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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


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Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
I'm amazed at goons' collective love for oversharing, even after all these years.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I feel really normal now

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cuntellectual posted:

I'm amazed at goons' collective love for oversharing, even after all these years.

same here. im a registered sex offender

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Orkin Mang posted:

same here. im a registered sex offender

You have to register for that?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sid Vicious posted:

You have to register for that?

i was hoodwinked.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Orkin Mang posted:

i was hoodwinked.

Egads

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Zoro posted:

You should listen to the F+'s episode on this fetish. You think you're being cute, but some people who are into that do fetishize the cancer, addiction, and black lungs elements of smoking.

I'm not being cute.

RideTheSpiral posted:

paedophile found

Sometimes I get off on accusing people who don't like a pubic forest or who like short adult women of pedophilia (with extra letters sometimes) because

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I like small firm tits (albeit on tall girls).

Are you nearly there yet?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Sid Vicious posted:

You have to register for that?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

What really gets me going is when I see a random extra in the background who looks like me. I meant it becomes an obsession for me. I'll pause the video and zoom in on this guy's face. The desire to know who this guy is consumes me. I'll eventually find his imdb or his name on some obscure film defunct production company website. I've even tracked these guys down in real life. One time it got a bit too dark though and the guy was way more intense than I expected. I ended up meeting him in a motel room on the outskirts of Toronto (I hate it here it's so grey and almost monochrome lol). It was kind of hard to tell if I'm still me or if I'm him and he pressured me into swapping clothes because he wanted to gently caress my GF. I ended up going back to his house and his wife was there and it was super awkward. I really wanted to sleep with her and I think on some level she knew I wasn't her husband anymore or even if I ever was but still wanted it too. yh that's really hot to me

e: I only get off if the women are spiders btw if that wasn't clear already lol what genre is this btw goons??

e3: I'll post more later but I got a call someone totaled my jeep late last night on the motorway ?? ffs

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


EmmyOk posted:

e: I only get off if the women are spiders btw if that wasn't clear already lol what genre is this btw goons??

The .gif of your dreams is only a short search away.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Gay sex

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


EmmyOk posted:

What really gets me going is when I see a random extra in the background who looks like me. I meant it becomes an obsession for me. I'll pause the video and zoom in on this guy's face. The desire to know who this guy is consumes me. I'll eventually find his imdb or his name on some obscure film defunct production company website. I've even tracked these guys down in real life. One time it got a bit too dark though and the guy was way more intense than I expected. I ended up meeting him in a motel room on the outskirts of Toronto (I hate it here it's so grey and almost monochrome lol). It was kind of hard to tell if I'm still me or if I'm him and he pressured me into swapping clothes because he wanted to gently caress my GF. I ended up going back to his house and his wife was there and it was super awkward. I really wanted to sleep with her and I think on some level she knew I wasn't her husband anymore or even if I ever was but still wanted it too. yh that's really hot to me

e: I only get off if the women are spiders btw if that wasn't clear already lol what genre is this btw goons??

e3: I'll post more later but I got a call someone totaled my jeep late last night on the motorway ?? ffs

i don't remember this part of inland empire

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

EmmyOk posted:

e: I only get off if the women are spiders btw if that wasn't clear already lol what genre is this btw goons??

My friend. Fear not, for I have you covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQzxO8x9R-U

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

EmmyOk posted:

What really gets me going is when I see a random extra in the background who looks like me. I meant it becomes an obsession for me. I'll pause the video and zoom in on this guy's face. The desire to know who this guy is consumes me. I'll eventually find his imdb or his name on some obscure film defunct production company website. I've even tracked these guys down in real life. One time it got a bit too dark though and the guy was way more intense than I expected. I ended up meeting him in a motel room on the outskirts of Toronto (I hate it here it's so grey and almost monochrome lol). It was kind of hard to tell if I'm still me or if I'm him and he pressured me into swapping clothes because he wanted to gently caress my GF. I ended up going back to his house and his wife was there and it was super awkward. I really wanted to sleep with her and I think on some level she knew I wasn't her husband anymore or even if I ever was but still wanted it too. yh that's really hot to me

e: I only get off if the women are spiders btw if that wasn't clear already lol what genre is this btw goons??

