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Horses are the new candle.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wonder what kinds of riders they offer. 
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Sep 22, 2017 09:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wonder what kinds of riders they offer. Horse insurance prevents the owner from getting saddled with excessive liabilities. yours is better
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Sep 22, 2017 10:51
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FrozenVent posted:Horses are the new candle. Spend less on horses. Neigh.
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Sep 22, 2017 12:17
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Papa John Misty posted:Spend less on horses. I see the thread is galloping along today.
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Sep 22, 2017 12:39
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This is a fun one.... https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/71lp9b/35k_in_debt_were_budgeting_but_feel_like_were_not/?st=j7vthzqj&sh=48ed88d3 quote:I make $42,500/yr (that is including a new 10% raise that goes into effect on my next pay period), my wife makes $36,000. Between 9 credit cards, we owe just short of $24K (I know, I'm so mad I let myself get this out of hand). I owe $11K on my car (which is only worth $7,800), and my wife's car is leased at $500/month. No student loans - neither of us has a degree. We have absolutely no savings. Unsurprisingly, almost every single comment in the thread is some version of "holy poo poo, what is your wife driving, you can't afford that!" And the OP has never replied at all.
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Sep 22, 2017 12:51
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Weatherman posted:What happens when one reports a mod in their own forum? Let's find out I did the crime, so I did the time. April posted:This is a fun one.... What bae wants, bae gets.
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Sep 22, 2017 13:03
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April posted:This is a fun one.... Hahaha his only other comment is in some subreddit asking someone to make a naked version of a photo of his friend's girlfriend. I guess he wants to get out of debt via divorce
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Sep 22, 2017 14:07
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Subjunctive posted:I show $4,500 from Coinbase today, but they're also showing higher on the 7th too. They show a 10% drop over a month, though. There's this one exchange that has almost no volume, and when the price starts crashing "mysteriously" a single person will suddenly buy 10,000 coins at above market prices on it and it gets worked into some of the price aggregators because 
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Sep 22, 2017 14:33
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Inept posted:Hahaha his only other comment is in some subreddit asking someone to make a naked version of a photo of his friend's girlfriend. I guess he wants to get out of debt via divorce jesus christ that is one creepy-rear end-looking motherfuck of a subreddit his wife's friend is cute tho
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Sep 22, 2017 17:38
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:No defense of the human intended but don't horses need exercise every day? Horses are perfectly happy being "pasture puffs" or expensive lawnmowers, they exercise themselves enough out in the field. Now if this lady wants to bring her horse to the top of its sport it'll need regular training and a fitness program, but if she is traveling that much she won't have the time to compete *anyway*. She'd be better off sending the horse on a part-lease so someone will pay her to ride it 2-3x a week to maintain its fitness instead of her paying the trainer to do that.
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Sep 22, 2017 17:47
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Youth Decay posted:Horses are perfectly happy being "pasture puffs" or expensive lawnmowers, they exercise themselves enough out in the field. Now if this lady wants to bring her horse to the top of its sport it'll need regular training and a fitness program, but if she is traveling that much she won't have the time to compete *anyway*. She'd be better off sending the horse on a part-lease so someone will pay her to ride it 2-3x a week to maintain its fitness instead of her paying the trainer to do that. Are....are there horse leases?
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Sep 22, 2017 18:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are....are there horse leases? If you have to ask...
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Sep 22, 2017 18:12
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A horse lease is usually pretty good with money, at least for the horse owner. I have two rich white people that lease my horse for their girls and it puts me up 400 bucks a month.
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Sep 22, 2017 18:23
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pathetic little tramp posted:A horse lease is usually pretty good with money, at least for the horse owner. Sounds good with money for the customer, too. A horse for $200 a month, and you don't need to care if it bloats up and dies? Nice deal.
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Sep 22, 2017 18:40
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BarbarianElephant posted:Sounds good with money for the customer, too. A horse for $200 a month, and you don't need to care if it bloats up and dies? Nice deal. Oh no, they pay much more than 200. 400 is my profit after all the expenses.
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Sep 22, 2017 18:43
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pathetic little tramp posted:Oh no, they pay much more than 200. 400 is my profit after all the expenses. Do you have insurance for when its intestines turn inside out?
