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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

grittyreboot posted:

Guess who's desk this belongs to


Barack Obama

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Can we go back to the mask pls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693bgH0uPVA


I'm not sure where in the Encyclopedia Of Fapping this fits

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007







e: thats good tnax





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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Slayton Sisters lookin pretty hot

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
T H I C C

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

text me a vag pic posted:




e: thats good tnax







:stare::stare::stare:

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.

I thought for sure this would reveal the exact same mask underneath.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Pastry of the Year posted:

Um, my mom, obviously. The #1 Mom.

excuse me my mum is #1

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Um, my mom, obviously. The #1 Mom.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

excuse me my mum is #1

Only one way to settle this.

MOOOOOOOM OFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




micorwavemam.jpg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Solice Kirsk posted:

Only one way to settle this.

MOOOOOOOM OFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

I'll get your mom off.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:


The Door Frame posted:


Tbf, that kinda sounds like something a lab would also do

Tbf, that kinda sounds like something I would also do

I've seen him do it.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
#1 mom:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

:swoon:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's a different one!

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
America was a mistake.

Microwaves MoM! NVM!

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Oh poo poo, I forgot all about this thread from YCS, :lol:

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 10:55 on Sep 16, 2017

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zipperelli. posted:

Oh poo poo, I forgot all about this thread from YCS, :lol:


What am I missing?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

What am I missing?

you couldn't understand if you've never made the pilgrimage

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




AUG coming from within the thread :thunk:

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Tamayachi posted:

I thought for sure this would reveal the exact same mask underneath.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zipperelli. posted:

Oh poo poo, I forgot all about this thread from YCS, :lol:


Didn't the thread convince him to tell her that he wanted to gently caress her and it totally ruined everything for him?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

grittyreboot posted:

Guess who's desk this belongs to


Terry Pratchett's, from the exhibition about his life that just opened? they've not got all 6 of his monitors in place yet though.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Didn't the thread convince him to tell her that he wanted to gently caress her and it totally ruined everything for him?

I really want to believe this

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
Microwave’s mom has got it goin’ on.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm the stacked donuts.

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Zipperelli. posted:

Oh poo poo, I forgot all about this thread from YCS, :lol:


For those of us who weren't around for it, what is the story behind this pic?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Nyyen posted:

For those of us who weren't around for it, what is the story behind this pic?

(I wasn't around either, but I've been lurking for several years) I think it had to do with some guy who was abnormally close to his mom (like the 'broken arms' guy on Reddit) and posted pictures of her here on the forums.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Nyyen posted:

For those of us who weren't around for it, what is the story behind this pic?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Ahh, I hadn't seen that picture of her and didn't realize it was the same person. I assumed there was another goon with mommy issues.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

(like the 'broken arms' guy on Reddit)

The what now?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Foxhound posted:

The what now?

Some guy broke both his arms and couldn't masturbate so his mom did it for him

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I just discovered Brad Castleberry

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZE-iixAfTq/

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Sorry, been at work all day and catching up.

The story as I remember it, is dude had a hot stepmom, and the thread convinced him to get her to take those pics, and then convinced him to try and sleep with her, or tell her he had the hots for her and wanted to gently caress her, or something similar, to which she said "uh, no" and of course, the following shitstorm.

It was at least a decade ago, so the details are hazy, but that was the gist of it.

Also, that's not microwave's mom, but talk about microwave's mom reminded me of that glorious thread.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Frankston posted:

Some guy broke both his arms and couldn't masturbate so his mom did it for him

The way you phrase that makes it sound like he did it on purpose ...

...goddamnit.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Nyyen posted:

Ahh, I hadn't seen that picture of her and didn't realize it was the same person. I assumed there was another goon with mommy issues.

There are 2 mom people. There is microwave, who simply had the hot mom, and another guy had a stepmom he wanted to gently caress, and there is a picture of him holding up his hands doing "the shocker" while she is sticking her rear end out. I *think* the lady in the white shirt posted is the same mom as the latter, but white shirt could be microwaves mom, I'm not sure.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I see your Brad Castleberry and raise you F. E. Castleberry.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Drunk Driver Dad posted:

There are 2 mom people. There is microwave, who simply had the hot mom, and another guy had a stepmom he wanted to gently caress, and there is a picture of him holding up his hands doing "the shocker" while she is sticking her rear end out. I *think* the lady in the white shirt posted is the same mom as the latter, but white shirt could be microwaves mom, I'm not sure.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

There are 2 mom people. There is microwave, who simply had the hot mom, and another guy had a stepmom he wanted to gently caress, and there is a picture of him holding up his hands doing "the shocker" while she is sticking her rear end out. I *think* the lady in the white shirt posted is the same mom as the latter, but white shirt could be microwaves mom, I'm not sure.

The second lady in question

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