e3: I'll post more later but I got a call someone totaled my jeep late last night on the motorway ?? ffs

Enemy was such a loving good movie

Feebus Reloaded
Jul 28, 2016

THIS WAS AJUDGED TO BOTH COMMIT TO AND VIOLATE A SACRED POSTIN OATH

I like it when the lady is mean and domineering. Lesbian, straight, whatever--there's gotta be a lady, and she's gotta be a real meanie. Thanks for reading and showing your support.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I like it when the lady is really nice and says encouraging things and it's all very wholesome and positive as the four men are ramming their cocks into her butthole

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Enemy was such a loving good movie

Enemy was a great movie, as was Prisoners that came out close to its release. Jake Gyllenhaal is awesome (but Nocturnal Animals wasn't)

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
My high school//college girlfriends were skinny blondes with big tits so I liked those...

Until my next girlfriend was a skinny twig with glasses but she could deepthroat like insanely so then that was my kink and I lost interest in titties...

Then my last girlfriend was a short pearshaped lady with a huge rear end and that's when I realized that my fetish is "whatever the last woman you had sex with is the thing that excites you the most." and honestly that sucks because I wish I could have just been into big titties forever but now I'm into skinny nerds and short girls with big butts.

I was also really into POV porn for the last many years but after getting my dick piercings I can't easily pretend it's my wang anymore because it doesn't have any metal in it so basically I'm ruining porn for myself I guess.

I shamefully admit to laughing at this thread title and then scrolling through it in like 20 minutes and clicking every link.

Also for the record I once had sex at a fetish party wearing a chicken mask that everyone was way way to freaked out by to want to wear and afterwards all the other sex weirdos told me that me and my GF were super hardcore because we made the chicken mask look hot, and while in the moment it felt like an accomplishment but on the drive home I had a long sticky drive to think about my life choices and whether or not I was making 'good' choices (lol I wasn't)

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Sep 16, 2017

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yikes

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

P much yeah

Don't make sex your hobby, kids.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bust Rodd posted:

Don't make sex your hobby, kids.

If it's with someone who owns, why not.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Sep 16, 2017

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Bust Rodd posted:

My high school//college girlfriends were skinny blondes with big tits so I liked those...

Until my next girlfriend was a skinny twig with glasses but she could deepthroat like insanely so then that was my kink and I lost interest in titties...

Then my last girlfriend was a short pearshaped lady with a huge rear end and that's when I realized that my fetish is "whatever the last woman you had sex with is the thing that excites you the most." and honestly that sucks because I wish I could have just been into big titties forever but now I'm into skinny nerds and short girls with big butts.

I was also really into POV porn for the last many years but after getting my dick piercings I can't easily pretend it's my wang anymore because it doesn't have any metal in it so basically I'm ruining porn for myself I guess.

I shamefully admit to laughing at this thread title and then scrolling through it in like 20 minutes and clicking every link.

Also for the record I once had sex at a fetish party wearing a chicken mask that everyone was way way to freaked out by to want to wear and afterwards all the other sex weirdos told me that me and my GF were super hardcore because we made the chicken mask look hot, and while in the moment it felt like an accomplishment but on the drive home I had a long sticky drive to think about my life choices and whether or not I was making 'good' choices (lol I wasn't)

Cuntellectual posted:

I'm amazed at goons' collective love for oversharing, even after all these years.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Cubone posted:

me (thinking): heh. it's amazing how easy it is to get goons to overshare. even after all the years of helldumping all it takes is one question about something they don't normally get to talk about. :munch:

me (posting): HOMEWRECKING STRAIGHT BOYS. ALSO I LIKE WHEN THE BOTTOM IS EMBARRASSED TO BE GOOD AT BOTTOMING AND I LIKE WHEN T gently caress ON PUBLIc

lol

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Zzulu posted:

I like it when the lady is really nice and says encouraging things and it's all very wholesome and positive as the four men are ramming their cocks into her butthole

Unironically this

Though I hope there isn't multiple anal penetration. That's a bit mean.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


For me, it's all about appreciating the shape and detail of the body and not the act of sex. I just like women who look good. I do enjoy some good rear end and titties, but it's more about the presentation and glorification of a woman's body than watching some guy slap his nuts all over her. I also don't care to see any genitals, since I consider the vagina to be the least attractive part of a woman by far. Most importantly, attractive faces are more important than anything else. I cannot accept a chick with an ugly face, it ruins everything. It makes me furious.

