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Verisimilidude posted:https://www.facebook.com/nizass/videos/1058654564261132/ Pretty sure that's just an old text post acted out.
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Good to see bash.org still circulating
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Can AXE body spray make nipples come off or not? I want it to be true.
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 This is on the level of "I really DID briefly manifest dragon wings during meditation you guys!" for stupid poo poo you make up and post on the internet to seem cool to other complete loving losers. That didn't happen, you loving imbecile. It objectively, observably did not loving happen. What is WRONG with you
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Sep 21, 2017 09:37
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Tell someone who got their nips cut off after a double mastectomy that nipples grow back you attention-seeking little poo poo
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Sep 21, 2017 09:40
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I heard the 'guy flicked his own frozen nipple off' story about 15 years ago at school.
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Is there even enough stuff inside a can of AXE to spray it for 30 straight minutes? Woulden't the pressure be lovely after a while?
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Can AXE body spray make nipples come off or not? I want it to be true. A regular axe can so why not 
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Imagine standing near someone spraying a full can of AXE BODY SPRAY into the room. Well I guess if you've been in a boys' locker room, you know how it is.
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Is there even enough stuff inside a can of AXE to spray it for 30 straight minutes? Woulden't the pressure be lovely after a while? Probably not but the story says 60 seconds
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mng posted:Imagine standing near someone spraying a full can of AXE BODY SPRAY into the room. Well I guess if you've been in a boys' locker room, you know how it is. Does it only affect nipples, or can other body parts be easily detached after a soaking in Axe? Would a sufficient amount of Axe on someone's neck allow their head to be kicked off?
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chitoryu12 posted:Does it only affect nipples, or can other body parts be easily detached after a soaking in Axe? Would a sufficient amount of Axe on someone's neck allow their head to be kicked off? Yes. Evidence: 
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Elodious posted:Here's another 40k fun-venture: the time I met the Golden Dragon. Uh huh. Totally happened.
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Captain Monkey posted:Uh huh. Totally happened. Or, who cares whether it happened or not because it's a pointless story by a guy who is trying to make himself not seem like the nerd he is Who didn't make any friends
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Sep 22, 2017 22:38
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RagnarokAngel posted:
That 6 year old has really good penmanship and spelling.
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and really big hands if they're able to scribe such big letters
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RagnarokAngel posted:
To be fair that does seem like an informed opinion that someone that is 6 years old would have.
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that is an adult writing on behalf of a child the child is not actually an anti-vaxxer, but is just a normal kid who is terrified of shots, you know, because they pinch, and not because they give you autism
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sweeperbravo posted:that is an adult writing on behalf of a child Ehh.... I'd suspect there's a different fear of shots in the mix put there by the parent
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RagnarokAngel posted:
And when she got home from school I put the sign right next to this pair of scissors which I did not use to cut the string
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Wish there was a way that all these anti-vaccination fucks transferred all the antibodies they have (cause their loving parents got them their shots) to their innocent kids so the kids can live and the anti-vaccionation people can get like, typhoid or measles or some poo poo. Or is it just a convoluted and misguided ploy to kill off their kids cause the parents are terrible people?
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Can AXE body spray make nipples come off or not? I want it to be true. The adverts only suggest it makes underwear come off.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Can AXE body spray make nipples come off or not? I want it to be true. I've seen people do some seriously nasty skin damage by holding the spray on the same spot, so that's the part of the story that I actually believe.
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It is compressed so it comes out very cold. It's not hard to figure out what is going on.
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El Padrino posted:Or is it just a convoluted and misguided ploy to kill off their kids cause the parents are terrible people? Kill the children you didn't really want off AND possibly get a fat lawsuit settlement from the doctors you wouldn't allow to vaccinate your kids. Win/win if you're a spectacularly awful human being.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:I've seen people do some seriously nasty skin damage by holding the spray on the same spot, so that's the part of the story that I actually believe. So I am going to read this as a "Yes, definitely" and progress from there.
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El Padrino posted:Wish there was a way that all these anti-vaccination fucks transferred all the antibodies they have (cause their loving parents got them their shots) to their innocent kids so the kids can live and the anti-vaccionation people can get like, typhoid or measles or some poo poo. Or is it just a convoluted and misguided ploy to kill off their kids cause the parents are terrible people? Crisper. But they would be scared of that too.
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The most annoying thing for me is that these stories are all spectacularly boringly told, and they have the benefit of having ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD to write it. Even the most mundane and stupid lie can work if told well, there is an entire panel show where celebrities try to get each other to buy their bullshit called Would I Lie to You and they are masterful liars or really good at making a true statement sound ridiculous just by making up strange names for the people involved, and they only know what lie they are telling when the read the card. The idea of the show is that one person tells a story, either a true story that they've provided or a ludicrous lie made up by the writing staff, and the other team has to guess whether they are telling the truth through thorough cross examination. It's basically Phoenix Wright - the Game Show. Highlights are Claudia Winkleman's Spectacular Quadruple Bluff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diUGlkUnIlI Another Claudia moment because she's drat good at the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9rMjhOqTg Bob Mortimer's talent for ludicrous names, whether lying or not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9--3m0eDpY There is also an ever widening class divide joke about the team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell, because Lee is incredibly Northern in attitude while more and more poo poo keeps coming up about David that's all true, that just fits the image of him being a Posh Upper-Middle Class Twit stereotype, resulting in this amazing outburst when the joke goes far enough that David can't take any more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZpDYNUWMk BioEnchanted has a new favorite as of 07:12 on Sep 24, 2017 |
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How could you do such a long post on WILTY without linking the best moment of the entire show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkpyd2lr4dI
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tyblazitar posted:How could you do such a long post on WILTY without linking the best moment of the entire show? I was about to chew out bioenchanted for not posting this one. It put me in tears the first time I saw it.
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That one's good but I missed it because it's not a personal favourite.
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I thought the carrot-in-a-box game was from Would I Lie to You but I guess it was on 8 out of 10 cats. Still worth a watch. https://youtu.be/3KszJHdraSY
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Not wanting to continue the derail, but Bob Mortimer's really really good at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuuiVzS6Js
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Claudia Winkleman is  always.Even the "Bluff the Listener" games on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me here in  are better stdh.
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Seems to me that, based on these clips, the ridiculous sounding stories are always true and the simple stories where the guest is very quick on the draw are always lies.
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Glad to hear that at Disney Land, a place with no safety issues, the ride operator, whose job it is to decide who can safely go on a ride, can be overruled by any employee in a costume. Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Sep 26, 2017 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Glad to hear that at Disney World, a place with no safety issues, the ride operator, whose job it is to decide who can safely go on a ride, can be overruled by any employee in a costume. And that the Dumbo elephants (attached to massive hydraulic arms) can be easily removed with a screwdriver! This actually led me to a blog post detailing the construction of the ride and the problems it faced. I never thought "milking the elephants" would be a Disney thing, but....
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