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Pinterest perpetuates diet fads that SAHMs obsess over, like paleo, keto, random cleanses. The random blogs Pinterest links to also makes people think that they should have their own blogs, which leaves me with old college friends who link their own blog's recipes for pre-cooked shrimp cocktails and "did you know you can make this dish with quinoa instead of rice? MIND BLOWN" poo poo
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Instead of shrimp over rice, make some risotto instead! Add cheese on top for an extra kick!
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Sep 22, 2017 21:03
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Everyone likes Chinese Food but no one likes the guilt that comes with it. My take on pork fried rice ditches the rice and replaces it with cauliflower, and we are going to save ourselves a lot of empty calories by baking instead of frying! *tastes like poo poo*
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Sep 22, 2017 21:13
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Do urself a favor and get the America's Test Kitchen Complete Series Cookbook imo
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Sep 22, 2017 21:16
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My guilt-free pizza isn't like those expensive store-bought pizzas. I use only organic ingredients, with herbs picked fresh from my garden. By replacing the dough with a layer of ground cauliflower, and the sauce and cheese with hummus and EVOO, you will have a vegan dish that will surely put the pizza back in pizzazz!
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Sep 22, 2017 21:17
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Maybe your husband will actually love you when you impress him with your Game Day wings alternative: cauliflower drowned with Frank's Red Hot sauce
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Sep 22, 2017 21:21
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T.S. Smelliot posted:* 1/8th teaspoon cumin
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Sep 22, 2017 21:23
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What are the best recipes for Cooking With Cum?
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:What are the best recipes for Cooking With Cum? https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 E: quote:Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. AWarmBody fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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Sep 22, 2017 21:30
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Verisimilidude posted:Everyone likes Chinese Food but no one likes the guilt that comes with it. My take on pork fried rice ditches the rice and replaces it with cauliflower, and we are going to save ourselves a lot of empty calories by baking instead of frying! Soy sauce is very high in sodium, so try water instead!
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Sep 22, 2017 21:34
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Verisimilidude posted:Everyone likes Chinese Food but no one likes the guilt that comes with it. My take on pork fried rice ditches the rice and replaces it with cauliflower, and we are going to save ourselves a lot of empty calories by baking instead of frying! *one of those sped up cooking videos where you can see my fat hands and stubby fingers preparing 'healthy' low carb dishes*
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Sep 22, 2017 21:43
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I made this recipe and thought it was only ok. I couldn't find star anise in my local supermarket, and I lowered the salt content by roughly half. Also I replaced the whole milk with skim, and I'm not the biggest fan of cumin so I used a little bit of Mrs. Dash instead. I thought this recipe was very bland, had no flavor at all, but some Frank's Red Hot made it edible. 2/5 Stars.
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Sep 22, 2017 21:49
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Ladies, we all know being a stay-at-home mom is hard, and for parents with children (and, sometimes, husbands!!) who are picky eaters, it's even harder. Some parents give their kids money to buy lunch at school, but we all know they're going to choose the less nutritious options like pizza and chicken nuggets, but who can blame them when the healthy options are so bland and unappetizing? So, do yourselves a favor, and follow these 5 quick and easy recipes on making a vibrant, colorful, nutrient-packed, and (quite frankly) delicious meal that won't leave your kids running for the vending machine!
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Sep 22, 2017 22:03
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Cauliflower is really good. I can't fathom why people insist on loving up by trying to make it a substitute for starch.
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Sep 22, 2017 22:09
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Verisimilidude posted:a vibrant, colorful, nutrient-packed, and (quite frankly) delicious meal that won't leave your kids running for the vending machine!
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Sep 22, 2017 22:12
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I'm going vegan for health reasons. Let me fill my Pinterest board with recipes for vegan brownies, vegan mac and cheese, and vegan pizza, all of which have ten times the calories of the originals, contain no vegetables, and cost three times as much.
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Sep 22, 2017 22:14
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SEX BURRITO posted:I'm going vegan for health reasons. Let me fill my Pinterest board with recipes for vegan brownies, vegan mac and cheese, and vegan pizza, all of which have ten times the calories of the originals, contain no vegetables, and cost three times as much.
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Sep 22, 2017 22:15
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easy fast breakfast!!!! *oatmeal in a jar* Easy fast LuNCh! *salad in a jar*
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Sep 22, 2017 22:15
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This one is called every recipe on Pinterest is literal dog poo poo. Take 1/4lb of hamburger take it into a patty. Put the patty on the grill until well done. Feed to your dog, if you don't have a dog go get a dog. Wait 8-12 hours. Take the dog for a walk when the dog goes poo pick it up with a clean plastic bag. When you get home spread the dog poo poo between to hamburger buns and enjoy!
