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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Like if I could do that without being part of the CIA and also without going to jail hell yeah

pm me

# ? Sep 17, 2017 10:27

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

For somebody who's usually so radical BENGHAZI 2 is suddenly very concerned about the lives of spooks & CIA assets :thunk:

# ? Sep 17, 2017 12:34

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

"Death to all spooks and police state killers" - Something Awful user DzerzhinskyFan1917

# ? Sep 17, 2017 13:08

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

For somebody who's usually so radical BENGHAZI 2 is suddenly very concerned about the lives of spooks & CIA assets

There are no jobs in this one horse town and my family lives in poverty. Guess I have no choice but to join the CIA and pay fascists to rape nuns or something.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 13:35

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

*carefully segues podcast from 56,495th 'joke' about guillotining Joy Ann Reid to a sobering reminder of the violence of the police state*

# ? Sep 17, 2017 13:40

Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

safely sodomized posted:

No way

# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:20

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

safely sodomized posted:

Hell yea I love Rose.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 17:10

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 219 days!

safely sodomized posted:

drink enough still alice and you won't be able to remember at least one night of your youth when old age takes you

# ? Sep 17, 2017 17:12

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

safely sodomized posted:

lmfao. god wine people suck

# ? Sep 17, 2017 19:40

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

safely sodomized posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7xsM5BBcIc

# ? Sep 17, 2017 20:16

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

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# ? Sep 17, 2017 20:25

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

For somebody who's usually so radical BENGHAZI 2 is suddenly very concerned about the lives of spooks & CIA assets

like i said, its entirely a result of being on the receivng end of "hope u all die" poo poo when i enlisted and i dont actually disagree with anything anyone here said

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:07

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

just bc im heckin radical i still have dumb irrational opinions about things, nobody is a perfect revolutionary, except juggalos whoop whoop

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:07

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

like i said, its entirely a result of being on the receivng end of "hope u all die" poo poo when i enlisted and i dont actually disagree with anything anyone here said

When you enlisted - :siren:

IN THE CIA :siren:

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:13

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

When you enlisted - IN THE CIA

you got me i was tasked to infiltrate antifa and so far my mission is a smashing success *taps nose governmentally*

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:25

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Costco is hard to get into and actually a really good job though

Anyway I get y'all's point it's just that my brain literally will not accept the idea of just wishing death on everyone in a job because of my own issues with that and also electrocuting people's balls sounds dope as hell

you're one step away from blue lives matter

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:31

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

got any sevens posted:

you're one step away from blue lives matter

Cops are the exception, I'm fine as gently caress with killing cops

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:41

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Cops are the exception, I'm fine as gently caress with killing cops

CIA are the cops of global capitalism

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:42

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

CIA are the cops of global capitalism

This changes everything

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:50

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

CIA are the cops of global capitalism

this describes what the CIA does better than literally anything else.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:56

a primate: Jun 2, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

lmfao. god wine people suck

#notallwinepeople

# ? Sep 18, 2017 01:52

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

i'm a wino

# ? Sep 18, 2017 02:35

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

He's the only albino rhino gyno I know. Also he's a wine addict?? Sheesh.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 02:39

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Sean Spicer had a cameo at the emmys lol

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/909582191625146368

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:09

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

I actually believe Benghazi 2 is a CIA operative for the simple reason that this is exactly how I'd imagine the person assigned to monitor CSPAM would out themselves.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 04:30

1982 Subaru Brat: Feb 2, 2007; by Athanatos

All leftist conversation must come around to which of us are compiling dossiers for the deep state, an ancient tradition dating back to the 1950's

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:09

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

CIA are the cops of global capitalism

Yeah it's weird to have a softer attitude toward the CIA than cops. Especially since CIA operatives are evil by necessity and cops are just evil by probability.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:13

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Yeah it's weird to have a softer attitude toward the CIA than cops. Especially since CIA operatives are evil by necessity and cops are just evil by probability.

Put another way, there are good cops but there aren't good CIA agents.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:15

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Put another way, there are good cops but there aren't good CIA agents.

get a load of officer Jeb! over here

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:26

Mecha Gojira: Jun 23, 2006; Jack Nissan

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Put another way, there are good cops but there aren't good CIA agents.

this is my favorite thread

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:34

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

MizPiz posted:

I actually believe Benghazi 2 is a CIA operative for the simple reason that this is exactly how I'd imagine the person assigned to monitor CSPAM would out themselves.

P sure if I was a cia agent they would have fired me for arguing in favor of the glorious ancom utopia already and be fired me I mean fired a gun into my head

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:59

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Yeah it's weird to have a softer attitude toward the CIA than cops. Especially since CIA operatives are evil by necessity and cops are just evil by probability.

I've had bad personal run ins with cops, I haven't had any run ins with the CIA....

WAIT

YOURE ALL FUCKIN PSYOP MOTHERFUCKERS I KNEW IT

# ? Sep 18, 2017 06:00

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

P sure if I was a cia agent they would have fired me for arguing in favor of the glorious ancom utopia already and be fired me I mean fired a gun into my head

Yeah sure.

Anyway, how big is my file?

# ? Sep 18, 2017 06:11

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yeah sure.

Anyway, how big is my file?

724kb so far.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 06:14

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

wait how do i edit that? can an admin edit that out for me?

# ? Sep 18, 2017 06:14

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

MizPiz posted:

I actually believe Benghazi 2 is a CIA operative for the simple reason that this is exactly how I'd imagine the person assigned to monitor CSPAM would out themselves.