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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/dzOvdz4.gifv

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/j4NoAVD.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/sRUkSXg.gifv

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Interesting range of survival instincts right there

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Say Nothing posted:

Acroblatics.







Acroblyatics

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

TheMaskedUgly posted:

Interesting range of survival instincts right there

And they all worked! Barely.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Deleted scene from Back to the Future

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

People are stupid, why would you willingly sit in an area where a crashing car is most likely to go?

Fellblade
Apr 28, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

People are stupid, why would you willingly sit in an area where a crashing car is most likely to go?

People are insane.





Yes, it went badly wrong quite a few times.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

People are stupid, why would you willingly sit in an area where a crashing car is most likely to go?

You've not been to a rally, have you? That's the whole point. If you're not ducking bits of shattered carbon fibre and blazing magnesium you might as well have stayed at home.

(Also *everywhere* on a rally stage is the area a crashing car is most likely to go. Think you're safe 40 feet up a tree? Well here come a couple of Finns in what was until 0.4 seconds ago a million quids worth of car and is now the world's fastest jigsaw puzzle to prove you wrong!)

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
front bumper cam of a ralley car is the most anxiety attack inducing poo poo on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L64Lk6vJYeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ads_E8wPDY

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/kLfPFMe.mp4
source

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Here's something I'm sure has been posted here before, but a rally car driver doesn't listen to his navigator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh8pSPmKupc

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkq5tiqsJOc

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fellblade posted:

People are insane.





Yes, it went badly wrong quite a few times.

Group B was the best/worst thing ever to happen to motorsport. So was the subsequent banning.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!




I have no idea what the context is.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
gently caress
YO
CAR
NIGGA

(actually it's something like seal mating season and it thinks the car is a competitor.)

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Mizuti posted:





I have no idea what the context is.

Body collisions like that are how elephant seals fight. The seals think the cars are a threat or sexual competitor and are attacking.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Mizuti posted:





I have no idea what the context is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDo3wlDretk

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



I fought the log and the log won.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Goa Tse-tung posted:

front bumper cam of a ralley car is the most anxiety attack inducing poo poo on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L64Lk6vJYeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ads_E8wPDY

Or just jump to basically any point in this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmNXCJt7K3Q

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

lol this is so good

still cant figure out why the red car spins

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Hihohe posted:

I fought the log and the log won.

:golfclap:

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

oh hell yeah

https://twitter.com/puristwhiner/status/909567438978732032

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Good night white pride

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

AlmightyBob posted:

oh hell yeah



Ist ve not de zupermen? Aryan pure zupermen?
Ja, ve ist de zupermen! Super duper zupermen~

Byzantine has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Sep 18, 2017

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Byzantine posted:

Ist ve not de zupermen? Aryan pure zupermen?
Ja, ve ist de zupermen! Super duper zupermen~

Ist das nicht ein nazi scum? Ja das ist ein nazi scum!
Shall we kick him in the bum? Ja we kick him in the bum!
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht ein head of skin? Ja das ist ein head of skin!
Does he have a tiny chin? Ja he has a tiny chin!
Head of skin, tiny chin,
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht ein can of mace? Ja das ist ein can of mace!
Shall we spray Alaska's face? Ja we spray Alaska's face!
Can of mace, 'Laska's face,
Head of skin, tiny chin,
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


I will never understand this mindset. Somehow GOD HIMSELF THROUGH JESUS OUR LORD tells you that you can run through a 4x4, and when you fail, it's not an eye opening moment of "maybe if I hear voices it's a mental illness", but rather a "Oh drat JESUS is upset with me and that's why I didn't do the superhuman thing, Lemme go pray harder".

Religion I understand. Faith I understand. That? Not so much.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I will never understand this mindset. Somehow GOD HIMSELF THROUGH JESUS OUR LORD tells you that you can run through a 4x4, and when you fail, it's not an eye opening moment of "maybe if I hear voices it's a mental illness", but rather a "Oh drat JESUS is upset with me and that's why I didn't do the superhuman thing, Lemme go pray harder".

Religion I understand. Faith I understand. That? Not so much.

It's almost like... maybe his brain isn't functioning right? :thunk:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I will never understand this mindset. Somehow GOD HIMSELF THROUGH JESUS OUR LORD tells you that you can run through a 4x4, and when you fail, it's not an eye opening moment of "maybe if I hear voices it's a mental illness", but rather a "Oh drat JESUS is upset with me and that's why I didn't do the superhuman thing, Lemme go pray harder".

Religion I understand. Faith I understand. That? Not so much.

It's a looped gif, he's not actually doing it over and over again as shown.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Neurion posted:

Ist das nicht ein nazi scum? Ja das ist ein nazi scum!
Shall we kick him in the bum? Ja we kick him in the bum!
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht ein head of skin? Ja das ist ein head of skin!
Does he have a tiny chin? Ja he has a tiny chin!
Head of skin, tiny chin,
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht ein can of mace? Ja das ist ein can of mace!
Shall we spray Alaska's face? Ja we spray Alaska's face!
Can of mace, 'Laska's face,
Head of skin, tiny chin,
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

:golfclap:

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

Neurion posted:

Ist das nicht ein nazi scum? Ja das ist ein nazi scum!
Shall we kick him in the bum? Ja we kick him in the bum!
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht ein head of skin? Ja das ist ein head of skin!
Does he have a tiny chin? Ja he has a tiny chin!
Head of skin, tiny chin,
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

Ist das nicht ein can of mace? Ja das ist ein can of mace!
Shall we spray Alaska's face? Ja we spray Alaska's face!
Can of mace, 'Laska's face,
Head of skin, tiny chin,
Nazi scum, kick his bum,
Oh du schöne, oh du schöne, oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

We should give at the very least, an Ignoble Peace Prize.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
the private twitter of the alt-right was stupid enough to rent a server in a country with anti-vilification and hate speech laws... :boonie:

https://twitter.com/getongab/status/909646893516414977

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Slugnoid posted:

the private twitter of the alt-right was stupid enough to rent a server in a country with anti-vilification and hate speech laws... :boonie:

https://twitter.com/getongab/status/909646893516414977

:bisonyes:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Here's something I'm sure has been posted here before, but a rally car driver doesn't listen to his navigator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh8pSPmKupc
I knew this was fake but apparently it hosed up with the co-driver's career a bit, also the creator of that clip was arrested!
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/remember-samir-the-bad-rally-driver-turns-out-the-video-was-fake-and-he-s-decent-90865.html
http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/chennai/motor-sports-executive-lands-in-jail-for-posting-funny-clip-online/article5056363.ece

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Well, according to those sources you just posted it wasn't fake but edited down to just the "screaming at the driver" bits.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
I agree with the youtube comment in the 'Sammir, you are breaking the car' rally video: I want that navigator to do a Sat-Nav. I would happily drive around with that commentary, I think.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Ms Boods posted:

I agree with the youtube comment in the 'Sammir, you are breaking the car' rally video: I want that navigator to do a Sat-Nav. I would happily drive around with that commentary, I think.

This is the co driver I'd want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlAY-3-SoxE

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




You HAVE to turn on CC for this video.

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