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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Bob NewSCART posted:

Is him linking a picture that just describes how Donald trump hosed up supposed to prove Donald trump could manage the NFL or...? Because I'm pretty sure having your own league ended for a settlement of 3 dollars and then losing another 160 million on top of that is the best deal making I've ever seen

pft commenter is a hot takes machine and shouldn't be read seriously

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:05

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Bob NewSCART posted:

Is him linking a picture that just describes how Donald trump hosed up supposed to prove Donald trump could manage the NFL or...? Because I'm pretty sure having your own league ended for a settlement of 3 dollars and then losing another 160 million on top of that is the best deal making I've ever seen

PFTCommenter is satire

poe's law, lol

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:05

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

Bob NewSCART posted:

Lmfao

So, they created a fully funded and incorporated company called National Refund Clearinghouse, which allowed them to open a checking account. Then they drafted a letter explaining that the check was a refund for a small overcharge that had occurred in 1988�what the celebrities had been overcharged for was never mentioned. They sent the checks out (initially for $1.11) to 58 well-known people like Cher, Henry Kissinger, and, of course, Donald Trump. Of the 58, 26 cashed the checks�Donald included.

The magazine drafted a followup letter and checks for $0.64 to those 26 people to see who would take more free money. Thirteen�including Donald Trump�deposited the checks worth two quarters, a dime, and four pennies into their banks.

Then they went for one last score: in honor of those 13 people, 13 more checks for $0.13. Two people cashed them: a Saudi arms dealer named Adnan Khashoggi, and Donald Trump.

I don't get why this is a big deal

Surely the checks went to a secretary or something whose job it was, among other things, to just cash every check

Do you guys really think Trump himself receives and deposits his own checks? I really doubt it

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:06

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

haljordan posted:

Trump absolutely cashed that $3 check

Nah, if you watch the documentary Who killed the USFL? (spoiler: It was Turmp) some ex-USFL exec still has the check.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:06

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

The logic that kneeling isn't acceptable is idiotic. Why? Well, what happens when a knight pledges allegiance to a king? They loving kneel.

haljordan posted:

If Donald Trump is the catalyst for every NFL superstar kneeling during the anthem this Sunday I will stroke out from all the lols

I hope this is what happens.

Perhaps Trump would prefer everyone to curtsy the flag?

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:07

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:11

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

haljordan posted:

If Donald Trump is the catalyst for every NFL superstar kneeling during the anthem this Sunday I will stroke out from all the lols

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:11

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Bob NewSCART posted:

The irony dimension has finally gotten the best of me

henkman posted:

It's a joke dude, cmon

Bob NewSCART fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Sep 23, 2017

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:12

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

Bob NewSCART posted:

Is him linking a picture that just describes how Donald trump hosed up supposed to prove Donald trump could manage the NFL or...? Because I'm pretty sure having your own league ended for a settlement of 3 dollars and then losing another 160 million on top of that is the best deal making I've ever seen

It's a joke dude, cmon

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:13

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Bob NewSCART posted:

The irony dimension has finally gotten the best of me

There was a best of you?

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:13

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bob NewSCART posted:

The irony dimension has finally gotten the best of me

The best is yet to come friend

We have so many wonderful things to show you

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:14

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Alan Smithee posted:

Hedy lolmarr

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:14

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

PFTCommenter owns

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:14

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

https://twitter.com/stacylstiles/status/908432913531850752

Gold

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:15

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

nooneofconsequence posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:15

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

nooneofconsequence posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:16

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

"I'm shocked given the IQ you hold," gives me serious, "sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" vibe

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:17

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Couldn't they have Giffed a Stephen curry dunk at least

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:17

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Alan Smithee posted:

Couldn't they have Giffed a Stephen curry dunk at least

Steph curry don't drive like that.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:18

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr.Tophat posted:

"I'm shocked given the IQ you hold," gives me serious, "sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" vibe

Rmeeber when Donnie DARKo director made a movie called southland tales and it was even less plausible than our loving reality lol

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:18

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Also dotard is a funny word because you can pronounce it "dough-tard" and Donald trump, coincidentally, is a doughy retard

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:19

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Tip posted:

I made a Trump version of the Hillary New Yorker cover.

The open, tweeting mouth on the Dontard really seals the deal for me on this one.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:21

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Alan Smithee posted:

Rmeeber when Donnie DARKo director made a movie called southland tales and it was even less plausible than our loving reality lol

All around me are irradiated faces,
Glowing places, glowing faces

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:23

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Bob NewSCART posted:

Also dotard is a funny word because you can pronounce it "dough-tard" and Donald trump, coincidentally, is a doughy retard

NPR has been pronouncing it more like dough-turd which also works.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:26

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://youtu.be/qTsaS1Tm-Ic

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:31

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Mr.Tophat posted:

All around me are irradiated faces,
Glowing places, glowing faces

Donnie: "Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that orange fatsuit?"

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:31

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

i fuckin LOVE domald trump.

but he was wrong, i will NEVER get tired of this kind of winning. we're winning so hard.

look at this piece of poo poo attacking the GAT drat NFL AND NBA HOLY gently caress you might as well call Jesus a pussy human being, pro sports are like a religion here.

"Crooked Jesus won't kneel to the American flag? You're FIRED, Crooked Jesus, I prefer messiahs who don't get crucified."

:hmbol:

is there any worse institution to start a feud with than america's beloved pro sports? KEEP GOIN DON

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:34

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Eli Wiggum posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport...er%3D771%23pti6

steph curry SUCKS and is a hack choking lil bitch boi gently caress the warriors

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:37

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Obsidianheart posted:

Donnie: "Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that orange fatsuit?"

More like

Donnie: "Stupid rabbit suit, bad, why not man?"
Frank: "Pardon?"
Donnie: "Sad!"

Also nice

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:40

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

sugar free jazz posted:

steph curry SUCKS and is a hack choking lil bitch boi gently caress the warriors

Lol at a goon trying to criticize one of the best NBA players on the planet . These arent trump lols but Ill take em

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:40

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

sugar free jazz posted:

steph curry SUCKS and is a hack choking lil bitch boi gently caress the warriors

No gently caress you actually

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:48

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

sugar free jazz posted:

steph curry SUCKS and is a hack choking lil bitch boi gently caress the warriors

durrrrrrrr

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:50

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/911677598501089281

Donald Trump just got dunked on by the entire Warriors lol

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:50

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Chief McHeath posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/911677598501089281

Donald Trump just got dunked on by the entire Warriors lol

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:57

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Goodbrains is gonna be really upset when he sees all the famous people being mean to him.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 20:58

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

No gently caress you actually

# ? Sep 23, 2017 21:02

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Your quaint game of Hoop Ball generates such uncouth players America.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 21:03

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

trump's gonna nuke oakland

# ? Sep 23, 2017 21:05

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

*destroys respect, credibility, and does immense damage to the systems in place of entire country*
You should be FIRED if you disrespect America!

# ? Sep 23, 2017 21:07

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Velvet Elvis: Jul 1, 2007

Eli Wiggum posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport...er%3D771%23pti6

God drat.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 21:09

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