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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mu Zeta posted:

It will mess up his pension. A downgrade in rank can be a significant reduction in pay for that.

Oh, poo poo I didn't even think of that. Yeah, he just lost his Sergeant's pension and now is vesting for whatever it is a desk duty cop gets.


Content as recompense for snipe:

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Sep 22, 2017

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ak Gara posted:

We couldn't move her, she had to be taken out a stretcher. We also live in the middle of a city and every time we rang up we was told "sorry, we're all currently busy with emergencies."

My loving arse, you flat-out liar.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo, I used to watch Maya the Bee on Nickelodeon back in the drat 80s (when it was properly animated). I don't remember any dicks though, must have been more subliminal back then.

:hellyeah: the whole thing's on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RB5nagawU

Some personal schadenfreude, some poor rando texted me a few nights ago and asked to see a picture of my pussy. As a 35yr old male, I still tried to help him out as best I could.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Takes No Damage posted:

Some personal schadenfreude, some poor rando texted me a few nights ago and asked to see a picture of my pussy. As a 35yr old male, I still tried to help him out as best I could.



did you just post your personal phone number on the internet?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Dillbag posted:

did you just post your personal phone number on the internet?

Thread delivers

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Wow, a whole 5% pay cut...so if he was making, say, $60k a year, he'd get dropped to $57k and lose a whole $250 a month. That'll teach him a lesson for sure :rolleyes:

If you're only making 57k after 17 years that's pretty drat funny. Although really our economy is just a mess, schad on all of us.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dillbag posted:

did you just post your personal phone number on the internet?

New thread title.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Mu Zeta posted:

It will mess up his pension. A downgrade in rank can be a significant reduction in pay for that.

Doubtful it'll mess it up that bad, look at how many officers work a shitload of overtime their last couple years to bump up their earnings temporarily and get a bigger pension anyways. He can work a cushy desk job the next 3 years, pile on overtime, retire at 20 years and likely break even.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/xCE1SyU

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


A good dog.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Dillbag posted:

did you just post your personal phone number on the internet?

My area code, too! Sup MS goon

E: oh the texter asking for pussy is 601

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Interstate pussy at that. Goon's in dallas/fort worth somewhere. (I call MS and TX pretty regularly)

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
I am a Dallas goon (972) but that's not my number, personal or GoogleVoice. Looking at it I guess I'm not even sure how it got sent to me in the first place. Maybe ATT just glitched somewhere and is BCC'ing me on someone else's texts...

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Takes No Damage posted:

I am a Dallas goon (972) but that's not my number, personal or GoogleVoice. Looking at it I guess I'm not even sure how it got sent to me in the first place. Maybe ATT just glitched somewhere and is BCC'ing me on someone else's texts...

Is your number not the 972 number at the top of the screenshot?

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Proteus Jones posted:

Oh, poo poo I didn't even think of that. Yeah, he just lost his Sergeant's pension and now is vesting for whatever it is a desk duty cop gets.


Content as recompense for snipe:



https://twitter.com/ambertamblyn/st...r-1202557447%2F

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


There's a loving forklift truck right there god drat it!?!?

e: Oh they were probably trying to pull the jack out from under the pallet after having moved it close enough to be removed with the forklift. Nah they didn't lower the jack.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

I hate Oasis with a passion, always have since they first came out. I was a Blur, Damon Albarn guy, but this is a loving pro click if I ever saw one.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The 'yes' and 'no' camps in Australia are both being a bunch of cunts and a number of news outlets have grasped onto labeling a man who headbutted ex-PM Tony Abbott as a 'yes campaigner' for whatever reason. Have a gander at the bloke who did it and his reasonings. The media really missed the bus on this one initially:



nobody-likes-ska.txt

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 11:11 on Sep 22, 2017

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/911169042471407616





The Black Stones posted:

If Liam Gallagher is pissed about people not buying his music he needs to make good music for that to happen. Those 2 beady eye albums were complete garbage.

Noel Gallagher is good though. His stuff is solid.

Liam will forever be a massive bell end because he refused to reform Oasis for a one off gig to raise money for the victims of the Manchester bombing. I hope he dies penniless and alone.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Crossposting this:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


VideoGames posted:

Crossposting this:

Thats the good stuff.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys posted:

Thats the good stuff.

Oh yeah.

Uber in Melbourne is fine because taxis here are the dirt loving worst. Taxis in London are clean, effective and well regulated. They don't need Uber.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Oh yeah.

