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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm the self-hating black guy

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


lol that your brain can break and not work right anymore and then you support trump lol

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Mike Pence would not agree that you should save a horse, ride a cowboy.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
just talked to moon man about rocket man

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Can we get a juggagoon (goonalo?) to weigh in on whether the preferred spelling is woop woop or whoop whoop? I'm seeing it both ways and I don't want to commit a faux pas with my new juggalo friends.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

My friends dad posted a picture on Facebook of a Hispanic cultural celebration in semi-rural Kentucky with the comment "Hispanic celebration in Middle America tells you where Donald Trump can go" and the first reply to it was "something something he's your President too" and he clapped back with "My hemorrhoids belonged to me too, that doesn't mean I had to like them" and I was like goddamn lol.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAF1EExpek
Rocketman has no gas

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

scrubs season six posted:

Can we get a juggagoon (goonalo?) to weigh in on whether the preferred spelling is woop woop or whoop whoop? I'm seeing it both ways and I don't want to commit a faux pas with my new juggalo friends.

*in stewie griffin voice* hwhoop hwhoop

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Scum.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

haljordan posted:

The GOP is only pissed off because their voters are openly racist instead of keeping that poo poo slightly low key


Mitch McConnell took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. It was 1:15 AM and all of his staffers had gone home hours before. Exhausted and alone in his Congressional office he let his mind wander over the recent events.

The GOP was is a constant state of crisis, lurching from one self-inflicted scandal to the next. The president was a unstable demogouge given to dictating policy to Congress through Twitter and, worst of all, had the support of most of the GOP voters.

A noise at the door broke the strand of his introspection. "Wh- Who is there?" he called, haltingly.

The door opened and a large floating orb of white energy entered. "It is I, Mitch." the orb spake "The manifestation of Republican ideological purity given form."

"We need to discuss your lack of conviction." the orb stated, with a tremulous note of hunger.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Leftism at it again:

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Waffle House posted:

Leftism at it again:



a hearty chuckle

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Can J. Stewart please come out of hiding and own Tucker off of another network

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Waffle House posted:

Leftism at it again:



He used to wear a bow tie which dispensed all doubt he was "special" immediately. He needs to go back to it.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Waffle House posted:

Leftism at it again:



*GONG*

Whatever that is...

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
Tormp?



Tmurp!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


One of the CIA's crowning achievements would not have been possible without the calm and cool nerve of Barrack Obama, then-President at the time; non-surgical implantation of a tiny, remotely-cued "whoopee cushion", which causes a bronx cheer on command, undetectable to the victim.

During a diplomatic talk in Moscow, the tension was thick in monitoring stations around the world: Whole packs of cigarettes were smoked that day, the world seeming to hang on a restrained breath the moment Barrack shook Vladmir's hand, and the nanomachines transferred from the custom-painted 'sweat' patch to the palm of Vladmir's hand, and through his blood stream.

Vladmir seemed to notice nothing. The normally-paranoid Russians must not have thought of that vector of attack. The diplomatic talk concluded, and thirty minutes later, as programmed, EXACTLY as Putin turned heel to continue back through the golden doors into the Palace, a single raspberry was heard.

Cheers the Kremlin would never hear went around the world that day. It took the Ruskis a solid six hours, including exploratory surgery, to remove the whoopee. The case of, "who put a micro-whoopee-cushion up Vladmir Putin's rear end" as far as intel knows, has never been solved on their side.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/908403830664069126

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Waffle House posted:

Leftism at it again:



morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Kids an American white male, wtf is he worried about

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


he's fine lol?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

mono posted:

Kids an American white male, wtf is he worried about

Brown people, probably

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Streak posted:

Brown people, probably

socialism

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

mono posted:

Kids an American white male, wtf is he worried about

Economic anxiety

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Feminism

cnut
May 3, 2016

mono posted:

Kids an American white male, wtf is he worried about

White genocide. :rolleyes:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

mono posted:

Kids an American white male, wtf is he worried about

Ethics in video game journalism.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Waffle House posted:

Leftism at it again:



Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


lol if Moon Jae-in calls either Jong-un or Trump Rocket Man:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/909384837018112000

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Rocket man? Long gas lines? Hm.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Waffle House posted:

lol if Moon Jae-in calls either Jong-un or Trump Rocket Man:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/909384837018112000

Ive seen multiple people say this morning Fox and Friends called Kim Jon that

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

I just got banned from another forum for saying it would be funny if Barron saw a version of that Kathy Griffin pic he thought was real, but with his own head instead of Trumps, and thought that he was dead. The mod said it was "messed up" and I should "get a grip"... Well, Trump may be president but I sure am not "lol"-ing today, friends!

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

I just got banned from another forum for saying it would be funny if Barron saw a version of that Kathy Griffin pic he thought was real, but with his own head instead of Trumps, and thought that he was dead. The mod said it was "messed up" and I should "get a grip"... Well, Trump may be president but I sure am not "lol"-ing today, friends!

there aren't other forums

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

I just got banned from another forum for saying it would be funny if Barron saw a version of that Kathy Griffin pic he thought was real, but with his own head instead of Trumps, and thought that he was dead. The mod said it was "messed up" and I should "get a grip"... Well, Trump may be president but I sure am not "lol"-ing today, friends!

That is kind of funny. Thank you for the sensible chuckle, friend.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

is this the kid that mowed the lawn? is there a pic they managed to take of him where he doesn't look like one of the shining twins?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Won't people think about the well-being of white people for a change?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I somehow missed that amazing fake documentary sticked at the top of gbs

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

you could still drive it though right

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

mono posted:

Kids an American white male, wtf is he worried about

the broad economic downturn which affects everyone in the country maybe

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

corn in the bible posted:

the broad economic downturn which affects everyone in the country maybe

that kid has nothing to worry about because history has shown that if you stick with trump you'll be a-okay

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