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Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
How's this for a strange one. One of the oil rigs I delever to, a pulling unit had to stop the job and shut down.

High winds? Gas leak? Super high preasure? Nope loving bats. Apparently the light towers I delever and maintain attract so many bugs that the bats from carlsbad caverns flock over and feast on them. After said feast they nest down in all the pipes pulled from the well and then swarm the derrick man when work starts.

Bats

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DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Darth Freddy posted:

How's this for a strange one. One of the oil rigs I delever to, a pulling unit had to stop the job and shut down.

High winds? Gas leak? Super high preasure? Nope loving bats. Apparently the light towers I delever and maintain attract so many bugs that the bats from carlsbad caverns flock over and feast on them. After said feast they nest down in all the pipes pulled from the well and then swarm the derrick man when work starts.

Bats

I want a video of the derrick man being batted.

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014

DarkDobe posted:

I want a video of the derrick man being batted.

You don't mean this horrible 80's century German TV Show called Derrick right? 😂😂😂

XenJ fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Sep 18, 2017

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Darth Freddy posted:

How's this for a strange one. One of the oil rigs I delever to, a pulling unit had to stop the job and shut down.

High winds? Gas leak? Super high preasure? Nope loving bats. Apparently the light towers I delever and maintain attract so many bugs that the bats from carlsbad caverns flock over and feast on them. After said feast they nest down in all the pipes pulled from the well and then swarm the derrick man when work starts.

Bats

Kinda reminds me of one of the mills that we work for- it gets so many trucks that it has developed an ecosystem of small birds that clean the bugs off the grilles when they back into a dock.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MausoleumExtremist posted:

Kinda reminds me of one of the mills that we work for- it gets so many trucks that it has developed an ecosystem of small birds that clean the bugs off the grilles when they back into a dock.

A coal port I worked had a case of a loving monkey owned by a ship captain escaped, jumped up the shiploader and ran the 1km worth of tressles to shore, climbed up a stacking tower where an electrician was fixing a light and gave him a nice surprise grabbing onto his back.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012
Bio security Australia must have been thrilled. Did the captain ever get allowed back?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

XenJ posted:

You don't mean this horrible 80's century German TV Show called Derrick right? 😂😂😂

You're horrible and 80's century.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


IPCRESS posted:

Bio security Australia must have been thrilled. Did the captain ever get allowed back?

Much above my pay grade and on that specific day I was onshore about 10 beers in at the pub - I was hired by BMA to film and photograph a poo poo load of their work. Of course certain things would always be taken away and I've had a large number of meetings where footage I shot inadvertantly became evidence.

All I saw was the aftermath of customs etc losing their poo poo. My uncle is Maritime Security and was flown cross country for the case, thats how I heard about it while over beers the days after.

The story is legit, but for funsies I'll add: this uncle was in the middle of writing up a ship for safety violations, lent over while writing in his pad and fell down a flight of stairs on the ship. Also the only photo the family has of him in the Navy is of him saluting and having a piss off the deck.

EDIT: For those who read along on my misadventures with our gas plant...the new filler was caught twice for smoking while filling LPG into tankers. Also ciggie butts in the cab of the truck. Two other drivers were written up for speeding, or using their phones while driving (every truck has 24/7 video recording of the cab - and they ARE watched even before an accident occurs).

Also my direct manager got himself stuck in a dumpster and sliced his legs a bunch due to scrap metal and fluro light tubes.

What a week to have off!

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Sep 19, 2017

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Humphreys posted:


(every truck has 24/7 video recording of the cab - and they ARE watched even before an accident occurs).


All of our trucks have onboard event recording that has been a godsend for avoiding fraudulent insurance claims- right now all we get is raw telemetry but plan on upgrading to cameras (external at least) in 2018. Since this year's priorities have been building compliance with the electronic logging mandate we haven't put many resources into cameras yet.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Looks like a runaway car, probably rolled downhill?

edit: ah here:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2013/jun/14/guide-dog-runaway-car-video

I don't know if this is the original, but it has one more angle than the Guardian article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJX64JD4Msc

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Lutha Mahtin posted:

I don't know if this is the original, but it has one more angle than the Guardian article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJX64JD4Msc

Not sure how that article can claim the dog saved them from that, when its pretty clear the dog just stood there staring at the car, and the trainer shoved the handler around the corner.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Sirotan posted:

Not sure how that article can claim the dog saved them from that, when its pretty clear the dog just stood there staring at the car, and the trainer shoved the handler around the corner.

Didn't know that's what was supposedly happening, didn't read the title and just thought it was a close call clip. Dog didn't do poo poo.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
The dog turned around to the noise, ostensibly warning the handlers. There's a chance the guy would've heard the thing in time, but as it looks, the dog turning around in the first place is what alerted him to it. So, even if the dog didn't necessarily fully save the day, they took some steps to help.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


SpacePig posted:

The dog turned around to the noise, ostensibly warning the handlers. There's a chance the guy would've heard the thing in time, but as it looks, the dog turning around in the first place is what alerted him to it. So, even if the dog didn't necessarily fully save the day, they took some steps to help.

The trainer turns about less than a second after the dog, because who the gently caress wouldn't hear a car barreling towards you while scraping its right side down an entire city block. (Deaf people, but this is a guide dog for the visually impaired.)

