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emormu
Jan 16, 2012
Help the US Navy

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


The us navy owing us would be extrmely good. Poke the bear

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

We drink beer, and gently caress bear!

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
1) If we want to buy Russian airplanes and materiel we can always go through non-Russian channels, such as India, Vietnam, and Peru.
2) gently caress THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT LIKE A BAD YURI ON ICE FANFIC

Let's go scratch the Silent Service's back!

Nick Esasky
Nov 10, 2009
Additional point: Our air opposition is non-existent at this moment, and our top-tier A2A stuff is getting thin. do we REALLY want to be dogfighting with the modern Russian planes presumably guarding these ASW birds?

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Stago Lego posted:

While the loss of a potential seller sucks it isn't as if there aren't enough russian planes available elsewhere.

As head of the Gorshkov lobby, I would be most displeased if we no longer have a way to buy one. :colbert:

I will change my mind if they give us an AEGIS destroyer though.

Dreamsicle fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Sep 17, 2017

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
gently caress dat bear up

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


quote:

...I probably shouldn't have steered the Mig-23 so close to try and warcrime some poo poo.

Your heart was in the right place.

Also, help the US Navy. I want to see what going against the Russian task force is like.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Poke da bear

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat
gently caress da bear

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia
Lets Not poke the bear., lets try and avoid alienating potential future customers and the guys we are currently leasing a base from. Cobbie's boys may be awesome, but they are few and the Russians are many

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!
Do not poke the bear!

Roeben
Jul 23, 2013
Poke Da Bear

Slavshit is crap anyway.

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
Don't poke. They can duke it out, we can get the nuke out.

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
Though I have misgivings about us being overworked and possibly having to deal with MiG-31s, poke the bear. Doing a favour for the largest producer of military equipment in the world seems like it'd be a long-term benefit for us.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How about Option C: The Corkscrew Cross

We tell the Russians our situation, and our willingness to play ball in exchange for safe passage. If they agree, we pretend to help the US Navy by drawing them out into open waters with false radar readings. We give the Russians the signal and they cut throats, sinking the USN presence. All the while, we move all our poo poo out of the Russian airfield to a neutral country, except...

...the nuke. We blow it and make it look like American retaliation for the USN casualties. We get untangled from both sides in all the chaos, lose the nuke, and secure a clean slate for our next expedition.

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
They already have ballistic missile radars all over that area, so they'd know if someone launches something.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Triple A posted:

They already have ballistic missile radars all over that area, so they'd know if someone launches something.

I dont think we have it in missile form, do we? Why not just dirty bomb the thing and fool the Kremlin into thinking its some stealth missile tech.

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

And then what exactly do we tell the IAEA? "Whoops, we dropped it back into the ocean, our bad"?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

power crystals posted:

And then what exactly do we tell the IAEA? "Whoops, we dropped it back into the ocean, our bad"?

Ned Tugent stole it, we think.

Hessi
Oct 28, 2010
Help the Navy, would it be possible to try to fool the russians we are Ned Tugents forces if we paint the planes and use appropriate Callsigns?

About Cobbies infantry forces, could they not just occupy the airfield on the island, capture the planes there? In that case, we could use that runway and the captured planes (a few Migs, right?) to get the device and Cobbies troops out. Our three frigs could move up the coast and provide air cover with their Sea Sparrows.

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?
Help the USN

We can't keep trying to play all sides forever; future contract opportunities or not, let's get out of this theater alive first while satisfying all of out current obligations before counting lost earnings potential.

Besides, we've all played 'Faction Gain' games before, and to get access to the best stuff, we have to max our Rep with one group. :colbert:

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing
Looks like I ate a missile, drat!

Looks like Mitsuhashi should have worded their contracts better, we just got paid a hilarious amount of money to kill their own guys. :v:

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
Guys, remember that deal we had with IAEA? The route they asked us to do, which is to deliver the package to Svalbard airfield which would necessitate us having to travel a lot of airspace that the Russians watch like hawks and have a lot of Mig-31s on stand-by.

