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Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

and here I thought Australia's currency was the dollery-doos

Also known as the Australian peso.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 12:16

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# ? May 12, 2024 02:34

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

nerdz posted:

A cursory google search says that Harris Park in Sidney is also called "Little India"

Want to bet that the majority of houses there are owned by indian interests?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:13

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Collateral Damage posted:

Want to bet that the majority of houses there are owned by indian interests?

That's probably it. Just like they're trying to passive aggressively get better jobs, they're trying to passive agressively improve their property value. I wouldn't be surprised if these are being mailed out by some sort of Indian expats union or similar kind of association.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:59

arbybaconator: Dec 18, 2007; All hat and no cattle

# ? Sep 15, 2017 19:52

naem: May 29, 2011

arbybaconator posted:

My goodness, my dear, how dost I love thee? Like a gentle spring rain, like a meadow dew dappled in the sun; like a daffodil, or a milky bob, YAY verily like the TWO of your bobb upon which I shall falp. I shall shove my rear end in a top hat within your rear end in a top hat; I shall inbox your plumpy navel. Our marriage shall be a thing of beauty upon the morrow. Ok rape you later

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:13

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

naem posted:

My goodness, my dear, how dost I love thee? Like a gentle spring rain, like a meadow dew dappled in the sun; like a daffodil, or a milky bob, YAY verily like the TWO of your bobb upon which I shall falp. I shall shove my rear end in a top hat within your rear end in a top hat; I shall inbox your plumpy navel. Our marriage shall be a thing of beauty upon the morrow. Ok rape you later

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 16, 2017 10:16

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

# ? Sep 16, 2017 10:38

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Also lol tho

# ? Sep 16, 2017 10:39

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 16 days!

naem posted:

My goodness, my dear, how dost I love thee? Like a gentle spring rain, like a meadow dew dappled in the sun; like a daffodil, or a milky bob, YAY verily like the TWO of your bobb upon which I shall falp. I shall shove my rear end in a top hat within your rear end in a top hat; I shall inbox your plumpy navel. Our marriage shall be a thing of beauty upon the morrow. Ok rape you later

@ipoonampandey

# ? Sep 16, 2017 11:56

naem: May 29, 2011

Sydney Bottocks posted:

@ipoonampandey

don't we all?

# ? Sep 17, 2017 00:35

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 16 days!

naem posted:

don't we all?

Yea, verily. Super bowl to you :tipshat:

# ? Sep 17, 2017 03:10

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Sep 18, 2017 22:33

Savage For The Winjun: Jun 27, 2008

arbybaconator posted:

more bobs

# ? Sep 19, 2017 23:17

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

A Bug's Life 2: What A Bug Boob

# ? Sep 19, 2017 23:53

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

They're everywhere:

# ? Sep 20, 2017 06:17

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Somebody finally find an explaination for the bitch lasagne or I start shooting the hostages.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 07:30

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Palpek posted:

Somebody finally find an explaination for the bitch lasagne or I start shooting the hostages.

VVVVVVV

???????

# ? Sep 20, 2017 07:36

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

They're everywhere:

I like the random Trump insult that has nothing to do with anything lol

# ? Sep 20, 2017 07:48

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

HoAssHo posted:

I like the random Trump insult that has nothing to do with anything lol

Considering the man can't get through a sentence without attacking something or somebody it's only proper we poo poo on him at every opportunity.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 07:59

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Palpek posted:

Somebody finally find an explaination for the bitch lasagne or I start shooting the hostages.

elise the great is going to eat her placenta, per the Anti-Food Porn thread, so I'm going with that.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:36

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Screaming Idiot posted:

Considering the man can't get through a sentence without attacking something or somebody it's only proper we poo poo on him at every opportunity.

oh yeah, I'm not against it, I just thought it was funny how it was just out of nowhere.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 10:01

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Palpek posted:

Somebody finally find an explaination for the bitch lasagne or I start shooting the hostages.

Imo autocorrect from bitch lesbian (as an insult). Won't shore bob? Bitch lasagna.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 10:09

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

elise the great is going to eat her placenta, per the Anti-Food Porn thread, so I'm going with that.

Ever since that The Katering Show episode about that all I can picture is horror.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 13:03

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Gridlocked posted:

Ever since that The Katering Show episode about that all I can picture is horror.

All I'm going to say is "hippie parents with hippie friends."

I never tried it, but do you know what happens when hippies choose godparents?

Also, gently caress kale in its stupid rear end in a top hat.

Also, on topic:

if anyone wanted to rename me "Unasked Attitude" it's pretty apropos, honestly.

I am wearing the wrong thing to work!

fake but made me lol down to the vajeene:

# ? Sep 20, 2017 14:31

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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is this mainstream now?

# ? Sep 20, 2017 14:37

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

This thread is about six months old and yeah, it looks like the horny Indian dudes meme has started to leak into the mainstream. Sooner or later it will be on Family Guy or something.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 14:50

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

"bobs and vegana" is on Know Your Meme.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 15:01

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 16 days!

Tired Moritz posted:

is this mainstream now?

Not until "super bowl to you" is used as a casual greeting in everyday conversation.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 16:47

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Not until "super bowl to you" is used as a casual greeting in everyday conversation.

I hope the TV announcers use it to open the actual Super Bowl next year

# ? Sep 20, 2017 17:17

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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this is all that dunkey man's fault.

not you, hot dad though.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 17:51

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2017 21:52

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

Grevling posted:

This thread is about six months old and yeah, it looks like the horny Indian dudes meme has started to leak into the mainstream. Sooner or later it will be on Family Guy or something.

somethingawful continues to be on the cutting edge of culture :smuggo:

# ? Sep 21, 2017 22:09

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

My dad is missing a buncha toes because LSD and lawnmowers don't mix, so I dunno how to feel.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 23:15

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 16 days!

nerdz posted:

Wanna feet that dad

# ? Sep 21, 2017 23:28

naem: May 29, 2011

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Wanna feet that dad

lund

# ? Sep 22, 2017 02:16

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

The saga continues

quote:

rom: "Yad Viswan" <vnxddpqsityxy@oak.com.au>
Date: 17 Sep 2017 4:40 pm
Subject: Contracts Don't let racist HR and Managers ruin your business z
To: <Contracts>
Cc:

Contracts, are you director of the company?

My friends and I had submitted applications but none of them got any reply.

I am guessing some of your HR managers might had rejected us because of racial ground. As you know we are from India background, but we have Australian residency to legally work here.

It could be easier for you to just replace your human resource with people who are less racially biased. It is hard for us to immigrate to Australia, so chances are any Indian you see here are 10 times smarter then local people. Why do you still take risks to hire local people?

If you really don't know what to do, than hire some HR managers from India background is a good start. At least we look at qualifications other then colour. All great companies like google, Microsoft or Apple, they are already doing this, and this is why they are successful.

Contracts if you are not the director than can you forward this up please thanks.

Yad