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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Welcome to new zealand we're very serious and professional Gonna need to hear that offer.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Gonna need to hear that offer. *fart*
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At least it sounds like he has a very supportive group, don't judge that dad or his sex gang.
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https://twitter.com/doree/status/910269552130273280
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It's beautiful.
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a kitten posted:It's beautiful. It's like a wholesome episode of Married... with Children, if such a thing were possible.
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Say Nothing posted:Phrasing... "Nobody is having any more sex until we find your boy." Phrasing...again.
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 http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648 “If they were alone with a female, the males just grew a normal-sized penis, but if there were other males around, they had the ability to change dramatically,”
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Cartoon Man posted:
Brb, splicing duck genes with my own
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Man, duck reproduction is something else. There's always more and it's always weirder. MizPiz posted:Brb, splicing duck genes with my own careful: "Male ruddy ducks regenerate their penises each year"
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Hey, good excuse to play around. Get a tattoo, piercing, some of those implanted silicone BBs, go nuts. You don't like how it turns out, wait a few months and get a do-over
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RandomFerret posted:Hey, good excuse to play around. Get a tattoo, piercing, some of those implanted silicone BBs, go nuts. You don't like how it turns out, wait a few months and get a do-over
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California hits Gatorade in court for "anti-water" videogamequote:Becerra's complaint alleges the game, called Bolt!, misleadingly portrayed the health benefits of water in a way that could harm children's nutritional choices. The game encouraged users to "keep your performance level high and avoid water," with Bolt's fuel level going down after drinking water but up after drinking Gatorade, the complaint alleged. It's got what Bolt craves, it's got electrolytes!
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Isn't California the state where you can't get glasses of water at restaurants during certain times of the year because it's a frothing cesspit of almonds and idiots?
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[quote="“Solice Kirsk”" post="“476640453”"] Isn’t California the state where you can’t get glasses of water at restaurants during certain times of the year because it’s a frothing cesspit of almonds and idiots? [/quote] The only difference is that waiters ask what beverage you want, as opposed to bringing a carafe of water by default.
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Eh, that's not so bad I guess. I'd still order a carafe just to a have it though.
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Teddy bears miss out on RAF Falcons parachute jump - but still enjoy a picnic in Carterton  http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/15550761.Teddy_bears_miss_out_on_RAF_parachute_jump___but_still_enjoy_their_picnic/ Also Family of fundraising scarecrows near Witney wiped out in 'reckless' arson attack  http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/15547601.Family_of_fundraising_scarecrows_wiped_out_in__reckless__arson_attack/ schadenfraud has a new favorite as of 07:01 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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schadenfraud posted:
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Solice Kirsk posted:Isn't California the state where you can't get glasses of water at restaurants during certain times of the year because it's a frothing cesspit of almonds and idiots? Or because it's coming out of a long drought.
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Zesty posted:Or because it's coming out of a long drought. Solice Kirsk posted:-because it's a frothing cesspit of almonds and idiots
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"Let's all live in the desert!" "idgi where's the water?"
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I think they were part of a bachelor party (although that's a lot of people for a bachelor party) and they got kicked out for harassing women. The best Tigers ballpark story will always be the hot dog guy getting fired because he berated people that liked ketchup.
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Henchman of Santa posted:
tell me more
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Solice Kirsk posted:Isn't California the state where you can't get glasses of water at restaurants during certain times of the year because it's a frothing cesspit of almonds and idiots? Eh... I lived in California most of my life and I've never not been able to get a glass of water at a restaurant for any reason at all.
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ZombieLenin posted:Eh... I lived in California most of my life and I've never not been able to get a glass of water at a restaurant for any reason at all. You god drat almond
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plain blue jacket posted:You god drat almond I like almonds and they are less bad for you than other things. My doctor suggested I eat them instead of snacks with carbs. Are... are we the baddies?
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Randaconda posted:tell me more http://deadspin.com/was-the-tigers-singing-hot-dog-vendor-fired-for-being-1303386036
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Aleph Null posted:Are... are we the baddies?
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The Bloop posted:The bougies maybe we are most definitely the bougies.
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Powaqoatse posted:we are most definitely the bougies. Blame it on the bougies.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Blame it on the bougies. :// Bougie shooty, oh rookie //: ya know how to shoot them, yes indeed kill the rich, oh please sir please
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Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/unusual-substance-discovered-in-soap-dispensers-at-detroit-metro-airport-sources-say
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