Nick Esasky
Nov 10, 2009

CourValant posted:

Help the USN

We can't keep trying to play all sides forever; future contract opportunities or not, let's get out of this theater alive first while satisfying all of out current obligations before counting lost earnings potential.

Besides, we've all played 'Faction Gain' games before, and to get access to the best stuff, we have to max our Rep with one group. :colbert:

I'd like to point out that enraging the Russians and shooting whatever they have escorting their ASW is the most hazardous situation for us getting out alive, and possibly invites direct trips from Backfires/cruise missiles directly into Provd. Do you really want to do that?

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Play nice with the Russians

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"
How many aircraft do we have left? How many can fly next operation?

And how soon can we get more?

Condoleezza Nice!
Jan 4, 2010

Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte
Don't poke the bear, I want SU-33 Terminators

orcbuster
May 17, 2017

Don't poke the bear Chinese already hate us, we REALLY don't need the two teaming up against us.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Triple A posted:

Guys, remember that deal we had with IAEA? The route they asked us to do, which is to deliver the package to Svalbard airfield which would necessitate us having to travel a lot of airspace that the Russians watch like hawks and have a lot of Mig-31s on stand-by.

We've established we can just reroute to Canada, and if we help out the USN we might be allowed to traverse US airspace to get there, in which case the Russians can't do poo poo to us without having to grapple with US air support.


Can we send a gift basket to those Mitsu/Hashi (delete as apropos) guys who turned on their buddies who we accidentally fired upon? 'Sorry for the friendly fire?' I mean, it was an accident, right? Maybe try and cooperate on SAR? Who knows, maybe some will hop the fence and join our team.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Awww hell, Poke dat Bear

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
As much as I want us to buy more Soviet crap, I gotta go with Poke the Bear. Maybe the USN will give us some secretly mothballed A-6 Intruders in exchange for the help?

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing
Let's Poke the Bear but use a long goddamn stick and leg it.

Velius
Feb 27, 2001
I want non-US gear but it seems like selling out the USN Isn't the way to do it. Poke the Bear and maybe we can wrangle an surplus Arleigh Burke out of it.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Yvonmukluk posted:

Can we send a gift basket to those Mitsu/Hashi (delete as apropos) guys who turned on their buddies who we accidentally fired upon? 'Sorry for the friendly fire?' I mean, it was an accident, right? Maybe try and cooperate on SAR? Who knows, maybe some will hop the fence and join our team.

Seems to me they are in need of new employment :3: All survivors get a job. You get a job! And you get a job!

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Next theatre of operations we need to haggle for/secure salvage rights with our employer. If future ops go the way of Poor Life Choices, we'll need every flyable piece of craft we can find in order to stem the bleeding at the very least.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Wow. Huge dent in our physical assets and human resources this time around. That bank balance will definitely help recoup our losses though. Providing, of course, we can get this bitch out of this frozen shithole without it A: going off, or B: getting us all killed.

Also

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Hexenritter posted:

. . . we can get this bitch out of this frozen shithole without it A: going off, or B: getting us all killed.

I don't think A is going to be a problem; nukes don't just accidentally 'go off'; the bigger issue is the current radioactivity. Functioning nukes don't emit harmful radiation, to the point where people can get sick from being in its proximity.

The fact those Hippies have radiation poisoning means a) Cobbie and crew need protective suits (or a lead-lined crate for the thing) and b) the device's 'casing' is cracked, meaning the nuke won't 'detonate' properly.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


So Cobbie and friends will be able to write a glowing account of their escapades for their AAR

Who knows, maybe it could be leveraged into a hot property for Hollywood.

Cobbie should paint "gone fission" on the transpo.

ok I'll stop now

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Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

Hexenritter posted:

So Cobbie and friends will be able to write a glowing account of their escapades for their AAR

Who knows, maybe it could be leveraged into a hot property for Hollywood.

Cobbie should paint "gone fission" on the transpo.

ok I'll stop now

Yeah you should stop. None of those puns is rad enough to justify joking about such serious matters.

Also it's been a while since aI checked in on this lp. So...we're stealing nukes, getting killed in droves, and possibly picking a fight with another superpower for not-really-any-good-reason? This has finally become the outfit I knew we always would become.

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