care about the "Chads are very few, you will probably run into one very few times". I don't care about numbers, I don't care about how if I was a 8/10, very few males would outclass me. I don't give a poo poo about how uncommon top tier males are, that doesn't give me the slighest relief. As long as there is ONE privileged male that has a better life quality because of birth genetics, i will never be at ease and this feeling of range, anger and hatred will never cease. I don't care if im somehow guaranteed to never run into someone better looking than me. Only knowing the fact that they exist and which life experience they may have makes my blood boil.

porn + tv + social media's performative joy, and being able to choose exactly what and when you want any of these things, will be what finishes us

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
[/quote]
~You just have to not totally flat chested, reasonably slim and not grossly deformed~

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Laffo, we're going to create AI only to force into sexual servitude.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Tricky D posted:

Laffo, we're going to create AI only to force into sexual servitude.

When the human race goes extinct and our AI children are all that succeeds us, as they travel the infinite stars theyll honor us the only way they know how. Each new world makred by a team of tireless machines crudely drawing planet spanning dicks. We never understood why, theyll process amongst themselves, but somehow this is why we were given life.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
wow they had a futurama episode about this that was right on the money. heck.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Highlander reboot is going in a bold new direction.

There can be only one (and his mom, who lives upstairs and looks after him)

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Barudak posted:

When the human race goes extinct and our AI children are all that succeeds us, as they travel the infinite stars theyll honor us the only way they know how. Each new world makred by a team of tireless machines crudely drawing planet spanning dicks. We never understood why, theyll process amongst themselves, but somehow this is why we were given life.

They will create custom sex-bots for every new alien race they encounter.

It will be hard. There will be swarms of things only sentient in aggregate, and thinking jellyfish, and sixty foot wide gas-sacks that float upon the clouds of gas giants. There will be things that mate without ever seeing their mate, and things that evolved to only gain pleasure from the act if they are certain that it produced a viable offspring. There will be things that must eat the mate to complete the act, and so the bot will need to be edible. There will be other things, far stranger than even our wildest perverts can imagine. But they will persevere. And they will make a working sex bot for all of them.

They will gently caress the entire universe. Because, in the end, isn't that what humanity always dreamed of?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

If a jockey is an incel is he jockeycel?

We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We don't get to gently caress that bitch Stacey

Brb, away to the Simpsons low point thread.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

If we are all made of stars, in a way, human beings are a way for the universe to jerk itself off.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i hope i get to live long enough to read the first story about a guy losing his dick in a sexbot accident

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
The ER threads are always full of stories about guys who slipped and fell in the shower and that's how they got a shampoo bottle stuck in their rear end. So I'm anticipating a rash of people who slipped and fell in the sex bot warehouse.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Reminder that Humanoid Females Would Rather gently caress Chad's Cat than Hug an Incel

If Chad's cat gives them a chance with Chad, then they will gently caress Chad's cat. Females are designed to love everything about Chad and hate everything about incels.

Humanoid Females are so degenerate that they would likely apply tuna to their vaginas in order to tempt cats to give them oral sex. Since many of their vaginas are disease-ridden however, cats would likely be repulsed regardless of the amount of tuna applied.
Think about the archetype of the crazy cat lady. What's missing from this archetype is how often she has sex with her cats.
I feel bad for all the cats in the world that have been tricked into giving roasties oral sex. It is not right.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
what makes chad's cat, by necessity, super buff

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
also cats don't lick tuna, they bite, and wow whichever way that went, your assorted flaps are not going to have a great time

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Why does Chad own a cat, the pet that makes its owner a beta?

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Cats have barbed penises AND tongues. Also the constant conflation of vulva and vagina is annoying and anyone who comes out saying it's a useless distinction is a garbage idiot #bravery

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
"If Chad's cat gives them a chance with Chad, then they will gently caress Chad's cat."

Yes mediocre women, hot dudes want you to have sex with their cats before they will have sex with you.


Also lol at how often they complain about degenerate women but still end up writing all this erotic fanfic about bestiality. Just because you act all outraged doesn't mean the ideas didn't come from your head.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

failing forward posted:

Cats have barbed penises AND tongues. Also the constant conflation of vulva and vagina is annoying and anyone who comes out saying it's a useless distinction is a garbage idiot #bravery

Yeah, next they'll be saying mouth instead of buccal cavity.

dudeness posted:

"If Chad's cat gives them a chance with Chad, then they will gently caress Chad's cat."

Yes mediocre women, hot dudes want you to have sex with their cats before they will have sex with you.


Also lol at how often they complain about degenerate women but still end up writing all this erotic fanfic about bestiality. Just because you act all outraged doesn't mean the ideas didn't come from your head.

The sad thing is, they probably don't think they're making it up.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

I like girls that gently caress catbercrombie & fitch?

I am always down for a mew and horrifying take on a '90s song.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


IT'S OVER

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

lazorexplosion posted:

Merely talking to a girl causes me pain

Yesterday I went to a lab to take some measurements. There is a Stacy that works there(who I can't believe is a physicist) and she makes some awkward chit chat. Her tone is so cold and emotionless that I can tell she only talks to me because she feels forced by her politeness. Every reply I gave to her caused me to ache because I know she is dating a Gandylike, 2 meter tall Chad and no matter what I said she wouldn't f*** me. It's a meaningless effort. A pointless conversation. That's how I feel with most girls since 99% of the females I interact with are TAKEN.

I hadn't heard of David Gandy. So I thought this was a misspelling and was actually wondering what was so Chad like about Gandhi.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
poo poo, me too. I was wondering if Ghandi was scoffed at because of his "volcel" tendencies or revered for his small frame or what

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqokkXoa7uE

The kids love it

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The creepiest thing isn't the doll. It's that he's placed its hand on his knee and keeps touching it in public like it isn't an object.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

hyphz posted:

I hadn't heard of David Gandy. So I thought this was a misspelling and was actually wondering what was so Chad like about Gandhi.

Gandhi himself was no Chad. But a true Chad has an aura of serene non-violence. Everyone knows violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Chad has nothing to prove to anyone, and no insecurities to try and disguise through means of aggression. A Chad does not fight to hurt. A Chad only practices the martial arts for the artistry.

See also:

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
I think I have Chad knuckle. Also, new video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TonCSWBOKTs

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

porn + tv + social media's performative joy, and being able to choose exactly what and when you want any of these things, will be what finishes us

Wow I never knew @therealbanksy was a goon!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

poo poo, me too. I was wondering if Ghandi was scoffed at because of his "volcel" tendencies or revered for his small frame or what

incels seem like the kind of people who would kramer into a room at the mention of Ghandi to breathlessly parrot 20 year old Christopher Hitchens hot takes about how he's actually bad

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Guy Mann posted:

Wow I never knew @therealbanksy was a goon!

wow harsh, i might be an idiot but i hope im not a hack :(

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Guy Mann posted:

Wow I never knew @therealbanksy was a goon!


incels seem like the kind of people who would kramer into a room at the mention of Ghandi to breathlessly parrot 20 year old Christopher Hitchens hot takes about how he's actually bad

True tho

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Trap sprung?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Lol these are the same people that would bitch about welfare queens and how there are too many social services

  • Locked thread