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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

chumbler posted:

Isn't that a sign of an autism spectrum disorder? Not trying to joke here, but I recall they have difficulty with things like recognizing white lies or jokes based on things that aren't true, which sounds like inability to recognize nuance and subtlety.

I realize now that I don't actually know much about autism for someone posting in an internet forum.

autism makes you horrible to date. you are bad.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Tricky D posted:

God I miss the HAES threads.

Incels are so pathetic, all they do is fixate on hating some group of people until it completely warps their personality and they become hateful shells with no connection on reality that actively repluse everyone outside of their weird internet echo chanmber

also drat lol loving FAT PEOPLE, hambeast lardasses need to steam some mothershitting vegetables and boil some cockdamned brown rice instead of shoveling fast food into their disgusting blubbery pig pig piggy pig oink oink FAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSS *posts 50 gifs of literal fat fetish pornography*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Guy Mann posted:

also drat lol loving FAT PEOPLE, hambeast lardasses need to steam some mothershitting vegetables and boil some cockdamned brown rice instead of shoveling fast food into their disgusting blubbery pig pig piggy pig oink oink FAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSS *posts 50 gifs of literal fat fetish pornography*

Um..you okay, man?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Guy Mann posted:

Incels are so pathetic, all they do is fixate on hating some group of people until it completely warps their personality and they become hateful shells with no connection on reality that actively repluse everyone outside of their weird internet echo chanmber

also drat lol loving FAT PEOPLE, hambeast lardasses need to steam some mothershitting vegetables and boil some cockdamned brown rice instead of shoveling fast food into their disgusting blubbery pig pig piggy pig oink oink FAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSS *posts 50 gifs of literal fat fetish pornography*

yeah the gbs obsession with fat people is really loving creepy and obnoxious

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

hackbunny posted:

match the expectations of your peers (their expectations are actually very low). don't rationalize don't theorize don't keep score just imitate others. in fact, don't just imitate them, identify yourself with them. give up your current identity and identify with them instead

I'm working on it. I've realised it's the only way to get people off my back.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Pick posted:

yeah the gbs obsession with fat people is really loving creepy and obnoxious

Same but also with autism.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Pick posted:

yeah the gbs obsession with fat people is really loving creepy and obnoxious

the virgin gymcel

the chad goon who discovered weightlifting in their 30s and instead of developing empathy for fat people thinks they should all be melted down into frying medium and cattle feed

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I've also noticed that incels seem to work on a binary.

Either you are Chad loving hundreds of women and perfect in every way, or you are an incel alone, and pathetic and miserable in every way. (normies don't count.)

And this all or nothing attitude applies to everything.

eg. Get rejected once when 13 = All women hate me and are repulsed by my subhuman looks. But see a handsome man get smiled at once = I bet he is loving that whore in the toilet stall in 5 minutes, like he always does.

It's almost like they are broken little people with no real life context to apply to any sort of ineractions.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
Like re: "all women are atrracted to Chads" lmao I've always been attracted to super glam twinkish 80's hair metal types. Gimme David Bowie in Labyrinth or like, 1989 Sebastian Bach. I bet they both have sub-par clavicles and thin wrists. I've never understood incel's insistence that we all want roided out meat bricks.

Edit: then again I'm 30 and not a virgin so what does a used up roastie like me know

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009

quote:

Bone law: Bones govern looks, which govern attraction, which govern personality

I will make a separate post in more detail about the social implications of bone law in my series called "Bone Law".
Bone law is the law describing bones being the basis of attractiveness.
Protrusions from the Supraorbital ridge, zygomatic bone, maxilla, mandible and minimal to no skull abnormalities is crucial to obtain an aesthetic face.
There has been many attempts to alter bone growth and formulate theories such as smash bone theory and there also been serious attempt to apply such theory http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/11553671/Surgeon-who-punched-patient-in-face-to-fix-broken-cheekbone-defends-methods.html
One thing i would like to present is the functional matrix hypothesis.
Explained as- " In the development of vertebrate animals, the functional matrix hypothesis is a phenomenological description of bone growth. It proposes that "the origin, development and maintenance of all skeletal units are secondary, compensatory and mechanically obligatory responses to temporally and operationally prior demands of related functional matrices"
In other words bones dont grow but are GROWN BY ITS FUNCTION.
For more info watch this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=d3OaIcJP1w4


quote:

I've been proponent of smash bone theory all the way back to puahate days when people said I was full of poo poo. I punched my cheekbones age 18-19 with a set routine and had both desireable and undesirable growth. I did my eye area+brow at age 20 but not as dedicated. I firmly believe I have had at the very least subtle bone growth. I can punch with a lot of force and feel nothing. When I started my brow was extremely sensitive.

I can conclusively say you can make your bones temporarily swollen and it doesn't look suspect. Long term gains are up for debate but I believe. Sorry for low IQ writing style and vocab, I'm on phone and tired.

quote:

I did it for over a year on my cheekbones and saw fantastic growth.

I want to try it on my chin. Do you just punch it with your knuckle and come from an upward angle?

By the way my routine for cheekbones was 100x3 small punches supersetted by 3x3 hard as gently caress punches. First 4 months you should get bruising. Train once or twice a week, you'll need lots of recovery from the blows. After like a year my cheekbones could take hard punches and I wouldn't feel a thing. poo poo is legit.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Bone Hurting Juice: The Cure for Inceldom? (34:30)
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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

hyphz posted:

No, but it's read as "fitter = more attractive" and extrapolated to "massive bodybuilder = pinnacle of fitness = pinnacle of attractiveness".

