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TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why was Avshalom banned?

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

TenCentFang posted:

Why was Avshalom banned?

Threatened to eat Trump with her vagina to gain infinite power

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

TenCentFang posted:

Why was Avshalom banned?
After the time the actual literal Secret Service visited lowtax because of a forum thread about assassinating Obama, there's a mostly unwritten but very specific and heavily enforced rule to not do that stupid poo poo.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Improbable Lobster posted:

Threatened to eat Trump with her vagina to gain infinite power

Only Trump's power, not infinite.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
So who's the horrible looking man that replaced the Stupid Newbie Baby?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

DACK FAYDEN posted:

After the time the actual literal Secret Service visited lowtax because of a forum thread about assassinating Obama, there's a mostly unwritten but very specific and heavily enforced rule to not do that stupid poo poo.

It was that and also a hilarious case of "These forums suck now ban me I dont care" which almost always results in said person making alts and coming back.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Rough Lobster posted:

So who's the horrible looking man that replaced the Stupid Newbie Baby?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829772

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39199...s-by-strangers/

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

what's the deal with the Giada de Laurentis avs that a bunch of people have?

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Lol at the amount of probations on the first page.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Telsa Cola posted:

It was that and also a hilarious case of "These forums suck now ban me I dont care" which almost always results in said person making alts and coming back.

that's not entirely true. iirc it was more "the forums are joyless", which is difficult to argue convincingly against

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's not entirely true. iirc it was more "the forums are joyless", which is difficult to argue convincingly against

that might be an even worse reason to come back lol

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
I do miss being able to have a thread without any meltdowns or terrible attempts to troll

mike-
Jul 9, 2004

Phillipians 1:21

Gum posted:

I do miss being able to have a thread without any meltdowns or terrible attempts to troll

When has this ever been the case?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834829

Guy earnestly suggests bitcoin mining as a source of income for the forums. Predictably... things don't go well.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Dumb idea but man, the QCS regulars have some sort of degenerate brain disease

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

mike- posted:

When has this ever been the case?

I'm not saying the forums have ever been clean of that but it's definitely got worse these past few years

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Gum posted:

I'm not saying the forums have ever been clean of that but it's definitely got worse these past few years

I have the opposite over-all impression, really, but it might depend on what subforums you read.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Uh-oh, it looks like someone is about to melt down.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Dumb idea but man, the QCS regulars have some sort of degenerate brain disease

QCS has regulars?

Why?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Double Punctuation posted:

QCS has regulars?

Why?

Where the gently caress else are you going to bitch about the forums?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Double Punctuation posted:

QCS has regulars?

Why?



Space Camp fuckup posted:

degenerate brain disease

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Double Punctuation posted:

QCS has regulars?

Why?

It's like us PYF regulars, but they don't actually like anything.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Double Punctuation posted:

QCS has regulars?

Why?

When concern trolls start taking themselves seriously

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Requesting a link to a thread which was about goons posting their living-spaces. Iirc it was a contest, possibly by Lowtax, where the goon with the messiest or most goon-like living-space got some reward or other. It had some absolutely bizarre and horrible stuff posted, and a handful of people who must have been hoarders.

No drama or anything, iirc, just a whole lot of weird and bizzarre goon living-spaces.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Grandmother of Five posted:

Requesting a link to a thread which was about goons posting their living-spaces. Iirc it was a contest, possibly by Lowtax, where the goon with the messiest or most goon-like living-space got some reward or other. It had some absolutely bizarre and horrible stuff posted, and a handful of people who must have been hoarders.

No drama or anything, iirc, just a whole lot of weird and bizzarre goon living-spaces.

Is this the one that featured the unfinished basement dungeon with a tarp over bare dirt?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Heath posted:

Is this the one that featured the unfinished basement dungeon with a tarp over bare dirt?

Yup, and a simple GIS of "goon basement" yielded most of the pictures I remember from that thread:

https://www.google.com/search?biw=1...1.0.Muf6uEZs0NA

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
ok I am having an absolute motherfucker of a time finding this for some reason, does anyone have the greatest hits of the lo-carb thread handy? not talking about the fyads, more interested in the goons that did horrible things to themselves by going too hard on low-carb diets.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

ok I am having an absolute motherfucker of a time finding this for some reason, does anyone have the greatest hits of the lo-carb thread handy? not talking about the fyads, more interested in the goons that did horrible things to themselves by going too hard on low-carb diets.

This?



Or do you mean like a bunch of quotes?

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
i think the Dont Eat A Carb fad was more recent than that, the one with the bread nightmares and poo poo like that

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

I Said No posted:

i think the Dont Eat A Carb fad was more recent than that, the one with the bread nightmares and poo poo like that

Nah that is the infamous low-carb thread.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Someone post firey fatty

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
I don't have that, but I do have SEA PATROL

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757384



Such a wonderful view into the mind of someone who really, really, really loving hates those fuckin' sport divers.

Edit: it's a loving shame none of the pictures work for me, maybe it's just tinypic being poo poo.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Grandmother of Five posted:

Requesting a link to a thread which was about goons posting their living-spaces. Iirc it was a contest, possibly by Lowtax, where the goon with the messiest or most goon-like living-space got some reward or other. It had some absolutely bizarre and horrible stuff posted, and a handful of people who must have been hoarders.

No drama or anything, iirc, just a whole lot of weird and bizzarre goon living-spaces.

The most famous of them all was bung_monkey who lives in teh dirt-tarp-asbestos basement.

Here is the full set of images: http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/img/hovel/

And the accompanying amusing FYAD thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2537734&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

du -hast posted:

The most famous of them all was bung_monkey who lives in teh dirt-tarp-asbestos basement.

Here is the full set of images: http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/img/hovel/

And the accompanying amusing FYAD thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2537734&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Holy Moley, his last post is from Dec 16 :psypop:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

du -hast posted:

The most famous of them all was bung_monkey who lives in teh dirt-tarp-asbestos basement.

Here is the full set of images: http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/img/hovel/

And the accompanying amusing FYAD thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2537734&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

The hard drives just dangling from the cases suspended from the ceiling :stonk: It's like an electronics-based body horror movie

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
the best post from the FYAD thread btw

quote:

bungmonkey whenever you masturbate does a dead cat fall out of the ceiling

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
What happens in your life that you accept your lot as some kind of X Files computer monster?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

What happens in your life that you accept your lot as some kind of X Files computer monster?

step by step~

ooh baby~

gonna move into a goon hovel~

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



A goon's descent into madness because an Apple TV shipped to his home via UPS requires a signature to be delivered.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748522&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=52#post476666537

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Proteus Jones posted:

A goon's descent into madness because an Apple TV shipped to his home via UPS requires a signature to be delivered.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748522&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=52#post476666537

"No meltdown no meltdown you're the meltdown"—wicka

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