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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Alaois posted:

god i loving hate Courtney Taylor-Taylor

the absolute 100% correct attitude to have

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Rollersnake posted:

Last name: Rivera-Rivera.

If you wanted to keep your last name, and serendipitously married a man with the same last name... why the hell would you give your kid a hyphenated last name anyway? :psyduck:

In some countries, children have to have both parents' surnames.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Istari posted:

In some countries, children have to have both parents' surnames.

Wouldn't that make for ridiculously long surnames after just a couple generations?

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

m2pt5 posted:

Wouldn't that make for ridiculously long surnames after just a couple generations?

It would and it does.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Waci posted:

It would and it does.

I welcome the day when all last names are acronyms of these familial mergers.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

m2pt5 posted:

Wouldn't that make for ridiculously long surnames after just a couple generations?

See: Spain

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

jojoinnit posted:

See: Spain

My landlord here in Barcelona has the utility bills sent in her name. She has so many names that it looks like I get mail for six different people.

E: Like, I got one piece for Ana Maria Garcia, and one for Mary Garcia Johnson, and then I had to remember that SOMETIMES she uses "Mary" because her real name is Catalan and hard to pronounce and Johnson is her married name because she married an English guy, but she has another last name, Cruz, that she uses SOMETIMES, and--

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 18:18 on Sep 15, 2017

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
No surname rules

left to their own devices everyone will be named the equivalent of Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
saw a REAL TOR (as it's weirdly pronounced on commercials now) sign with the name 'Kayse' on it


pronounced like 'case'? idgi

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Shelayne

People that order Soylent have the most boring white bread names possible or really hosed up ones.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


BraveUlysses posted:

saw a REAL TOR (as it's weirdly pronounced on commercials now) sign with the name 'Kayse' on it


pronounced like 'case'? idgi

I'd assume it's said like "Casey" but maybe I'm wrong

someone awful. has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Sep 16, 2017

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Tony Snark posted:

Shelayne

People that order Soylent have the most boring white bread names possible or really hosed up ones.

Idgi? It's just the feminine form of 'Layne'

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Idgi? It's just the feminine form of 'Layne'

I really want this to be a trend now. I want 1,000 Shemichaels and Shedaves in my future classroom.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

sweeperbravo posted:

I really want this to be a trend now. I want 1,000 Shemichaels and Shedaves in my future classroom.

UM EXCUSE YOU IT IS PRONOUNCED SHUHDUHVAY!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Idgi? It's just the feminine form of 'Layne'

:golfclap:

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.
Two of my coworkers were discussing their respective boyfriends. Both boyfriends were named Jagger. (They compared photos to make sure they weren't actually dating the same dude.)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

May have mentioned it before, can't remember. Once had a customer named Juporn.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Youporn?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Jupe porn. Must be upskirt shots.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

m2pt5 posted:

Wouldn't that make for ridiculously long surnames after just a couple generations?

It can (and does), but generally, a child just takes each of their parents' second surnames (which is generally their father's name).
For example:
Pablo Garcia Jimenez + Sofia Alvarez Ramon = Juan Ramon Jimenez
And Juan's child would inherit the name Jimenez plus the second of the mother's surnames.

At least, that's how it works in Spain.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Picnic Princess posted:

May have mentioned it before, can't remember. Once had a customer named Juporn.

Thai? In Thai, "porn" is pronounced closer to "pawn" and means "blessing".

Blame a romanization scheme based on British pronunciation.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Thai? In Thai, "porn" is pronounced closer to "pawn" and means "blessing".

Blame a romanization scheme based on British pronunciation.

This does nothing to minimise the funny for Brits/Australians(/Kiwis ?); we pronounce 'pawn' and 'porn' exactly the same.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

I had a Thai friend named Titaporn.

She went by the nickname Nam.

Also knew someone who I don't particularly want to doxx, but her name was pronounced very similarly to "I want cock".

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ibblebibble posted:

Also knew someone who I don't particularly want to doxx, but her name was pronounced very similarly to "I want cock".

Thanks?

A gentleman just added me on Instagram named Nathanuelle Fagan .

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
QUOTE IS NOT EDIT

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Istari posted:

It can (and does), but generally, a child just takes each of their parents' second surnames (which is generally their father's name).
For example:
Pablo Garcia Jimenez + Sofia Alvarez Ramon = Juan Ramon Jimenez
And Juan's child would inherit the name Jimenez plus the second of the mother's surnames.

At least, that's how it works in Spain.

Interesting, my coworker lives in Madrid as his wife is Spanish and when they announced their daughters name they put his surname second to last and hers last. Could it be because it's an Irish surname that would look very odd with the rest of her names being super Spanish so they stuck it back there to make it easier? (I'm just speculating but I'm super curious about this now)

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


in bangkok Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun :stonk: :downsbravo:

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

in bangkok Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun :stonk: :downsbravo:

...ting tang walla walla bang bang?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

in bangkok Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun :stonk: :downsbravo:

longkorn averagekorn

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

jojoinnit posted:

Interesting, my coworker lives in Madrid as his wife is Spanish and when they announced their daughters name they put his surname second to last and hers last. Could it be because it's an Irish surname that would look very odd with the rest of her names being super Spanish so they stuck it back there to make it easier? (I'm just speculating but I'm super curious about this now)

Nope, I accidentally wrote it backwards :downs:
The father's surname is first, then the mother's; your coworker's child's name is typical.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun

HEEEYYYYYY MACARENA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

in bangkok Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun :stonk: :downsbravo:

Well yeah, obviously Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun when you're in Bangkok.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Yesterday, I got a postcard ad from a realtor:

Ressurrection Graves

She was selling a house, and not cemetery plots.

(and the first name is spelled that way on the card, in multiple places).

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
A dude named McKylin.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

http://www.babynamewizard.com/archives/2017/9/20-remarkable-brand-new-names-for-girls

"I've collected 20 noteworthy examples of girls' names that just made their historical debuts. (The minimum requirement is 5 boys or girls receiving the name in a single year.)"

Mazikeen
Furiosa
Curie
Million
Ezria
Pippi
Melanin
Blessence
Versailles
Franklynn
Zeplyn
Laniakea
Iseult
Caliber
Thatcher
Lagertha
Hestia
Anakin
Veruca
Linux

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.
Mazikeen is a character from Lucifer (the show, I dunno about the comic), I think. I don't know if it has any biblical significance. But either way that's bleugh. Not mention some of those others.


How is Pippi just now getting it's debut? That's like, Pippi Longstocking, man!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



There's a porn star named Veruca James but I guess that doesn't mean it's not a weird name

e: oh and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory character, probably should have thought of that first.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Verrucas are warts. Nice.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lagertha is probably from Vikings, although they're in like season 4 now so I guess it took a while.

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Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do

I'm a little surprised that it took this long for the Greek goddess of the hearth to be noticed as a name.

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