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# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:05 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:30 |
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“the anonymous confessions thread” posted:A recent thread about idiots' medical notes came up in GBS and reminded me of my own dumb-assery in that respect.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:17 |
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Should have been a sprig from a linden tree.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:All that's missing is wet footprints coming from the ladder in the hot tub. Appropriately enough, that's probably a kiddie pool
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:28 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:Appropriately enough, that's probably a kiddie pool Pretty drat inappropriate if you ask me.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 18:08 |
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it's a burn. poor guy
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:57 |
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Had one at work today
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 06:54 |
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trapped mouse posted:
Hot
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 14:43 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 00:34 |
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That's a truck, yes.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 04:40 |
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Dude on the truck is holding a fleshlight.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 09:34 |
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If anyone looks at that and sees a fleshlight, they should probably seek counseling.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:16 |
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Obviously it's not a T-shaped pipe, it's a dual ended fleshlight so you can touch tips in the middle.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:36 |
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This guy's actually a fraud, and it was revealed in the funniest way. For one, everytime he posted or showed pictures, his dicks gained like another 3 inches each. For two:
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:53 |
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om nom nom posted:Had one at work today How'd it taste?
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# ? Sep 18, 2017 02:48 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2017 23:14 |
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What's that supposed to be, if not a dolphin with dick?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:10 |
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Subjunctive posted:What's that supposed to be, if not a dolphin with dick? Upside down ship's anchor i think
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:13 |
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This one is on porpoise
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:41 |
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Jmcrofts posted:Upside down ship's anchor i think Huh.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:51 |
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Jmcrofts posted:Upside down ship's anchor i think Yes, this.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:52 |
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A hammered head shark?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:12 |
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KnifeWrench posted:This one is on porpoise Heh
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:44 |
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KnifeWrench posted:This one is on porpoise It's just a fluke
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:51 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Should have been a sprig from a linden tree. Or planted some daffo-dilz
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:19 |
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Subjunctive posted:What's that supposed to be, if not a dolphin with dick? sad bear looking for salmon in all the wrong places.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 09:21 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:sad bear looking for salmon in all the wrong places. [cetacean needed]
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 11:07 |
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wayfinder posted:[cetacean needed] lord almighty
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 12:22 |
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wayfinder posted:[cetacean needed] This receives my Coelacanth of Approval
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 15:03 |
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A Buddha lamp with a difference
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:23 |
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"Ho Ho Ho!"
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:47 |
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I had a really unfortunate buffalo wing on Sunday
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:56 |
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If your dick looks like that see a doctor, etc.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 18:13 |
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Norse Code posted:I had a really unfortunate buffalo wing on Sunday I'll say its unfortunate That sauce doesn't look nearly spicy enough
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:28 |
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I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:41 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's. I had a Camaro painted "Majestic Teal" and it did that. I miss that deathtrap. That beautiful, beautiful deathtrap.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:41 |
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I miss my hypercolor shirt
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 00:09 |
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The Bloop posted:I miss my hypercolor shirt On that note, "Hypercolor tells me where my baby is hot, 'cause I can see your sweatpants getting dark in the crotch" is one of my favorite lines from any song ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWPOIbdlovQ
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 00:50 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's. Side note: this stuff is making a big comeback where I live, and it makes me slightly giddy.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:11 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:30 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's. A lot of the time it's literally the same pigment powders used.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:20 |