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Peel: Dec 3, 2007

i hope the nazi armband guy is ok, but feels awful for a while and is too scared to go out and be nazi in public again

# ? Sep 18, 2017 19:28

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# ? May 17, 2024 23:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i hope his brain is bleeding and he has a stroke which renders him handicapped for life

# ? Sep 18, 2017 19:30

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I hope he is dead.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 19:50

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I hope he realizes the errors of his way and becomes a leftist anti-racist instead

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:29

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Taintrunner posted:

I hope he realizes the errors of his way and becomes a leftist anti-racist instead

MAX HAAS

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:31

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

zegermans posted:

MAX HAAS

God I can't wait for Wolfenstein II

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:32

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

actually here's what happened:

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/909862548291305472

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:35

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

I guess you can't have a civil discussion with black people about why they don't deserve welfare anymore :qq:

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:38

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

He went out there to pick a fight and he found one. He's frankly lucky that it was a one punch knockout and that he didn't get hosed up worse.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:54

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

i think there might have been something wrong with that guy, just spit balling here

edit: other than the whole nazi thing

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:13

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Karl Barks posted:

i think there might have been something wrong with that guy, just spit balling here

edit: other than the whole nazi thing

A terminal case of a smooth brain

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:14

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

From a TRS thread: "Can you be friends with a lefty?"

quote:

This question goes through my mind almost daily. Being from Illinois the multiculural cesspool it is naturally I have a few buddies that are Mexican I generally make an exception for the legal ones in my friendship circles. Being an advocate for white nationalism and pretty open about it to anyone I do not work with I popped in some destiny 2 cause sometimes I like to unwind a bit and shoot things in the face. When invited to a party chat by a buddy who lives down the street from me we have always been pretty respectable to each other after all we worked together for years he's from a you guessed it Catholic background and he's a mixed race Italian on his moms side and Mexican on his fathers. However there was a black dude in the chat as well. So we were playing nicely when all of a sudden they started talking about global warming I scoffed at the insane notion of such a jewish concept being the cause of hurricanes. When then I was ambushed "oh yeah Chris is a Nazi apologist"

Well you guessed it ladys and gentleman " I'm not an apologist I think Hitler was wrong just as you guys do. If I were him I wouldn't of allowed them to live quite as long" I suppose for a second I wasn't thinking I thought I would hit a humor vein but alas I entered possibly the longest most heated argument I have ever been in. But, after dodging attack after attack about the wretchedness of the thing I just said and why segregation is wrong which I happen to believe is a pretty liberal view I should of stated you all deserve the woodchipper. I said something that shocked the very nature of there ideology the Hitler joke was not at all the worst thing I could of said oh no. They talked about the horrible attack on Heather heyer the cow of the left. I only stated fields was actually innocent and to not believe everything you read I have the video in front of me she died of a heart attack from being fat. And cows don't belong in the middle of the road anyway. And if fields wanted to do more damage he could of it was a freak accident. This my friends ended any little amount of civil discourse that was at all there. After about 5 mins of the chimp chimping out and 5 mins of my "buddy" repeating I can't believe you attempting to shame me which it didn't it ended with those words. "We simply can't be friends anymore nazis and Nazi apologists are disgusting"

I will admit I am a bit peeved after all we knew each other for a good 12 years but I guess the mother Teresa of the left is no comparison in his eyes to a friendship with honesty.

You kinda have to read this in your head in a Weekend Web voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryL59sUIuik&t=182s

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 21:26 on Sep 18, 2017

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:23

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

From a TRS thread: "Can you be friends with a lefty?"

