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This guy has an english channel called BlueHands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUOtljCAiuo He has another channel as well.
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https://i.imgur.com/Hzw34ek.gifv What a good boy!
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https://i.imgur.com/nsfuKJU.gifv https://i.imgur.com/YzRonP6.gifv
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 02:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdn0zg6NDM https://i.imgur.com/07WnkBN.gifv Me irl
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:16 |
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Welp, just found this years halloween costume. Now where can i find 2 dead ducks
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:34 |
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veedubfreak posted:Welp, just found this years halloween costume. Now where can i find 2 dead ducks Under my bed
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 08:02 |
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Somfin posted:God killed a dude for not spunking inside his brother's wife when they were bangin' I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension. The reason God was pissed at Onan was because Onan's brother died childless, and it was a tradition/good deed/commandment/whatever that, in that situation, you should marry your brother's widow and have kids with her. That's because they count as your brother's kids, so that he gets to fulfill the commandment to "be fruitful and multiply", so he gets brownie points with God. Like, the whole entire point of Onan marrying his brother's widow was to have kids with her, for the sake of his brother, and he deliberately spooged elsewhere because they wouldn't count as his. That's a really, really specific context, extrapolated from there to "no jackin' it", which is just bullshit.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 08:03 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension. Lol at taking anything the Bible says at face value.
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Hyperlynx posted:I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension. Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law Also yeah, once you learn just how specific some of Paul's writings were and what a complete dick he was, the fact that tiny portions of Galatians and 1 Corinthians or whatever got turned into full on religious dogma is just sickening.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 08:23 |
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Somfin posted:Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law Religion: Not even once.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 08:40 |
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Somfin posted:Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law No, let's. I'm a Jew, and at school they trotted out the story of Onan to explain why not to masturbate. I did ask "don't you think it had more to do with specifically being told to fulfil a mitzvah on behalf of his brother than just wasting his seed?" and got a flat "nope" in response.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 09:16 |
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Hm, some guy named Paul wrote some garbage in a book once. Better follow it religiously rofl
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Somfin posted:Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law i mean they were so good at it that they could out rules-lawyer god http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/352329/jewish/The-Walls-of-the-Study-Hall.htm
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 11:11 |
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https://i.imgur.com/S4sOb0t.gifv
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Hyperlynx posted:No, let's. I'm a Jew, and at school they trotted out the story of Onan to explain why not to masturbate. I did ask "don't you think it had more to do with specifically being told to fulfil a mitzvah on behalf of his brother than just wasting his seed?" and got a flat "nope" in response. Idk your denomination but as a (Conservative) Jew I was always told masturbation isnt wrong. Gross maybe but... Edit: pic unrelated https://i.imgur.com/uYX9OIM.gifv RagnarokAngel has a new favorite as of 12:25 on Sep 19, 2017 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension. Also this practice isn't really a judeo-Christian specific thing. It was just generally a good idea in the olden days because: A. It maintained marriage ties and agreements (if it was for political, economical reasons) B. A single woman was generally in a vulnerable position because back in olden times pretty much everyone got married no matter what. You survived by having a family work together to take care of things. So having a widow or widower remarried ASAP and maintain ties with the original family was the goal. C. "Be fruitful and multiply" was drat important advice because it was your offspring that take care of you as you get older. No 401ks here. And society speaking higher numbers in general protect you from bad neighbors. BloodyScab has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Sep 19, 2017 |
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BloodyScab posted:Also this practice isn't really a judeo-Christian specific thing. It was just generally a good idea in the olden days because:
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zoux posted:https://i.imgur.com/Hzw34ek.gifv Man, I don't know if there's anything on earth happier than a dog with a job
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 15:22 |
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ElGroucho posted:Man, I don't know if there's anything on earth happier than a dog with a job A dog with a job that gets paid in belly scratches and beef ribs.
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ElGroucho posted:Man, I don't know if there's anything on earth happier than a dog with a job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-YAtP7Nlhc
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:06 |
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From last nights MNF thread
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:06 |
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Crossposting from the weird headlines thread:MausoleumExtremist posted:Police Chase Ends After Suspect Stops To Apply For A Job
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I did wonder what she was saying.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 12:29 |
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When the beat takes you over
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 12:39 |
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When you really have to poop, but you're saving it until you hook up with Eva later.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 13:12 |
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Mein Unkampfy chair
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 13:23 |
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It's not cool to make fun of autists
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 13:29 |
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You think that's funny? He killed himself after being attacked both professionally and personally by millions of people from around the world. Still laughing?
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 13:45 |
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MizPiz posted:You think that's funny? Well I am now.
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Geep my balls
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2017: https://i.imgur.com/dT7A2Xa.gifv SplitSoul has a new favorite as of 18:13 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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mobby_6kl posted:It's not cool to make fun of autists He never actually became an autist, he didn't even make it into aut school
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Sub-Actuality posted:He never actually became an autist, he didn't even make it into aut school
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 15:54 |
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Does Hitler dance to every song? Someone make this happen.
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