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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Never seen a 6 foot wide shopping cart. That an American thing?

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:25

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

Never seen a 6 foot wide shopping cart. That an American thing?

Yeah but it's pronounced "cart"

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:32

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Picnic Princess posted:

Never seen a 6 foot wide shopping cart. That an American thing?

Yes

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:34

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Never seen a 6 foot wide shopping cart. That an American thing?

The bar across is clearly fabricated to be that wide, but those ends are from a shopping cart.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:36

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Jackie Chan has broken and dislocated his body so many times that he's pretty much a human-shaped octopus filled with tiny bone shards these days.

JACKIE CHAN FACTS

Jackie Chan can squeeze through a hole the size of a quarter

Jackie Chan often uses random items from his environment to hide himself or fend off attackers

Jackie Chan is extremely good at solving puzzles or mental challenges (including opening childproof pill bottles) and has been observed using tools

Jackie Chan technically has arms and not tentacles

The largest known Jackie Chan is the Giant Pacific Jackie Chan

What perfect timing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr411nEAqJ0

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:41

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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PCOS Bill posted:

The bar across is clearly fabricated to be that wide, but those ends are from a shopping cart.

Naw I think y'all just eat too much.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:56

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

The Bloop posted:

Yeah but it's pronounced "cart"

Can you be more specific? There are 20 ways to pronounce 'r' in Dutch.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 23:57

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

True but if you're from the UK I'm going to chuckle to myself.

e. I take it back. I was misremembering that the UK has an obesity rate roughly equal to that of the US, but it's more 33/26%. On a related note, I also found out that Egypt and a slew of Pacific Island nations have higher rates of obesity than the US. I'm shocked.

LargeHadron has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Sep 21, 2017

# ? Sep 21, 2017 00:11

Kramdar: Jun 21, 2005; Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

JoelJoel posted:

Yes

Typical Costco cart.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 00:36

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

loving Alanis Morissette!

# ? Sep 21, 2017 01:52

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

Can you be more specific? There are 20 ways to pronounce 'r' in Dutch.

rhymes with fart, but depending on which part of the US you live in that thing is a
Shopping Cart
Buggy
Baskart

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:31

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Say Nothing posted:

loving Alanis Morissette!

guess she's not out of spoons

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:48

funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

RFC2324 posted:

guess she's not out of spoons

All she needed was a knife.

To cut the heroin, that's why she has all those spoons.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:56

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

funmanguy posted:

All she needed was a knife.

To cut the heroin, that's why she has all those spoons.

Spoon Theory 😉

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:59

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

We Know Catheters posted:

Spoon Theory 😉

Whoa

# ? Sep 21, 2017 04:04

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Say Nothing posted:

loving Alanis Morissette!

I remember this quest from Witcher 3.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 04:54

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

loving Alanis Morissette!

All you need is a wipe

# ? Sep 21, 2017 06:44

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Say Nothing posted:

loving Alanis Morissette!

Why, this is the tidiest tweaker bathroom I've ever seen

# ? Sep 21, 2017 06:59

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Say Nothing posted:

loving Alanis Morissette!

Each one... is too big.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:11

Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

https://twitter.com/ahmeni/status/910322694834364416

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:49

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Each one... is too big.

I'll be the judge of that.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 09:08

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:37

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Stab a bastard in the neck, maybe :shrug:

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:40

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

Fun fact: this isn't out until next year and there's already talk about how it'll be another shared movie universe along with Hitman, Deus Ex, Just Cause and Thief.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:40

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Wheat Loaf posted:

Fun fact: this isn't out until next year and there's already talk about how it'll be another shared movie universe along with Hitman, Deus Ex, Just Cause and Thief.

Oh yeah, the middle ages steam punk thief will fit right in with a futuristic cyber CIA agent.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:44

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Picnic Princess posted:

Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

Actually (at least in the game) it's used as a piton while climbing on porous rock :eng101:

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It's also just plain useful as a crowbar.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:45

Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

Picnic Princess posted:

Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

you can ice axe people you know

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:48

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Rumda posted:

https://twitter.com/ahmeni/status/910322694834364416

i never really watched Friends but i still sort of know the names

this time it clicked and i hate you

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:51

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

you can ice axe people you know

This was the sequel to They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:52

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Some people will get this.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:12

spiny: May 20, 2004; round and round and round

FFT posted:

i never really watched Friends but i still sort of know the names

this time it clicked and i hate you

guh. i new it was loss, but now is see it's 'ross in a loss' or some other terrible pun.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:14

ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

Wheat Loaf posted:

Fun fact: this isn't out until next year and there's already talk about how it'll be another shared movie universe along with Hitman, Deus Ex, Just Cause and Thief.

Talk from the studio? At least let the movie stand on it's own merits or not, jeez.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Some people will get this.

Cool.
Is it a photoshop?

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:21

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Wheat Loaf posted:

Some people will get this.

is it because he said Van Rompuy has the charisma of a damp rag?

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:22

Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

is it because he said Van Rompuy has the charisma of a damp rag?

No it because he should have his head shoved repeatedly in a toilet and get smothered in feaces.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:28

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ultrabindu posted:

Talk from the studio? At least let the movie stand on it's own merits or not, jeez.

Cool.
Is it a photoshop?

Nah, they keep those right next the K�mmd�mstehrs, and across from the Kinderfǟhrts.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:39

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Rumda posted:

No it because he should have his head shoved repeatedly in a toilet and get smothered in feaces.

Don't share your sexual fantasies with everyone.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:53

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

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What godforsaken outland of unicode did you find this in

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:53

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Wheat Loaf posted:

Fun fact: this isn't out until next year and there's already talk about how it'll be another shared movie universe along with Hitman, Deus Ex, Just Cause and Thief.

gently caress me
There is definitely a cool as gently caress way to tie all of these things together.

But I dont trust anyone they possibly can get their hands on to care enough to do it.

(E:Also I thought Square Enix would be highly allergic to getting studio billing)

Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 13:15 on Sep 21, 2017

# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:12

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Picnic Princess posted:

Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

The games are really loving good, you should get them when they're on sale.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:36

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:34

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

ultrabindu posted:

Cool.
Is it a photoshop?

It is.

The toilet brush is actually called Bolmen, which is a small lake in Sweden.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:38

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