You kinda have to read this in your head in a Weekend Web voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryL59sUIuik&t=182s

Hopefully they're not all this smart or we'll be in big trouble.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:30

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

So I just got a message from a comrade a little ways away, they're in a college town and the frats are getting super out of hand and are assaulting and harassing POC students

So now we're talking about all coincidentally showing up in color coordinated outfits and taking a walk through Greek row

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:45

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

LOL

http://thegrio.com/2017/09/17/student-tries-to-get-undocumented-girl-deported-he-gets-expelled-instead/#.Wb76q8Ly69o.twitter

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:46

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Frats have always been trash

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:48

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Uncle Wemus posted:

Frats have always been trash

But they've gotten Real Bad here lately according to my comrade

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:50

KomradeX: Oct 29, 2011

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

But they've gotten Real Bad here lately according to my comrade

I'm not socked at the heart of Frat culture MAGA Chuds

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:54

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Bruteman posted:

actually here's what happened:

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/909862548291305472

But by using violence you're giving up the moral high ground which is much more important than (unintelligible)

# ? Sep 18, 2017 21:56

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

KomradeX posted:

I'm not socked at the heart of Frat culture MAGA Chuds

We're planning a night time March hell yeah gonna get jumped by frat Bros

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:04

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

zegermans posted:

MAX HAAS

if the seattle nazi had had his head liquefied in the hands of friendly child like failed super soldier, id have been so happy.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:05

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Oh this is funny. Anticom's Twitter account was hijacked in what the group called an attempted "coup."
https://twitter.com/AntiComJax/status/909259011253506048
https://twitter.com/CFL_Anticom/status/909275337045004288
https://twitter.com/anticomDFW/status/909450822257278976
https://twitter.com/anticomofficial/status/909545704162562048

So what was the drama all about? Well, I don't really know. But whoever hijacked it renamed it "Anticom Resurrection" and changed the bio:

quote:

it�s time for a rebirth. It�s time for the truth to be shown on our group. These outs of oppression are over it is time for a new dawn under a new roof

Posts before they were deleted:

quote:

This is not a hack or hijack. This is a revolution against a tyrant leader in our group who forces regulations no one agrees with

quote:

This is the "glorious leader" who we blindly followed. Makes us no better than #antifa

quote:

@National Bloc Sorry m8 not worried about grammar when holding a coup

quote:

(1) The Leader of Anticom, because of insecurity probplems, demoted all the staff and forced what he saw was good uppon all the other members...

(2) ... even when a lot of members left the movement he tried to create a fake number of members who were in favor of it.

(3) Most of them from other groups showing that the leader doesn't care about the members of the movement

(4) but to show that he is the big guy to everyone else, even if he need to override the majority of votes

(5) and all the proposed reforms by members, from staff to common members, he cares about his image

(6)This takeover of twitter will not last long but will reveal to all the followers, from all over the world...

(7)...that this movement is decaying and slowly turning into a personality cult of the Leader

Some other random bits:
https://twitter.com/alextimmerman6/status/909260143556210688
https://twitter.com/DartyEleven/status/909412715638198272
https://twitter.com/DartyEleven/status/909456703170727937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhJSVOThaA0

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Reince Penis posted:

But by using violence you're giving up the moral high ground which is much more important than (unintelligible)

https://twitter.com/M_Alan_Taylor/status/909851461437345793

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:21

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

its all come down to thots

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:25

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

More:

https://twitter.com/alextimmerman6/status/909291406665162752
https://twitter.com/commiesbtfo/status/909261104022458368

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:25

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

safely sodomized posted:

the soviets not getting their hands on hitler and torturing him endlessly is one of the greatest tragedies of history

You could skip the impulsive human rights abuses and just let him rot in prison while the effects of withdrawal ate away at his body and mind as every abuse of the Nazi state was tabulated in front of him. He would either die in the stand or go to the gallows stone cold sober in the ruins of his Reich.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:36

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/909867990312615937

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:38

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lawman 0 posted:

You could skip the impulsive human rights abuses and just let him rot in prison while the effects of withdrawal ate away at his body and mind as every abuse of the Nazi state was tabulated in front of him. He would either die in the stand or go to the gallows stone cold sober in the ruins of his Reich.

Honestly, I have a hard time imagining even a heavy NKVD presence would stop whatever Red Army detachment that found him from tearing him limb from limb on the spot.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:39

KomradeX: Oct 29, 2011

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

We're planning a night time March hell yeah gonna get jumped by frat Bros

Or jump the gently caress out of them. When push comes to shove these pricks will just call campus security than risk themselves

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:40

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Honestly, I have a hard time imagining even a heavy NKVD presence would stop whatever Red Army detachment that found him from tearing him limb from limb on the spot.

Oh yeah totally agree but I was just imagining a sorta high ironic death

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:42