Uber in Melbourne is fine because taxis here are the dirt loving worst. Taxis in London are clean, effective and well regulated. They don't need Uber.

The key for me in QLD is - get an old timer cabbie once - get his phone number and you are golden. I had a fantastic one that was local - knew every place I wanted to go and all the shortcuts. It's not an aussie thing to do but I would tip him because of his service. He retired and gave me his 'next best option' cabbie mates number.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Humphreys posted:

The 'yes' and 'no' camps in Australia are both being a bunch of cunts and a number of news outlets have grasped onto labeling a man who headbutted ex-PM Tony Abbott as a 'yes campaigner' for whatever reason. Have a gander at the bloke who did it and his reasonings. The media really missed the bus on this one initially:



nobody-likes-ska.txt

That dude rules

Wendell
May 11, 2003

The last time I heard about skinheads was like 20 years ago and I was told they were neo-nazis. Now I am confused about the proud tradition of skinheading.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wendell posted:

The last time I heard about skinheads was like 20 years ago and I was told they were neo-nazis. Now I am confused about the proud tradition of skinheading.

loving millennianls don't nwo. SKA history

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

ultrabindu posted:

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/911169042471407616


Liam will forever be a massive bell end because he refused to reform Oasis for a one off gig to raise money for the victims of the Manchester bombing. I hope he dies penniless and alone.

I think he was super far away and his reasoning was "it'd become about oasis reforming and overshadow the point of the benefit in the media"

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Wendell posted:

The last time I heard about skinheads was like 20 years ago and I was told they were neo-nazis. Now I am confused about the proud tradition of skinheading.

So basically skinheads were a subculture during the 60's & 70's in the UK. They were very working class and intergrated a lot with the Jamaican rude boys; basically they listened to a lot of ska, reggae and punk up until the 80's when a lot of them started joining up with far right groups.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A fresh one from home town news! Glad I don't live there anymore for various reasons - but sometimes the police are great:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Humphreys posted:

A fresh one from home town news! Glad I don't live there anymore for various reasons - but sometimes the police are great:




Rocky seems like a pretty boring town so I'm not really shocked that there would be so much weed found.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Memento posted:

Oh yeah.

Uber in Melbourne is fine because taxis here are the dirt loving worst. Taxis in London are clean, effective and well regulated. They don't need Uber.

The concept of Uber is great when you're dealing with breaking the monopolies created by corrupt local livery laws which have made taxis both expensive and terrible. The problem is that they're an incredibly lovely company about literally everything else.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
Is Lyft's corporate culture tolerable, or is their awfulness just overshadowed by Uber's?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Jerry Cotton posted:

loving millennianls don't nwo. SKA history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4nKY1QfWvg

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's a joke about the history of ska: first wave ska in Jamaica was all about racism and juvenile delinquency; second wave ska in Britain was about multiculturalism and unemployment; third wave ska in California, Florida et al. was about your dad buying you a lovely car.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Wheat Loaf posted:

There's a joke about the history of ska: first wave ska in Jamaica was all about racism and juvenile delinquency; second wave ska in Britain was about multiculturalism and unemployment; third wave ska in California, Florida et al. was about your dad buying you a lovely car.

Is that a joke?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Random Stranger posted:

The concept of Uber is great when you're dealing with breaking the monopolies created by corrupt local livery laws which have made taxis both expensive and terrible. The problem is that they're an incredibly lovely company about literally everything else.

Like basically everything in the gig economy, Uber is only good as a vague idea.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

ultrabindu posted:

Liam will forever be a massive bell end because he refused to reform Oasis for a one off gig to raise money for the victims of the Manchester bombing. I hope he dies penniless and alone.

haha, gently caress you

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



ultrabindu posted:

Liam will forever be a massive bell end because he refused to reform Oasis for a one off gig to raise money for the victims of the Manchester bombing. I hope he dies penniless and alone.

I saw them WAAAY back in the late 90s, and Liam got so piss drunk the band abruptly left the stage. Noel came out and played an "unplugged" set of just him and his guitar, and honestly it was better then entire set they had just done. Liam did finish off the show, I assume after consuming enough uppers to explode the heart of a bull, and they closed out with a killer jam-band version of Champagne Supernova which was loving incredible.

Apparently, I had missed out on the next show where Liam started stumbling, slurring and plain forgetting words. Noel got pissed and started punch Liam in the head.

I will say this, like them or not they put on an entertaining show.

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