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https://twitter.com/BFMTV/status/908992606998278144 Melenchon is running out of words for 'disaster', by spring of next year he's going to be calling France 'un sharknado social'
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Fallen Hamprince posted:https://twitter.com/BFMTV/status/908992606998278144 Une requinnade sociale. Nah, that sounds like a shark-slaughter event. (Which personally I definitely would consider a disaster, plz live sealife alone for a moment you assholes; but sadly most people don't care about overfishing.)
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Fallen Hamprince posted:https://twitter.com/BFMTV/status/908992606998278144 Frenchpol: un sharknado social
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https://twitter.com/LeHuffPost/status/909416667607859200 "We don't have time to open up treatments like in vitro fertilization to same-sex couples and single women before we tackle unemployment". With the bonus talking point of "civilizational issues" that's straight from the LMPT homophobes' playbook. Kassad fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Sep 18, 2017 |
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Kassad posted:bonus talking point of "civilizational issues" that's straight from the LMPT homophobes' playbook. I mean, dog-whistling rather than being explicitly homophobic is almost a step-up for Collomb... lol at the conceit that the all-powerful Jupiterian government can't tackle two issues at once, though
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Just learned that there's another national strike on Thursday, and a public sector strike on October 10th. Don't hesitate to join me in the demonstration on those days!
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Kassad posted:https://twitter.com/LeHuffPost/status/909416667607859200
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Uh, I think "civilizational issues" is more "what will the gays do to precious God-given children" rather than "white genocide"
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How does 'omnishambles' translate?
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lost in postation posted:Uh, I think "civilizational issues" is more "what will the gays do to precious God-given children" rather than "white genocide"
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Ah, right, France is ruled by moderates. The bible-thumpers crying about this and same-sex marriage might very well be racists, but in both cases it's all about spreading their homophobic bile. Inescapable Duck posted:How does 'omnishambles' translate? La chienlit! :cryingdegaulle:
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The homophobes and the racists are actually having it out in the FN as we speak! It's all a beautiful tapestry.
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If Macron is Jupiter, does that mean he can throw lightning?
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Inescapable Duck posted:How does 'omnishambles' translate?
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Let it not be said that Macron failed to influence Trump.quote:During brief remarks, Trump raved about his visit to Paris last July 14 -- which featured military fly overs, parades of horse guards, assorted tanks and other military hardware. I think maybe we should apologize to Americans, it should have been obvious that Trump would love the quasi-authoritarian military parade.
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According to my mom who bothered to watch that parade on TV, Trump especially liked the horsies. When the Republican Guards arrived, his face allegedly lit up with a childish smile; whereas the rest of the time he had his usual smug scowl. Also if Macron is trying to import the First Lady and State of the Union address, it's only fair that in exchange Trump tries to import the July parade.
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I still think our official national day celebration should be eating some tête de veau on January 21st.
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Kassad posted:Let it not be said that Macron failed to influence Trump. Hahahahahaha I knew it I KNEW IT
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Macron talking to expats:quote:Au cours de son discours, il a commis un lapsus qui a fait s'esclaffer la salle, annonçant qu'en novembre la France «sortira de l'État de droit» 
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Here's an article with a video of it. Edit: https://twitter.com/leLab_E1/status/910581404811087872 Brought down by couscous L M F A O https://twitter.com/CNEWS/status/910571752803139585 Fascist tears 
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it's done, Philippot is leaving the FN https://twitter.com/_LesPatriotes/status/910740545986809856
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A.... split? In french politics?  Didn't see it coming.  Le couscous l'a tuer, i guess. Honestly depending on how this play, that poo poo will have some influence on Le Pen eligibility next cycle. Also they could have made him VP de la cantoche, that would have been funnier.https://twitter.com/jeromebesnard/status/910752338650042368 Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Sep 21, 2017 |
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Look at him spiral into irrelevancy, a Mégret of his time.
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Lightning Lord posted:Macron est caca oui
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Flowers For Algeria posted:Enfoiré de Merde Speaking of which: https://twitter.com/manuelvalls/status/910931996414750720
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Kassad posted:Speaking of which: 
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I just wanted to state that I disapprove of the term un sharknado because it's franglais. I would like to propose the alternate term une réquinade which is actually French, sounds better and would be readily accepted by les immortels.
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JustJeff88 posted:I just wanted to state that I disapprove of the term un sharknado because it's franglais. I would like to propose the alternate term une réquinade which is actually French, sounds better and would be readily accepted by les immortels. Counterpoint: It's funnier this way.
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