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
oh, poo poo - Dam failure in Laos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-LmHjkN2EU

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

:stare:
How many people did I just watch die?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Nocheez posted:

:stare:
How many people did I just watch die?
http://kpl.gov.la/En/Detail.aspx?id=27930

quote:

Relevant officials of the Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment are investigating into the cause of the incident and estimating its damages. No injuries or deaths have been reported.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nocheez posted:

:stare:
How many people did I just watch die?

Wow that grader got its loving revenge on the Masters

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I know, I'll escape on this incredibly slow moving construction vehicle.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I know, I'll escape on this incredibly slow moving construction vehicle.

If you look again, you'll see that the driver fled from the grader on foot.

...leaving it in gear so that it slowly blocks the only road out and preventing both the red and white trucks from escaping.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

gently caress the trucks and gently caress the road. I'd be sprinting for high ground, fast as my chubby legs could carry me.

Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 19, 2017

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Yeah that road is running parallel to the water flow they weren't going to make it every far either way.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Skippy McPants posted:

gently caress the trucks and gently caress the road. I'd be springing for high ground, fast as my chubby legs could carry me.

Seriously, that road was going downhill to lower ground. just scramble up that loving hill and wait it out.

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
That hill looks quite steep, I'd be worrying about a landslide from erosion at the bottom. Keep running till you're over the top and far down the other side so you don't end up getting sucked back in. Never look back.

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Provided it doesn't get to deep, it's likely very safe to wait it out in the vehicles. Rather than running in the flowing water and all the debris that gets pushed to high ground.

insta
Jan 28, 2009
"I will sit in this small metal coffin" is definitely a rational thought when eleventy fucktillion gallons of sludge is rushing at you.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Running shoes are PPE.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I'm going to go ahead and assume that old mate in the grader there got fired.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Why wasn't everyone running to what ever higher elevation everything was being filmed at?? They ran down river rather than away and up from the it.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Mexico is having a hell of a September. From the earthquake today:

https://gfycat.com/dapperpointedjay

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Propaganda Hour posted:

Mexico is having a hell of a September. From the earthquake today:

https://gfycat.com/dapperpointedjay
People lost their homes here and that is bad. But these videos I've seen so far seem to suggest a lower order of chaos than you'd think an earthquake would invoke: alarms going off and being heeded, people following procedures, emergency reactions occurring decisively - general things that make me optimistic.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Platystemon posted:

Running shoes are PPE.

By shoes come off = dead logic, shoes are the most important form of PPE there is.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Uh so today I was working on actually making an inventory of our department's chemicals and among some of the typical horrors (no document of received and opened dates, for example) I found a small bottle with corroded masking tape around the cap and looked at the label to find it's this poo poo called thionyl chloride.

Nobody knows for how long we've had it or what it was used but apparently it reacts violently with water to produce loving nerve gas or something and needs to be stored separately from pretty much everything.

We found it just sitting in a bin with a poo poo ton of acids. We got a good waft that ol' acidy vinegar smell when we opened the bin.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Peetown Manning posted:

People lost their homes here and that is bad. But these videos I've seen so far seem to suggest a lower order of chaos than you'd think an earthquake would invoke: alarms going off and being heeded, people following procedures, emergency reactions occurring decisively - general things that make me optimistic.

According to a news report I heard there was an earthquake drill earlier in the day across the city in remembrance of a deadly earthquake 32 years ago today.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Baronjutter posted:

Why wasn't everyone running to what ever higher elevation everything was being filmed at?? They ran down river rather than away and up from the it.

Because most people don't know the proper response to most disasters. Especially in the moment.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Mak0rz posted:

Uh so today I was working on actually making an inventory of our department's chemicals and among some of the typical horrors (no document of received and opened dates, for example) I found a small bottle with corroded masking tape around the cap and looked at the label to find it's this poo poo called thionyl chloride.

Nobody knows for how long we've had it or what it was used but apparently it reacts violently with water to produce loving nerve gas or something and needs to be stored separately from pretty much everything.

We found it just sitting in a bin with a poo poo ton of acids. We got a good waft that ol' acidy vinegar smell when we opened the bin.
They make really good lithium batteries though! Just, uh, beware the insane toxicity and penchant to explode when shorted.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Thionyl chloride makes sulfur dioxide and hydrochloric acid on contact with water. It's not pleasant but is in no way "nerve gas".

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTLq6T3vY0A

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Irradiation posted:

Thionyl chloride makes sulfur dioxide and hydrochloric acid on contact with water. It's not pleasant but is in no way "nerve gas".

Yeah I was exaggerating just judging from all the "reacts violently with water" poo poo I kept reading. Good to know, thanks.

The person in charge of the chem bunker told us to put it in a waterproof container and keep it on its own shelf so I guess it's in their (vastly more qualified) hands now.

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lordofthefishes
Mar 30, 2008

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Mak0rz posted:

Uh so today I was working on actually making an inventory of our department's chemicals and among some of the typical horrors (no document of received and opened dates, for example) I found a small bottle with corroded masking tape around the cap and looked at the label to find it's this poo poo called thionyl chloride.

Nobody knows for how long we've had it or what it was used but apparently it reacts violently with water to produce loving nerve gas or something and needs to be stored separately from pretty much everything.

We found it just sitting in a bin with a poo poo ton of acids. We got a good waft that ol' acidy vinegar smell when we opened the bin.


To the FOOF thread!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3602006

I mean, if you enjoy that sort of thing.

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