Women are art to me. Art that gives me an erection. The better the art, the better the erection. It takes a lot more than just a guy loving a chick to get me going. I don't want just anything. I want to look at a woman that is worthy of a statue, one that you will remember and want more of. Beauty is the highest form of sexual appeal.

It's hard to find what I want, but god loving drat it pays off so drat good.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like watching chicks get their poo poo worked over like one big body muscle thats all focused on squeezing out that pussy on a substantial fulcrum. Hth. :shrug:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Enemy was such a loving good movie

Yeah it really was. I need to rewatch it a few more times to try and understand it on more than a basic level. I thought I'd be put off by such an abstract film and think it's wank but Villeneuve does mounting tension so well. Arrival was incredible as well and Sicario is next on my list. I'm pretty excited to see the new Blade Runner knowing he's behind it.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

EmmyOk posted:

Yeah it really was. I need to rewatch it a few more times to try and understand it on more than a basic level. I thought I'd be put off by such an abstract film and think it's wank but Villeneuve does mounting tension so well. Arrival was incredible as well and Sicario is next on my list. I'm pretty excited to see the new Blade Runner knowing he's behind it.

That movie startled me more than any other I can remember. I wish I had video of it because I shrieked and stood up and raised my hands. There was an immediate physical reaction to it.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

The thread title says weird rear end porn, most of the posts in this thread are about non-rear end related porn.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
compilations where lowtax looks directly into the camera during a stream

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Blockade posted:

The thread title says weird rear end porn, most of the posts in this thread are about non-rear end related porn.

This is only because I can't find the words to even closely express the love and admiration I feel for hotkinkyjo

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Blockade posted:

The thread title says weird rear end porn, most of the posts in this thread are about non-rear end related porn.

I prefer non-rear end porn tbh. I like it when the woman is being pounded to her limits but I prefer pussy. rear end pounding just feels like cheating.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jolo posted:

That movie startled me more than any other I can remember. I wish I had video of it because I shrieked and stood up and raised my hands. There was an immediate physical reaction to it.

The movie lulls you into this dreamlike tranquil state and tricks you into thinking everything is good and okay and then that scene happens. I pushed myself back from my desk and raised my hands and made a "Bwwaaa!" sound. It was crazy.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Ziv Zulander posted:

This is only because I can't find the words to even closely express the love and admiration I feel for hotkinkyjo

She's fun to watch but can you imagine how unsatisfying it'd be to pork her? You'd need a cock like a fire hydrant to get any sensation at all

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

The Skeleton King posted:

For me, it's all about appreciating the shape and detail of the body and not the act of sex. I just like women who look good. I do enjoy some good rear end and titties, but it's more about the presentation and glorification of a woman's body than watching some guy slap his nuts all over her. I also don't care to see any genitals, since I consider the vagina to be the least attractive part of a woman by far. Most importantly, attractive faces are more important than anything else. I cannot accept a chick with an ugly face, it ruins everything. It makes me furious.

Women are art to me. Art that gives me an erection. The better the art, the better the erection. It takes a lot more than just a guy loving a chick to get me going. I don't want just anything. I want to look at a woman that is worthy of a statue, one that you will remember and want more of. Beauty is the highest form of sexual appeal.

It's hard to find what I want, but god loving drat it pays off so drat good.

how many women have you murdered?

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

I recently found a pornstar that looks like a slightly-older slightly-fatter version of my wife. Shes my #1 for JO now

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Blockade posted:

I recently found a pornstar that looks like a slightly-older slightly-fatter version of my wife. Shes my #1 for JO now

You invent a telescop to view the future and this is how you spend your time

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


RideTheSpiral posted:

how many women have you murdered?

poo poo. Was I supposed to keep track?

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