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girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
Watching the episode of DS9 where Quark tells Moogie that the Grand Nagus is going senile and she responds by asking if Quark tried stroking him off

Sometimes it you have to do it 3 or 4 times before it works

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


Voyager 2 parter where they're employees in a power station isn't too bad. It's not great but not offensive. I don't think there's any real reason for it though. The story isn't grand, there's no big moral or anything. Just a mediocre episode that couldn't be contained in 1 episode. Probably shouldn't have been made.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I think that ep was designed to make us think Tom didn't go for grouchy belanna just because she was the last single woman on the ship.

It didn't work.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
The premise of that episode was incredibly weird. I guess it's nice to not have a hamfisted modern day allegory for a change though?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



that episode would have been cool on something other than voyager. it's fitting that it took a good deal of work for me to get through it.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


counterfeitsaint posted:

The premise of that episode was incredibly weird. I guess it's nice to not have a hamfisted modern day allegory for a change though?

This is what trek is about though. :colbert:

Also Seven is hitting on Holo Chakotay and he's down. So on reply to they Geordi post, I'd just like to say if you make a holo character and show any interest in sleeping with it, the computer is fully down with making it happen. Geordi would have flirted with the real Brahms too. Only the computer knows what the holodecks are for, and will happily provide.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Seven and holo Chakotay defeated by a cork.
Chakotay chops carrots by sawing at them.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

What's the best episode of Star Trek to have sex to.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


JebanyPedal posted:

What's the best episode of Star Trek to have sex to.

Are you or your partner a large salamander?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


This one.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

shadow puppet of a posted:

Are you or your partner a large salamander?

What if I said yes.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


shadow puppet of a posted:

Are you or your partner a large salamander?

Not yet. But once we hit warp 10, anything could happen.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

VectorSigma posted:

that episode would have been cool on something other than voyager. it's fitting that it took a good deal of work for me to get through it.

It was. In SG-1 :v:.


The General posted:

Voyager 2 parter where they're employees in a power station isn't too bad. It's not great but not offensive. I don't think there's any real reason for it though. The story isn't grand, there's no big moral or anything. Just a mediocre episode that couldn't be contained in 1 episode. Probably shouldn't have been made.

It's also the second time they used that premise. For a two-parter, no less. It's basically The Killing Game, only without Nazi Hirogen. Even with a pregnant B'elanna.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


They'e different enough I didn't even notice. Though things happen in the hirogen one.

Also seven just had the walk of holo shame right to real Chakotay. It should be a star fleet regulation. No sleeping with or killing holo colleagues.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


JebanyPedal posted:

What if I said yes.

I'd still probably go with Encounter At Farpoint. If you can time it so you come when the drug addled terror troop fires off his hyper machine gun that would be pretty cool.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

shadow puppet of a posted:

I'd still probably go with Encounter At Farpoint. If you can time it so you come when the drug addled terror troop fires off his hyper machine gun that would be pretty cool.

Added to watch list.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The General posted:

They'e different enough I didn't even notice. Though things happen in the hirogen one.

Also seven just had the walk of holo shame right to real Chakotay. It should be a star fleet regulation. No sleeping with or killing holo colleagues.

Go take a look at Night and The Void as well.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


The General posted:

This is what trek is about though. :colbert:

Also Seven is hitting on Holo Chakotay and he's down. So on reply to they Geordi post, I'd just like to say if you make a holo character and show any interest in sleeping with it, the computer is fully down with making it happen. Geordi would have flirted with the real Brahms too. Only the computer knows what the holodecks are for, and will happily provide.

Well that's how they should have taken care of Moriarty

revolther
May 27, 2008

The General posted:

It should be a star fleet regulation. No sleeping with or killing holo colleagues.
I think one of the Barclay episodes mentions something like certain actions on the holodeck prompting a message to the ship counselor when Troi talks to him about being a loser.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

like you clowns wouldn't immediately run to the holo deck to make all your kinks come true

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

That place would be covered in semen constantly

They'd need to hire a cum janitor for that room exclusively

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Fartbox posted:

That place would be covered in semen constantly

They'd need to hire a cum janitor for that room exclusively

Viscera Cleanup Detail - Holodeck DLC

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Yeah you could just have a holo janitor clean it.

Or a robot. A sexocomp

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Beam it into space

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
That's pure protein, it's getting recycled into the food vats for the replicators. Tea, Earl Grey, HOT.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The whole thing probably just automatically hoses itself down

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Fartbox posted:

That place would be covered in semen constantly

They'd need to hire a cum janitor for that room exclusively

Obligatory:
https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Klingon cum is impervious to all but fire. There is no way you could hose it off.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Fartbox posted:

That place would be covered in semen constantly

They'd need to hire a cum janitor for that room exclusively

That was Rom's actual job

Quark didn't pay extra for the self cleaning holosuites

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Fartbox posted:

like you clowns wouldn't immediately run to the holo deck to make all your kinks come true

Oh I would. But I'm sure I could jack it to that hot alien race we met last week, or browse the historical porn documents and holobang some of the best pornstars earth has ever had to offer. Maybe bring up the Duras Sisters. Just not my Captain or any of the other howevermany hundred people I may have to work with every goddamn day.

naem
May 29, 2011

The General posted:

Oh I would. But I'm sure I could jack it to that hot alien race we met last week, or browse the historical porn documents and holobang some of the best pornstars earth has ever had to offer. Maybe bring up the Duras Sisters. Just not my Captain or any of the other howevermany hundred people I may have to work with every goddamn day.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Ensign, hold all my calls.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There is no Voyager two parter that is worse than Insurrection or Nemesis.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

There is no Voyager two parter that is worse than Insurrection or Nemesis.

I liked Insurrection better than Flesh and Blood.

Edit: That was a huge mistake. I havent even seen Nemesis. i will soon though. I am running out of Voyager, which means I am running out of Trek I haven't seen.

The General fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Sep 23, 2017

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Me doing my best Picard ready room impression: "cum"

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Tasha's sister is hot, and I'm not just talking about her camel toe :swoon:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

brylcreem posted:

Tasha's sister is hot, and I'm not just talking about her camel toe :swoon:

i am, that's an ace camel toe

The General
Mar 4, 2007


brylcreem posted:

Tasha's sister is hot, and I'm not just talking about her camel toe :swoon:

I like the Android 18 hair.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


They got to Nana! She's clearly being held against her will.

https://twitter.com/NanaVisitor/status/910498480459702277

Someone help me assemble a crack rescue team of 7 comical Ferengi. And Iggy Pop.

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brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i am, that's an ace camel toe

It really is. The costume designerGene Roddenberry must have been a perv.

The General posted:

I like the Android 18 hair.

Haha, very 80s I thought.

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