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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

Just don't buy them.

Wait, you don't decorate your house with bowls of avacaodes that you'll never eat for social standing with anyone that visits your house?

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von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Rich chili for an autumn evening

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
So where the gently caress is this placentaloaf?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Big Centipede posted:

So where the gently caress is this placentaloaf?

Once elise gets over literally just having had a kid, I'm sure she will get right on it.

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Sep 23, 2017

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is that the kind of thing you can just freeze or should you vaccum pack it?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Plinkey posted:

Is that the kind of thing you can just freeze or should you vaccum pack it?

Dehydrate & smoke for some delish placenta jerky.

Edit: Please don't.

TotalLossBrain has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Sep 23, 2017

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

That's a sous vide project if i've ever heard of one.*













*i know literally nothing about sous vide

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Plinkey posted:

Is that the kind of thing you can just freeze or should you vaccum pack it?

McCartney froze hers for the infamous plasagna.

Daniel Hillard
May 22, 2012

a kitten posted:

*i know literally nothing about sous vide

Well, you're correct anyway! It is a meat and so sous vide is perfect for it. Now you can be sure that your placenta comes out as juicy as possible.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Daniel Hillard posted:

Well, you're correct anyway! It is a meat and so sous vide is perfect for it. Now you can be sure that your placenta comes out as juicy as possible.

Dude, you can't just comment on how juicy someone's placenta is. gosh

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The placenta is good, I'll grant them that, but I hope they're not expecting a tip; the cervix is terrible.

Bitey Bunny
May 26, 2009

c h o m p

von Braun posted:

Rich chili for an autumn evening



something something still better than most goon chili recipes yada yada

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Brawnfire posted:

The placenta is good, I'll grant them that, but I hope they're not expecting a tip; the cervix is terrible.

:colbert:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Dude, you can't just comment on how juicy someone's placenta is. gosh

That's a harassment suit waiting to happen. Reporting the original post.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Brawnfire posted:

The placenta is good, I'll grant them that, but I hope they're not expecting a tip; the cervix is terrible.

:eyepoop:

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
It's in the freezer now. Rough first week with the bab, and now I have family visiting, so my menu is limited to "sister cooked it while drunk" and "burrito I froze two weeks ago."

Incidentally if anybody has inspirational breast milk AFP to post, I'm queasily interested.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is that someone did a breast milk panna cotta for an ICSA once :shrug:

The only weird part was that it wasn't that goon's/that goon's wife's breast milk.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is that someone did a breast milk panna cotta for an ICSA once :shrug:

The only weird part was that it wasn't that goon's/that goon's wife's breast milk.

Who... Whose was it..?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

elise the great posted:

It's in the freezer now. Rough first week with the bab, and now I have family visiting, so my menu is limited to "sister cooked it while drunk" and "burrito I froze two weeks ago."

Incidentally if anybody has inspirational breast milk AFP to post, I'm queasily interested.

http://time.com/106571/male-breastfeeding-google/

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

in a related story

http://www.businessinsider.com/miki-agrawal-burning-man-breast-milk-taboo-2017-9

tech startup owner who got her money from mommy and daddy is obsessed with being "taboo". she has had multiple sexual harassment suits filed against her and/or her companies

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

von Braun posted:

Rich chili for an autumn evening



This is why you NEVER order the chili at IKEA

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

The placenta is good, I'll grant them that, but I hope they're not expecting a tip; the cervix is terrible.

Cervix ceviche?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Lutha Mahtin posted:

in a related story

http://www.businessinsider.com/miki-agrawal-burning-man-breast-milk-taboo-2017-9

tech startup owner who got her money from mommy and daddy is obsessed with being "taboo". she has had multiple sexual harassment suits filed against her and/or her companies

I have read other stuff about her. She's a freaking nutball!

(See, I brought it back to food!)

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010

These are some kind of markhov bot procedurally generated recipes that people made... right?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Plinkey posted:

Wait, you don't decorate your house with bowls of avacaodes that you'll never eat for social standing with anyone that visits your house?

Somehow we got back to the "renting a pineapple" thing of the 18th century?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Plinkey posted:

Is that the kind of thing you can just freeze or should you vaccum pack it?

Just pop it back inside to keep fresh

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Schubalts posted:

At least the crazy Brazilian pizza guy puts effort into it, goddamn.

If anyone can be considered adorable while committing an atrocity it's that dude cause he's just so loving proud of what he's doing even if he should probably be hung for it

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I have an idea for a stupid YouTube series where you try to make one of those rapid cut meals in real time, but howtobasic is already a thing.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

This has nothing on some of the terrible ideas in this thread. If someone wants a peanut butter, banana and granola wrap for breakfast I'm not gonna shame them.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Looks like a healthy tasty breakfast to me.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Prism posted:

This has nothing on some of the terrible ideas in this thread. If someone wants a peanut butter, banana and granola wrap for breakfast I'm not gonna shame them.

Ceciltron posted:

Looks like a healthy tasty breakfast to me.

Yeah, it needs some avocado, some hummus and a light sprinkle of Fruity Pebbles before it's perfect.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
do it w/o the wrap, putting it on a stick instead and i'm sold

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

von Braun posted:

Rich chili for an autumn evening


Missing the pre-dinner mayo.





man I hope someone gets that one

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
It's good for you!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
BLANDfars, indeed.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Isn't that "chili sauce" essentially just ketchup too?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

BLANDfars, indeed.
:eyepop:

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


fizzymercy posted:

It's good for you!

Now say it in Swenglish

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

That looks amazing. Also I'd argue it's a sandwich.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Missing Name posted:

Now say it in Swenglish

shnoogan flerb blerb?

e: I am sorry, Swedish people, that was very rude. I really love Pippi Longstocking and actually watched Welcome to Sweden. Please don't beat me up with your healthcare-strengthened fists.

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