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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/910671525543645185

President (retard) Donal Trump should release the piss(tape)

Can the fine people of this thread do me a huge solid and update this thread on Tuesday with the outcomes of various candidates that Trump is endorsing?

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Lol I just remembered that infowars guy getting dunked on by a little girl. What a year

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/910641701064204288

But...uh. It doesn't...?

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Rocket man

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Avirosb posted:

I don't speak jive, can somebody translate this for me?

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/910423601790226432

Lol about the goon pointing out the retard cult coded language tendency and then reading this

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

lol at still thinking the truth matters

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Like think about this sentence

"ALL lib media not finding ONE good thing to say about @realDonaldTrump UNGA speech is prima facia evidence that it was a GRAND SLAM. #MAGA"

In it of itself. Just as a sentence in the English language. This is a loving abortion

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Also lol at Donald trumps Tourette's-like habit of throwing things like Repeal &I Replace. meaninglessly throughout poo poo he says

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Avirosb posted:

I don't speak jive, can somebody translate this for me?

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/910423601790226432

Prima facie not facia. :eng101: Way to sheriff.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


How woulde he know?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Attitude Indicator posted:

How woulde he know?

Give little Donny Goodbrains a chance! Hes still new!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I wonder what Paul Ryan is up to? Has he turned into a corncob yet?

Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013

ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP


So what's the earliest that she announces her 2020 run?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

lovely Wizard posted:



So what's the earliest that she announces her 2020 run?

Shut. the. gently caress. up. and. go. away. Hillary.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





lovely Wizard posted:



So what's the earliest that she announces her 2020 run?

She publicly stated she won't run again, so now you're basically waiting for the media to ramp up the "pls run" campaign, at which point she will give in and listen to the voice of the people.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
countdown til kate mckinnon and hillary appear side by side on snl

Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013

ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP

Alan Smithee posted:

countdown til kate mckinnon and hillary appear side by side on snl

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


LMAO, the 2020 election will end with the headline "Megahands Trump landslide defeats The Hillary Artillery in voty-voties(brought to you by Carl Jr.'s)"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

LMAO, the 2020 election will end with the headline "Megahands Trump landslide defeats The Hillary Artillery in voty-voties(brought to you by Carl Jr.'s)"

NY Daily News used to be more subtle

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

LMAO, the 2020 election will end with the headline "Megahands Trump landslide defeats The Hillary Artillery in voty-voties(brought to you by Carl Jr.'s)"

Lol at using long strings of text

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

“unpacked robinhood” posted:

Lol at using long strings of text

It will all be in animated gif format, the new method of communication.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

100% if you told me they aired with that hilary clinton ghost image spliced into the feed I would believe you

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
It's pretty funny that if Hilary won in 2020 it would take approximately her entire administration to clean up the mess of this one.

Like even if she won (she wont) her entire presidency would be reduced to changing this democracy's diaper.

Also here a homegrown lol: when the Kate McKinnon as Hilary playing Hallelujah thing aired, I cried and my then girlfriend cried and we talked about how as stupid and trite as it was, it was also basically the actual swan song of America and basically the last gasping chuckle of a coma victim as he wakes, momentarily, just long enough to see his wife asleep in her chair next to the bed with a book in her lap, before making GBS threads himself and dying.

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Sep 21, 2017

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/TVsAndyDaly/status/910656494554583040

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol @ Rex Tillerson

quote:

So when Secretary of State Rex Tillerson briefed reporters here Wednesday night following a private meeting with Iranian officials on the sidelines of the U.N. General Assembly, he declared that Trump was "still considering" whether to decertify Iran over violations of the U.N.-backed nuclear deal ahead of a deadline next month.

A reporter quickly corrected Tillerson: Trump actually had said publicly just hours earlier that he had made up his mind. "I have decided," the president said. "I'll let you know."

quote:

"I didn't know he was going to say today he made a decision," Tillerson said. The nation's top diplomat then went on to add: "I knew he had, but I didn’t know he was going to say he had."

Got that?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.fd736e27fc4a

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Bust Rodd posted:

It's pretty funny that if Hilary won in 2020 it would take approximately her entire administration to clean up the mess of this one.

Like even if she won (she wont) her entire presidency would be reduced to changing this democracy's diaper.

two shits don't equal clean you retard

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

my new dog posted:

Rocket man

I had that UNGA speech on as it was happening and my brain still hasn't caught up. It's a feedback loop of lols that ends with :stare:

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Waffle House posted:

Prima facie not facia. :eng101: Way to sheriff.

Didn't he resign his sheriffency?
Is he still allowed to call himself sheriff?

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/sassygayrepub/status/910799528411795456

a literal pizza boy felt the need to make an official public statement

"Let's try and make the world a little more tolerable."

Literally 10 hours earlier:

https://twitter.com/sassygayrepub/status/910615574585106432

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Sadly, the tweet is deleted, but I have this nice saved copy of it:



:hmbol:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Bob NewSCART posted:

Like think about this sentence

"ALL lib media not finding ONE good thing to say about @realDonaldTrump UNGA speech is prima facia evidence that it was a GRAND SLAM. #MAGA"

In it of itself. Just as a sentence in the English language. This is a loving abortion

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/862352155143000064

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/LuanneBlair/status/910477754256187392

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:ironicat:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Apparently the thing about Trump blocking the stage 4 cancer patient wasn't fake:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-blocks-woman-twitter-stage-4-cancer-tweets-a7958166.html

So I guess this means Trump actually does read the responses to his tweets?!

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Waffle House posted:

Sadly, the tweet is deleted, but I have this nice saved copy of it:



:hmbol:

It's too bad "Peacefully Advocating Genocide" is too long for a username

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer said he did not "knowingly" lie to the American people, adding that President Donald Trump has never asked him to lie.

gently caress YOU SEAN

And a triple gently caress you to Colbert for putting this guy on the Emmy's.

By the way, I'd love to know why this rear end in a top hat gets a fellowship at Harvard.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feminasty Slut posted:

I had that UNGA speech on as it was happening and my brain still hasn't caught up. It's a feedback loop of lols that ends with :stare:

Trump referred to a dictator and world leader by a nickname he made up and really only he uses while speaking to the UN general assembly, which is a thing donald trump should be doing because he is president of the united states, while also threatening to "totally annihilate" said dictator's country, which also has nukes and icbms. Trump is also very fat and has a horrible fake tan and is known for having the weirdest and most complicated combover ever

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Waffle House posted:

Sadly, the tweet is deleted, but I have this nice saved copy of it:



:hmbol:

Looking at his twitter feed, I am going to guess that Jeffrey Paul (@sneakdotberlin) was being facetious.

edit: on second glance, maybe not... :chloe:

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Sep 21, 2017

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Libelous Slander posted:

Lol I just remembered that infowars guy getting dunked on by a little girl. What a year

Then they did a segment on why they were totally fine and how that little girl's mean words didn't affect them at all and they were big strong burly tough guys who never cried.

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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
drat its like twitter as a platform is engineered to create dumb arguments

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