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Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

LesterGroans posted:

He should have gently kissed his head and wiped his memory. Amateur hour, Kal El.

he only does that with people he hosed, tho

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Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

The thing is, though, what Vaughn is saying are just generic platitudes. "For me Superman is color, feel-good, heroic. He’s a beacon of light in darkness." Beacon of light in darkness means different things to different people. In the current political climate, you can't have a "feel-good" Superman because the world is vastly different and people don't want escapism like that. They want a Superhero confronting the issues of their time. In the year of 2017, we have to tell people that nazis are, indeed, very bad and that many in the press are equating the people who oppose them are just as bad. On top of police brutality, rights of violent white supremacists being defended over PoC, a political party actively trying to kill millions of citizens by taking away their health care. You think a "feel-good" film would work? It'd be a hollow milquetoast gesture that only Hollywood can produce.

Zack Snyder had it right. Superman was a beacon of light in darkness of a poo poo-rear end suck world and he can't be feel-good because the world isn't working properly and he reflects that.

Truth be told, if a beacon of light in darkness means Superman becomes political and defends a marginalized crowd from oppression, I'd be all for that. But that, too, "won't be my Superman" because he's engaging in what white nerds call "politics", a tool of the "SJWs" . I guarantee you, the moment he stops a bully from picking on a trans kid (because that's what a Donner Superman would do) the internet would have a meltdown and it'd be the worst take on Superman since Snyder turned him into a murder-hungry madman who killed trillions of people..

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Detective No. 27 posted:

Jor El:  You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders. 

Nerds: What is this dour grimdark bullshit!?!?

That scene is so much more effective in the trailer.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Equeen posted:

he only does that with people he hosed, tho

Now we've got ourselves a movie

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

LesterGroans posted:

Now we've got ourselves a movie

superman awkwardly trying to seduce zod and give him the amnesia kiss to save the world would be the only Donner homage i will accept.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

LesterGroans posted:

Now we've got ourselves a movie

And something Vaughn, director who launched a million McAvoy-Fassbender slashfics, would have done too.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Ugh I mean I love the Donner movies but hell there has got to be at least a third way to do a Superman movie.

Like Returns flops then we get at least marginal success with the last two but they were critically divisive so we gotta go running back to the Donner well to tap those last few drops.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Not that I even think Vaughn would ape the style in the same way that Singer did, but it is just a weird rear end comment to make in light of Returns.

Like that movie already exists and nobody was interested, including all the people saying they prefer that style to MoS.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
I've just seen a lot of Vaughn doing superhero/fantasy kinda stuff and don't really want to see his take on a Superman.

I'd like to see another Layer Cake from him though.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


If I never see another Donner-style superhero movie in my life, it’ll be too soon. I like Returns for actually putting Clark in a dilemma he can’t rear end-pull his way out of like the one-and-a-half Donner movies that precede it 100% did, and it’s one of the more gorgeous comic book movies of all time (Newton Thomas Siegel is probably the most underrated cinematographer in Hollywood, just because of what he can do with digital cameras between this and Drive), and it isn’t constantly throwing jokes at the wall like the original does, but I really wish it was the closing of the book on that style of superhero movie.

Instead we have like two dozen Marvel movies, which at least 75% of which are aping (Iron Man) an aping (Spider-Man) of that movie in tone and in many ways the inherent structure of it.

The day comic book movies let go of a loving 1978 motion picture might be the day they actually assume the place of the closest comparison - the mid-century ubiquity of the Western - in today’s cultural landscape.

Like, really, it’s as if you were growing up watching Westerns and all anyone ever seemed to want was more loving versions of Stagecoach, decades on from that movie. I mean, Stagecoach is an unassailable classic, but you can’t make Cat Ballou by aping it, or a spaghetti Western, or even like the latter half of John Ford’s career or the Peckinpah westerns.

Or to be even more succinct: movies are a conversation, as all art is, with society. To continue wanting more of what is already a constant tone of modern superhero movies is like just wanting someone to stand at a podium and yell “sibilance” over and over for six hours.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The Donner Superman on film is less played out than the Dark Knight Batman we've had for decades now.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Agreed, but its a little harder to make a more revisionist superhero movie, since they're inherently fantastical, while western stories were theoretically possible in real life. Yet even then we have some comic book flicks that tweak the mold. Punisher is closer to Shane, Hancock is kind of Hang em High. There are others, Kick-rear end, Defendor, etc etc

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Davros1 posted:

The Donner Superman on film is less played out than the Dark Knight Batman we've had for decades now.

