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MagicAlex
Jan 6, 2007

Wheat Loaf posted:



Some people will get this.

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Caufman
May 7, 2007

Aww, I never knew a dinosaur could be so gentle.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Caufman posted:

Aww, I never knew a dinosaur could be so gentle.

I like to think that gig bag on the ground is how they carry the nice alligator to elementary schools.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Caufman posted:

Aww, I never knew a dinosaur could be so gentle.

Taxonomy lesson: "dinosaurs" are the feathery assholes that poo poo everywhere and wake you up in the morning with their lovely noises. "Crocodilian" is the general term for the big, chill, scaly dudes who hang out in swamps and rivers. They're related, but their family trees branched off of each other 240 million years ago, so not really related enough that you ought to get them confused.

cnut
May 3, 2016


Don't mind if I do!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




OK lizard, get my child to school and make it very quick while you do so!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns


I think I might like this, I'm on the fence.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

DontMockMySmock posted:

Taxonomy lesson: "dinosaurs" are the feathery assholes that poo poo everywhere and wake you up in the morning with their lovely noises. "Crocodilian" is the general term for the big, chill, scaly dudes who hang out in swamps and rivers. They're related, but their family trees branched off of each other 240 million years ago, so not really related enough that you ought to get them confused.

Figures. Say one nice thing about a dinosaur and the croc supremacists come out with their "Well, actually..."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Caufman posted:

Figures. Say one nice thing about a dinosaur and the croc supremacists come out with their "Well, actually..."

Sounds like it's not all it's croc'ed up to be. :dadjoke:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Sounds like it's not all it's croc'ed up to be. :dadjoke:

lol

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Cuckodiles.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Caufman posted:

Cuckodiles.

"He only measures three Jebs on the Cuck-o-Dial. Please clap to increase his power."

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
More like DontMockMyCroc

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

it's true we do

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I don't know if I can ask here, but I can't find that goddamn loss on moss pic from gbs, help?

Content: dumb but funny for whatever reason to me

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Where are the top two panels?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Give that little guy a gun!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

What gets me is the Chameleon's general expression makes it look like it's going "Well? Now what? :rolleyes:" :allears:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Lizardfolk take no pleasure in defending their territory from adventurers; at this point it's just tedious. "Oh, there's another one, I guess."

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

marshmallow creep posted:

Lizardfolk take no pleasure in defending their territory from adventurers; at this point it's just tedious. "Oh, there's another one, I guess."

Sting Chameleon sighs as he draws his katana.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



RyokoTK posted:

Sting Chameleon sighs as he draws his katana.

He has seen enough battle to know there is no honor or glory in war. There is only terror and blood and death.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Bananana posted:

Give that little guy a gun!

Maybe this will stop deforestation and other threats to their species.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Good for him, hopefully he can make a couple bucks.:)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

a kitten posted:

Good for him, hopefully he can make a couple bucks.:)



It's a shame he never wrote again

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

i went to Easter Island earlier this year, and even they have a store that sells nothin' but drones.

china bot has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Sep 22, 2017

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Finnish drone enthusiasts?

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

lol

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I'm totally on board with CyberMongols

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

MausoleumExtremist posted:

I'm totally on board with CyberMongols

Somewhere, Harry Turtledove bolts upright in bed.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Tengger Cavalry?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Imagine a Mongol horde armed with an endless supply of drones, all just standing on a ridge and kamikaze diving their drones one after another straight into some poor villagers' faces.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
:nws: kinda
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505885932480.webm

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nobody ever gets to say that the pictures I post are weird or not funny ever again

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