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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

NtotheTC posted:

I have a celebratory can of Lewis every time he wins- I'm not an energy drink fan but it's genuinely one of the nicer tasting ones out there. I do recommend it. Everyone should have a little bit of Lewis inside them.

Monster Juice is the only energy drink that doesn't taste even a little bit like rear end. Once I found it I haven't even touched anything else. Who the gently caress wants red bull when you can drink delicious fruit juice? (with just as much caffeine and that jazz)

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Zaphod42 posted:

Monster Juice is the only energy drink that doesn't taste even a little bit like rear end. Once I found it I haven't even touched anything else. Who the gently caress wants red bull when you can drink delicious fruit juice? (with just as much caffeine and that jazz)

It tastes like poo poo. Sorry for your broken tastebuds.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I bought a regular Monster today for the first time in years and I'm glad I didn't spend $80 importing Lewis Juice. This poo poo just burned a whole through my intestines from the sheer acidity of it all.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Wirth1000 posted:

I bought a regular Monster today for the first time in years and I'm glad I didn't spend $80 importing Lewis Juice. This poo poo just burned a whole through my intestines from the sheer acidity of it all.

If I'm drunk when the post office is open I'll send you a can of LewisJuiceTM.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Theophany posted:

If I'm drunk when the post office is open I'll send you a can of LewisJuiceTM.

Now you're just doing it because you know it causes me physical anguish.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Wirth1000 posted:

Now you're just doing it because you know it causes me physical anguish.

:henget:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

My stomach can only handle the ice cold refreshing taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Jolyjuice
Palmerade
Pearez and cranberry flavoured Ocon spray
Hamilkshakes
Alonshots
Bottassed water
Toaster du-stroll

This head cold is doing wonders for me

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Please immediately ban anyone who posts about "Lewis Juice" in the future.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Please immediately ban anyone who posts about "Lewis Juice" in the future.

Lewis Juice is better than Lewis' Juice

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Brainwrong posted:

Amazon were giving away those Lewis Hamilton Monster Piss drinks for free a few weeks ago. We use Amazon Prime Now a lot for getting dog food / poo poo we don't need and the wife said "I got you a can of this because you like that dickhead"

She's an Alonso fan.

It tasted as bad as you would expect and the can was bloody huge. I have no idea why the kids like this stuff.

I've been drinking Monster exclusively every day since Lewis advertises it and it's the best decision I've ever taken. I no longer waste time sleeping, and my libido is extremely strong, like being on Viagra 24/7. Also, the doctor said my blood values should not be possible #megaBlood

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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poty posted:

I've been drinking Monster exclusively every day since Lewis advertises it and it's the best decision I've ever taken. I no longer waste time sleeping, and my libido is extremely strong, like being on Viagra 24/7. Also, the doctor said my blood values should not be possible #megaBlood

Seems about right. Personally I prefer my money to go towards the funding of the extreme right via Reich Bull. :hitler:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

The japanese are deranged sex pervs, that's not that surprising.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



If soda is juice, then what do they call actual juice?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Mods please change my name to LewisJuice tia

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Fumble posted:

Did he?

That Quantum cheque must have cleared too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_F1 Ok not 1 2s but some 1s and some 2s with 4th in the championship twice. Kimi was 3rd in 2012. That was in that golden period back when big Eric thought they had money, and didn't yet realise that the cheques for stuff like tyres and the drivers wages would bounce.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

keevo posted:

Mods please change my name to LewisJuice tia

Jewis

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Jewis Shalomilton

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


And this me asking you to stop that right now.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Lewis Hamilton

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

And this me asking you to stop that right now.

Maybe Luice would’ve been a better combination. :shobon:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hitler 69.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
iospace: https://youtu.be/tIbIjUKJ2KU?t=52

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

Jewis Shalomilton

Those yamakas are a great way to cover bald spots.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Lewis Hamilton

Whoa whoa hey.... Come on. His name is now legally monster energy Lewis Hamilton 44.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

iospace posted:

And this me asking you to stop that right now.

They are fun tho

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
GramCracker?

More like... Frank Williams.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

This is all I can think of

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Threads well on its way to anti-Semitism.


gently caress, Red Bull won

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

I miss Jolt, tbh

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Wirth1000 posted:

Jewis Shalomilton

Lmao

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Minto Took posted:

I miss Jolt, tbh

Bawls was the poo poo

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Minto Took posted:

I miss Jolt, tbh

I miss Ron, tbh

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Wirth1000 posted:

Jewis Shalomilton

lol

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Racism isnt funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kx6-NzLpf0

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Somewhere Matt Drizzle is hard as hell and he doesn't know why

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Dubs posted:

I miss Ron, tbh

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Dubs posted:

I miss Bernie, tbh

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I haven't seen Bernie on TV for a while I wonder how hosed up his skeleton pre-death face is these days

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