Not really. Burton, Schumacher, Nolan and Snyder all have pretty fuckin' different ideas about the character, both cosmetically and fundamentally

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Davros1 posted:

The Donner Superman on film is less played out than the Dark Knight Batman we've had for decades now.

I dunno I feel like we had a pretty decent variety between Adam West cartoon campiness, Tim Burton dark carnival campiness, Joel Schumacher psychosexual campiness, Christopher Nolan campiness of having the literal Dark Knight from the comics hanging around an otherwise straight-faced crime movie, and now Snyder's take.

Edit: Ah beaten.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I'd go for Fleitcher Superman.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



And yet when Vaughn says "For me Superman is color, feel-good, heroic. He’s a beacon of light in darkness. And that’s what I think Superman should be” people can only see it as one interpretation?

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Davros1 posted:

And yet when Vaughn says "For me Superman is color, feel-good, heroic. He’s a beacon of light in darkness. And that’s what I think Superman should be” people can only see it as one interpretation?

I don't think it's that part so much as him saying he wants to do a Donner. That's been done.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I'd love to see Vaughn's take, especially if he can do a long take fight like in the Kingsman.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If he wants to go Donner then he should go full Donner. Mel Gibson as Superman, Danny Glover as Lex Luthor. No wait, Danny Glover as Superman, Mel Gibson as Lex Luthor.

Wait, hm. Actually, it should be Danny Glover as Superman, Mel Gibson as Lex, Gary Busey as Clark Kent, Joe Pesci as Lois Lane, Renee Russo and Chris Rock as the Kents, Darlene Love as Jimmy, and Jet Li as Jor-El.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Alfred Molina as Otis, Jodie Foster as Miss Kitty

(I really loved the casting in Superman Returns, btw)

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Sep 19, 2017

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Davros1 posted:

And yet when Vaughn says "For me Superman is color, feel-good, heroic. He’s a beacon of light in darkness. And that’s what I think Superman should be” people can only see it as one interpretation?

No, people were specifically reacting to the Donner aspect of the quote. Did you just not read a bunch of the last page??

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Like, DONNER didn't even get to properly do a Donner.

We have 1 and a half films properly made by him and they were cobbled together into a mess after he got fired for doing his job.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Superman returns was a very good movie about my favorite superhero "Guy Who Owns a Plane"

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
When people mean that superheroes should be optimistic as opposed to what Snyder does, they really do mean that the franchise should be feelgood as opposed to truly optimistic. You'll notice that no one actually says what Donner Superman movies are optimistic about, aside from being generally "feelgood" and having a bright, friendly aesthetic. This is because they're not really optimistic, but operate on the level of hokey escapism. Marvel movies are extremely cynical and pessimistic, but are superficially feelgood enough that people don't notice it. Actual optimism demands that you recognize real problems, but still believe that they can overcome no matter how insurmountable. This is why CelticPredator prefers the trailer of Man of Steel to the actual movie: the movie actually gets down to those problems, while the trailer doesn't.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjdnCC6n4xk

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007


There's been a sad lack of Superman punching lasers in the live-action films.

Serf
May 5, 2011


I hope the superhero craze lasts long enough for them to make a Red Son movie. It would probably be garbage, but it would sure as hell be something to see.

Jutsuka
Jun 5, 2011

I would like someone to actually go back to the source material and make a golden age angry socialist Superman movie.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

He can do Tommy Wiseau pastiche and it would still be great. Vaughn hasn't let me down yet.
I guess? His predilection for adapting Marc Millar edgy garbage makes him suspect imo, even if they usually end up as o-k movies...I wasn't really a huge fan of the first Kingsman with its EDGEEEEEEEE and THE BLACK LIBERAL IS TRYING TO KILL US WITH ENVIRONMENTALIST LIES!!!!!!! it's some south park garbage like everything Marc Millar sourced and related except Huck.
it is funny tho that you apparently think the Snyder films are too dark and not optimistic enough but you're apparently okay with Marc Millar-type edgy garbage. I find the Kick-rear end and Kingsman films a lot more full of toxic sickness and darkness than MoS or BvS.

Luckily he wasn't involved with writing or directing Kick-rear end 2....I haven't seen Stardust....and well, the James Bond Magneto segments of First Class don't make up for how mediocre & forgettable I find the film as a whole. It's definitely more underwhelming in retrospect than MoS or BvS.

Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Sep 19, 2017

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Detective No. 27 posted:

Jor El:  You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders. 

Nerds: What is this dour grimdark bullshit!?!?