FITTER. FAPPIER. MORE PRODUCTIVE.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Their efforts in punching themselves in the face so that we don't have to are greatly appreciated.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Supercondescending posted:

Like re: "all women are atrracted to Chads" lmao I've always been attracted to super glam twinkish 80's hair metal types. Gimme David Bowie in Labyrinth or like, 1989 Sebastian Bach. I bet they both have sub-par clavicles and thin wrists. I've never understood incel's insistence that we all want roided out meat bricks.

Edit: then again I'm 30 and not a virgin so what does a used up roastie like me know
Infinite intermediate Steps--coincidentally a good glam rock album name:

They can categorize Bowie or other rock stars as some subspecies of Chad or Sapphic pseudo-male/futanari thing, given that Bowie and others had visible massive meat rods.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

quote:

I've been proponent of smash bone theory all the way back to puahate days when people said I was full of poo poo. I punched my cheekbones age 18-19 with a set routine and had both desireable and undesirable growth. I did my eye area+brow at age 20 but not as dedicated. I firmly believe I have had at the very least subtle bone growth. I can punch with a lot of force and feel nothing. When I started my brow was extremely sensitive.

I can conclusively say you can make your bones temporarily swollen and it doesn't look suspect. Long term gains are up for debate but I believe. Sorry for low IQ writing style and vocab, I'm on phone and tired.

Hmmm...

But seriously how can you punch your face hard enough to cause bone damage without like, going unconscious?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

chumbler posted:

Hmmm...

But seriously how can you punch your face hard enough to cause bone damage without like, going unconscious?

Oh don't worry he was just making his bones "temporarily swollen"

Personally I don't think bones swell up in response to anything really but maybe I'm forgetting something.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


I'm actually a paralegal at the law offices of Roscoe, Liebewitz & Raised Skeleton and I work in the Bone Law department.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Just lol that anybody would think they're making their bones swell by punching. This is some 'spray your own urine on yourself to get feromones' level of hilarious.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Bone Law dun dun

I’d watch it

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


You can bruise bone, but I don't believe the bone itself swells, just the surrounding tissue.

Also it loving hurts and takes a long time to heal.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Me (dumb): Try the gym, even if you're a pasty nerd! A few intervals on the treadmill feel awesome, and then you get to have a sauna!

Incel (wise): No, that's cope. I'll sit in my room alone punching myself in the face instead.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

If we're being honest, treadmills are awful. At least go for a stationary bike. Or rowing machine if you have a strong desire to feel like dying.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Now that I'm in charge, I'm instituting Bone Law effective immediately.

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth
I love that they're at the point that believing in that punching yourself in the face is a viable method to get women.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Brad Pitt in Fight Club is on steroids, hth.
Nobody's going to look more muscular than that without shooting it up.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


fruit on the bottom posted:

Now that I'm in charge, I'm instituting Bone Law effective immediately.

Is that where we all bone and they don't?

Cus like, I got news about your radical reforms there

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Is it possible these guys are legit retarded? Like, mentally retarded? Swollen bones?

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
"Bones don't grow they GROWN WHEN USED"


What

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I mean your bones can get bruised but that's at like getting murdered levels of violence I think

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
a dude muttering"loving vain femoids" while punching himself in the dome piece so hard he forgets how bones work

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

I've been proponent of smash bone theory all the way back to puahate days when people said I was full of poo poo. I punched my cheekbones age 18-19 with a set routine and had both desireable and undesirable growth. I did my eye area+brow at age 20 but not as dedicated. I firmly believe I have had at the very least subtle bone growth. I can punch with a lot of force and feel nothing. When I started my brow was extremely sensitive.

I can conclusively say you can make your bones temporarily swollen and it doesn't look suspect. Long term gains are up for debate but I believe. Sorry for low IQ writing style and vocab, I'm on phone and tired.

"Sorry for low IQ writing style and vocab, but I've been repeatedly punching myself in the head for years".

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The fake posting in /r/incels is now too stupid and obvious to be funny anymore I think

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




How many of these guys are just latent homosexuals who just need a little push in the right direction to burst forth from the closet?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It's absolutely true that stressed bone gets stronger. Like that's why they tell old people to weight train so their bones don't get so brittle.

Getting from that to punching yourself in the face to get hotter is pure incel.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
yeah but they dont want stronger bones, they want prettier bones

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Hmmm pretty bones hmmm yeah pretty bone structure hmmm yeah

Said no one ever

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

All this talk about bonehacking is reminding me of Monster Factory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4x_BRqIpI


Incels really want to hack into the bone matrix to get access to all those facial sliders that are surely the ONE AND ONLY POSSIBLE THING that makes them utterly despicable

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

I bruised a bone in my knee years ago doing some carpentry and that poo poo had me in a brace and walking with a cane for several weeks. It hurt almost as much as some bones I've broken. I don't have the knee of a Titan, unfortunately. I should have tried harder.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Domestic Amuse posted:

How many of these guys are just latent homosexuals who just need a little push in the right direction to burst forth from the closet?

Hopefully more than the number that will slowly turn into serial killers.

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Domestic Amuse posted:

How many of these guys are just latent homosexuals who just need a little push in the right direction to burst forth from the closet?

That seems to be a recurring theme in the thread. Maybe it's just all a form of repression.

What if a decent-looking guy asked them out, we need to try this for science.

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