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Sep 23, 2017 11:16
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[quote="“pixaal”" post="“476678235”"] This one is called every recipe on Pinterest is literal dog poo poo. Take 1/4lb of hamburger take it into a patty. Put the patty on the grill until well done. Feed to your dog, if you don’t have a dog go get a dog. Wait 8-12 hours. Take the dog for a walk when the dog goes poo pick it up with a clean plastic bag. When you get home spread the dog poo poo between to hamburger buns and enjoy! [/quote] this would've been funny if it wasn't legitimately what they do with coffee beans, except it's cats not dogs
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Sep 23, 2017 12:31
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figured out a genius fix for OP's problem. all you have to do is not go on pinterest.
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Sep 23, 2017 12:37
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Tricky D posted:Cauliflower is really good. lmbo best fakepost in thread
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Sep 23, 2017 14:49
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Pookum posted:figured out a genius fix for OP's problem. all you have to do is not go on pinterest. Pinterest is like cancer tho. It's spread to every recipe search. I actively avoid it because I really don't want to sign up for your god damned free newsletter.
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Sep 23, 2017 15:38
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FREE PRINTABLE!!!! Pintetest is a cancer that ruined two of my favorite things (calligraphy is the other one, just try to find anything related to calligraphy on Google image search that doesn't look like a fifth grader wrote it) also I'm trying to plan a wedding right now and if I see one more burlap wrapped mason jar or toddler holding a sign that says "Last Chance to Run" I'm going to kill somebody
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Sep 23, 2017 15:49
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Flavortown!
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Sep 23, 2017 16:08
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white MILFs need a social network too OP
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Sep 23, 2017 17:32
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They need recipes to enjoy with their children Laikkynn and Taylee at their finely crafted, Pinterest-inspired pallet table.
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Sep 23, 2017 17:45
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Replacing mashed potatoes with mashed cauliflower is Pol Pot levels of evil
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Sep 23, 2017 18:13
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That's true, but oven roasted florettes are great. Obviously if you grew up eating it over boiled or frozen you're not going to be a fan
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Sep 23, 2017 18:17
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yeah you're not going to enjoy cauliflower as an adult if you were forced to have it as a child. in that regard it is much like sodomy
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:yeah you're not going to enjoy cauliflower as an adult if you were forced to have it as a child. in that regard it is much like sodomy It's also really good and good for you much like sodomy
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Sep 23, 2017 19:38
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Pinterest sucks for women's lovely pumpkin spice mufffin poo poo, but it's pretty cool for men. Stuff like how to make your own black powder shotgun out of plumbing pipes (with the recipe for black powder included), or how to sink in a nice rear naked choke are pretty entertaining. Bet you anything they have meth recipes too. But I aint looking.
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I enjoy cauliflower but does anyone honestly prefer mashed cauliflower to mashed potatoes? I guess the reverse is true- if you never had decently prepared potatoes growing up you'd be looking for an alternative.
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Sep 23, 2017 20:43
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Maya Fey posted:Congratulations to Pinterest for destroying google image search with their piece of poo poo website
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Sep 23, 2017 20:44
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Just filter them out
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Sep 23, 2017 20:52
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I enjoy cauliflower but does anyone honestly prefer mashed cauliflower to mashed potatoes? I guess the reverse is true- if you never had decently prepared potatoes growing up you'd be looking for an alternative. I usually have cauliflower around cause I enjoy it in general, never tried full on mashed cauliflower but after hearing people did eat it I often replace like one potato with some when making mashed potatoes and I find its p good.
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girl pants posted:FREE PRINTABLE!!!! My wedding theme is rustic sparkle. I'm going to literally empty my recycle bin and cover everything in glitter and burlap. 
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ArbitraryC posted:I usually have cauliflower around cause I enjoy it in general, never tried full on mashed cauliflower but after hearing people did eat it I often replace like one potato with some when making mashed potatoes and I find its p good. My mother in law does this and I don't really notice but then again I'm also eating some great BBQ with it so I'm less concerned.
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Sep 23, 2017 21:57
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Lol @ a healthy alternative to mashed potatoes. If your mashed potatoes doesn't have a stick of butter, half a block of cream cheese, and a cup of half and half, you're a piece of poo poo
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