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Sep 22, 2017 18:48
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Breetai posted:Four words: premium horse funeral service. I work at a newspaper. We've opened up our obituary process so that it does not have to come directly from a funeral home. Based on how many people now mention pets in obituaries, I asked the editor if he'd take a pet obituary itself. He believes he would. It has not happened yet, but if we could just get one dog obituary, I bet it would open us up to many more. (Full obits are a minimum of $100, which while on the cheap end for print media, is still a nice amount of money coming in for the company.)
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Sep 22, 2017 19:06
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Pet obits will take off in certain markets. Probably white upperclass urban centers.
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Sep 22, 2017 19:23
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cowofwar posted:Do you have insurance for when its intestines turn inside out? She's a racing horse so better chance her legs spontaneously break, but just standard insurance to cover if she starts a fire and burns down the barn or something
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Sep 22, 2017 19:41
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pet obits will take off in certain markets. Probably white upperclass urban centers. https://twitter.com/dog_classifieds/status/875065311720075264
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Sep 22, 2017 19:55
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RC and Moon Pie posted:I work at a newspaper. We've opened up our obituary process so that it does not have to come directly from a funeral home. Based on how many people now mention pets in obituaries, I asked the editor if he'd take a pet obituary itself. This is where you offer a fake or free pet obituary to the paper just to get the ball rolling.
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Sep 22, 2017 20:24
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Crazy Mike posted:This is where you offer a fake or free pet obituary to the paper just to get the ball rolling. Poor Freckles...
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Sep 22, 2017 20:34
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Go straight for the horse obits imo.
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Sep 22, 2017 21:35
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pathetic little tramp posted:Oh no, they pay much more than 200. 400 is my profit after all the expenses. Horse... profit?
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Sep 22, 2017 21:49
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What's your horse ROI?
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Sep 22, 2017 21:50
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Do you get deductions for hay and stuff? The IRS doesn't horse around for this stuff.
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Sep 22, 2017 21:50
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I bet they are just champing at the bit to go after people misclaiming their expenses.
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Sep 22, 2017 21:58
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FrozenVent posted:Do you get deductions for hay and stuff? The IRS doesn't horse around for this stuff. Hay was COGS when I had a barn. (There's a Coggins joke in there somewhere but I can't seem to find it)
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Sep 22, 2017 22:11
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pathetic little tramp posted:A horse lease is usually pretty good with money, at least for the horse owner. The horse owners are inside the thread!!!
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Sep 22, 2017 22:44
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So um from an accounting perspective do you have horse equity? How does one even amortize a horse anyway?
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Sep 22, 2017 22:51
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The horse mortizes itself pretty quickly, usually.
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Sep 22, 2017 23:02
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22 Eargesplitten posted:The horse mortizes itself pretty quickly, usually. Poor Freckles, thought of useful life and depreciated
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Sep 22, 2017 23:17
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I looked up a bunch of horse terms to try and make a new pun and you guys already used all the good ones. I can't do poo poo with smegma or scours. I did learn what a cross between a zebra and a horse is and I'm a little disappointed they didn't put more effort into the name. zorse
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Sep 22, 2017 23:24
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Uh you can actually do a lot of poo poo with smegma.
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Sep 23, 2017 00:04
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:You gotta call him and see if you can convince him. I tried, but apparently it's a "good one" and he wants to have it on hand later when he "goes back to bread." He's going to be real sorry when he only has 2017 bread making technology when the iBread XIII comes out next year.
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Sep 23, 2017 02:18
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cumshitter posted:Uh you can actually do a lot of poo poo with smegma. I'm sure someone on the darknet will buy it.
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Sep 23, 2017 02:19
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Smegma is the new sustainable textile for 2017.
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Sep 23, 2017 02:24
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Abort thread please abort
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Sep 23, 2017 02:49
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Hm you could probably get use out of 'floating' i.e. floating loans and also the procedure you have to do about once a year to file a horse's teeth down because if you don't their teeth will grow unevenly and they'll chew their own mouth off while trying to eat, see blood, freak out, and die.
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