You have Zod and you have Clark, a God came to earth, connected with humanity, sided with them to protect and uplift them and be amongst them when it could have gone a terrible way, thanks to good Fathers showing nurture can help guide nature to good ends and what you are born with or "fated/destined" with isn't the end all be all.

And going off Jor El's quote, Superman saved Batman's soul through his sacrifice and action.

I'd like a Morrison take on Superman from All Star. A fully mature and experienced Superman using the full extent of his capabilities and intelligence to move the world forward because time is limited. He's facing something bigger than him to accomplish wonders that's not a physical threat but is universal amongst all living things. It's like the classic super scientist adventurer thing from the serial comics in the past.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Sep 19, 2017

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Hot Take: I think Vaughn's movies are generally better than Snyder's movies. I like MoS, but thought that BvS was very meh, and am also excited about MoS 2.

Kingsman
Snatch
Kingsman 2
Kick rear end
First Class
Layer Cake
Days of Future Past

vs.

300
MoS
BvS
Sucker Punch
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Watchmen

Both of those lists have some very good movies, but if I can only take one, then I'm definitely going with the top.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
So what's actually better about them?

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Also why is a Guy Ritchie movie and a Bryan Singer movie in your list of Matthew Vaughn movies

Did you even go and look at like IMDb or Wikipedia before you made that list

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Lobok posted:

If he wants to go Donner then he should go full Donner. Mel Gibson as Superman, Danny Glover as Lex Luthor. No wait, Danny Glover as Superman, Mel Gibson as Lex Luthor.

Wait, hm. Actually, it should be Danny Glover as Superman, Mel Gibson as Lex, Gary Busey as Clark Kent, Joe Pesci as Lois Lane, Renee Russo and Chris Rock as the Kents, Darlene Love as Jimmy, and Jet Li as Jor-El.

Gods and Monsters storyline: Oscar Isaac or Diego Luna as Superman, Shia Labeouf as Batman, Emily Blunt as Wonder Woman, Viola Davis as President Amanda Waller, Christopher Walken as Lex Luthor, Javier Bardem as General Zod

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Looks like Frank Grillo is coming back to the MCU as Crossbones. Io9 is speculating that he survived being turned into a singularity in Civil War but anyone with two brain cells to rub together can probably guess he will be in Captain Marvel.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Hot Take: I think Vaughn's movies are generally better than Snyder's movies. I like MoS, but thought that BvS was very meh, and am also excited about MoS 2.

Kingsman
Kingsman 2
Kick rear end
First Class
Layer Cake
Stardust

vs.

Dawn of the Dead
300
MoS
BvS
Sucker Punch
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Watchmen

Both of those lists have some very good movies, but if I can only take one, then I'm definitely going with the top.
I don't exactly disagree (fixing the filmographies in my quote) but if I had one choice and it was Zack Snyder and the other choice was "Anything involving Marc Millar", I'm going with Zack Snyder. He may have adapted Frank Miller garbage (which every goon is apparently convinced was definitely some Robocop/Starship Troopers poo poo, because, well, of course they are. only way "woke" whitie can justify still enjoying that a film based on a comic that was fascist garbage) but at least that was only once.

Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Sep 19, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The fact that Matthew Vaughn have made entertaining movies out of the cringiest Mark Millar comic means he should make a Red Son movie, not a Donner copycat.

Anyway, here is Josh Brolin being shouty as Cable.

Serf
May 5, 2011


The MSJ posted:

The fact that Matthew Vaughn have made entertaining movies out of the cringiest Mark Millar comic means he should make a Red Son movie, not a Donner copycat.

Anyway, here is Josh Brolin being shouty as Cable.

This post was way better before the edit.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The MSJ posted:

The fact that Matthew Vaughn have made entertaining movies out of the cringiest Mark Millar comic means he should make a Red Son movie, not a Donner copycat.

Anyway, here is Josh Brolin being shouty as Cable.


Dang, he really beefed up for the role!

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Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs

Punkin Spunkin posted:

(which every goon is apparently convinced was definitely some Robocop/Starship Troopers poo poo, because, well, of course they are. only way "woke" whitie can justify still enjoying that fascist garbage)

As funny as this is, it's another one of those weird "supposed to" takes. Matt even literally says "... you're supposed to be disgusted". Snyder is trying really hard to sell fascism but fucks it up by showing the Spartans killing infants and the Persians having dope catgirl rave parties. Whoops! Like, Occam's razor that poo poo, maybe Snyder didn't intend the exact opposite of what you're seeing. Hell, even if he did who gives a poo poo? If 300 is making Will go "Again, how do you not root for the Persians when you watch this movie?" is that not a good argument that it's not glorifying the fascist Spartans?

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