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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Beet Wagon posted:

Lmao god drat that was worth however long it took you :five:

The thing that haunts me: how did :pgabz: know the secret ingredient was bears?

I wonder what Sandi's comedy animal is?

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Toops posted:

The thing that haunts me: how did :pgabz: know the secret ingredient was bears?

I wonder what Sandi's comedy animal is?

There's no telling what those doctors really did when they were digging around in his brain.

Emu.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Toops posted:

I wonder what Sandi's comedy animal is?

Canada Goose

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Cassowary

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I'm sensing a theme here...

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Toops posted:

I wonder what Sandi's comedy animal is?


or


e: or if it needs feathers:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Thirsty Dog posted:

OK snarky drunk anonymous CIG dev quotes are orders of magnitude more entertaining than obsessive "archiving" of every single reddit post and associated tweet made by backers, how do I crowdfund The Agent's booze expenses until the golden goose dies from alcohol poisoning?

Better than any July blog.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Sandi Gardiner is a cockatoo

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Think about it...






Or don't, whatever

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Jobbo_Fett posted:

Sandi Gardiner is a cockatoo

But her face would look so much better on an emu

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

But her face would look so much better on an emu

Are emus as temperamental?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Beet Wagon posted:

But her face would look so much better on an emu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5TpQ_Yl3o

Otto Xander
Dec 5, 2013

Toops posted:

I wonder what Sandi's comedy animal is?

:fuzzknot:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Jobbo_Fett posted:

Are emus as temperamental?

Oh yeah dude emus are total loving assholes.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

far left bear best

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT
Emus...always been filthy braggarts since winning the war.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
OK--I'm seeing it now...

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Are emus as temperamental?
They're kinda like geese, only instead of honking angrily at intruders they disembowel them with their loving dinosaur claws.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Beet Wagon posted:

Oh yeah dude emus are total loving assholes.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vqs2ZOOirk

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Yeah but cassowaries are effective assholes

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Beet Wagon posted:

Yeah but cassowaries are effective assholes

Ineffective?





https://i.imgur.com/uLnH0KP.gifv







Chiwie
Oct 21, 2010

DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Thoatse posted:

Ineffective?




Shut down the thread. We have a winner.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Ban beet_wagon.

Free derek smart.

Beet has been paid by cig, i have proof. He knows its true because im at his house right now. He doesnt even have a dog. He lied to us.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Sep 21, 2017

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Beet Wagon posted:

There's no telling what those doctors really did when they were digging around in his brain.

Emu.

I should be packing my stuff I'm moving in less than a week....

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Seriously ban Beet.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





grimcreaper posted:

Ban beet_wagon.

Free derek smart.

Beet has been paid by cig, i have proof. He knows its true because im at his house right now. He doesnt even have a dog. He lied to us.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

:eyepoop:

hosed up if true

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Toops posted:

I should be packing my stuff I'm moving in less than a week....



Jesus loving Christ dude. That is...haunting.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Thoatse posted:

Ineffective?


:five:

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Mr.Tophat posted:

far left bear best

Yeah man I just wanna make sure the people have options.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Chiwie posted:

Shut down the thread. We have a winner.



I think the Sandi Wormtongue piece is another Galorex masterpiece, it's from the last thread but one of my favs

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Beet Wagon posted:

Jesus loving Christ dude. That is...haunting.

Her eyes are NO joke

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

remember when cymelion suggested cig could make a killing licensing out tech they didn't own themselves? man these guys are loving stupid :munch:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Fangrim
Aug 23, 2017

Every day I hate the world just a tiny bit more...

TheAgent posted:

me: last one? I guess. I have to stop
gal: drinking or blogging
me: both
me: do you guys feel derek smart was right?
dude: nah
gal: no
other dude: no
me: why?
gal: *laughs* has he been right about anything, ever?
dude: if chris roberts says something, he's not lying
dude: he wants it in the game
dude: he's too dumb to understand why it can't be in the game
dude: he's only scamming himself

These guys obviously don't understand Warlord Development...

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
What's makes it especially funny is the idea that companies would be lining up in the streets for a chance to license CIG's janky broken crashy high-overhead graphics engine for their own use, that people would be champing at the bit to hang crobblers seven-figure checks for ramps that make you explode, nipple jets, stuttering space station rings, clipping planes at all angles, bubbles in deep space, boxes that no one can pick up, and high performance space fighters that fly like floaty balsawood boxes, even if they did have the rights to license their "technology" out.

Richie Stardust
Mar 30, 2016

The Titanic posted:

Somebody needs to tell them it's no longer 1997 and women are all over their internet and they don't need special treatment but they also don't need targeted harassment because of gender. Just be normal.

Be normal guys. It's really not loving hard.

Okay, but if there any girls there I wanna do them!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



CR: Well, I need the ability to independently sell your product for my own gain if you want me to buy your product.
Amazon: lmao ~walks away from table~

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


cymelion is really dumb

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Here's more hate artwork for the refund sub. Was this joke done already?

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