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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Burkion posted:

Iron Fist should have been what Luke Cage sort of tried to be

Luke Cage was a kind of throwback to Blaxploitation movies, which is the entire origin of the character in the comics anyways

Iron Fist should have been a Kungfuxplotation series from moment one. Again, like the entire origin of the character in the comics.

Instead it's about some ultra rich white gently caress who has no perspective on the world and can't fight worth poo poo, but once in a while he can make his hand glow and hit things super hard.

The entire final fight of Iron Fist is a joke. I skipped to the last episode and missed nothing and got nothing in return. You'd think you'd save the biggest, most impressive and driven martial arts fight for the ending, but if that was it

Whoo boy

If only Lee van Cleef was still alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAZp_wbv0h4

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SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Paolomania posted:

You are projecting. Nothing in my observation of how these conflicts are present says that they are a bad thing that must be banned. Rather they are exactly the right thing for maximal masturbatory enjoyment (in the same way as the madonna/whore motif) by a cenrtain audience that is themselves steeped in these contradictions of Protestantism and Liberalism (as Snyder certainly is). To assert that simply by making these observations I am expressing opposition is to presume that there is something intrinsically wrong with either masturbation (not likely) or contradiction (an excusable mistake for a Marxist).

I did not write anything about banning. I wrote the opposite: that you cannot ban the film, leaving your only recourse mere complaint about morality/'taste'.

The trouble with your 'observation' is that your "cenrtain audience" of orthodox masturbators does not exist. It is a fictive other - a subject supposed to enjoy. When you observe something that doesn't actually exist, that's called fantasy.

Again, instead of an basic ideological critique of the film, you are concerned solely with the mysterious figure of Zack Snyder - imagining his deep inner feelings, imagining his erect penis, imagining that he is 'trolling you', etc. So even though the film is not liberal, is a straightforward satire of liberalism, you can imagine that Snyder is secretly a liberal 'deep inside', beneath his actions.

This is all very familiar. By the same operation, the Snyder-figure can be a secret fascist, a secret objectivist, a secret 'jock', secret 'goth', and so-on.

Superman let those people die because he secretly wanted to.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Iron Fist being a ridiculous, spoiled fuckup is easily the best thing in any of the Marvel Netflix shows. Like, if the other shows had good action I'd get the complaints, but at this point you should know what you're in for.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
The IF gif of his fight in an evidence room (or is just a file room?) where it loops almost perfectly into an endless lovely fight cracks me up.

I didn't watch the show, but in Defenders he got constantly made fun of by the others and I thought that was funny.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Kodiak posted:

Iron Fist being a ridiculous, spoiled fuckup is easily the best thing in any of the Marvel Netflix shows. Like, if the other shows had good action I'd get the complaints, but at this point you should know what you're in for.

The thing is, Daredevil DID have good fights.


And Defenders seems to go out of its way to show how much better Daredevil is at fighting than Iron Fist, the man literally raised to be a kung fu god

When your entire show is built around martial arts it might help if you had some

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MacheteZombie posted:

The IF gif of his fight in an evidence room (or is just a file room?) where it loops almost perfectly into an endless lovely fight cracks me up.

Do you have it?

The most disappointing part of doing an image search for "bad iron fist fight" is that "bad" didn't affect the results and just shows me spectacular panels and pages from good Iron Fist comics.

In the run-up to the show being released I went on an Iron Fist comic binge. Never ended up watching the show from hearing so much poo poo about it. So much wasted potential. Just that first story arc in the comics where he comes to New York and ends up working his way up through the trap- and enemy-filled floors of the skyscraper like a superhero take on Game of Death would have made for a fantastic episode.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

IF lacked the one thing both seasons of DD did have which was a big showpiece fight like the hallways fight from DD season 1 or the stairwell fight from season 2. The closest was the drunken master fight but that didn't have the epic feel of either of those.

Although neither of those in DD came at the end of the season either, and both of the final fights in both DD seasons were trash. The second season finale being bad enough to nearly tank the rest of the season with how sloppy and hastily thrown together it was.

Sir Kodiak posted:

Iron Fist being a ridiculous, spoiled fuckup is easily the best thing in any of the Marvel Netflix shows.

I do totally agree with this and was about to post something similar. His character is hilarious and a refreshing change from the stoic badass with a heart of gold that most of these other heroes are (more or less). In any case, the problem is not at all on Finn Jones' acting. He is playing the naive 12 year old with arrested development returning to modern civilization incredibly well. He is not a "likable protagonist" in the traditional sense but this doesn't translate to acting/writing gently caress ups.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Yeah, exactly, he's a spoiled rich kid in the fights as well. His magic fist is the martial arts equivalent of being born on third base and thinking he hit a triple.

Burkion posted:

The thing is, Daredevil DID have good fights.

Nah. It had fights that were technically proficient enough to not be entertainingly odd without ever rising to the level of actually good.

Sir Kodiak fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Sep 22, 2017

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Guy A. Person posted:

IF lacked the one thing both seasons of DD did have which was a big showpiece fight like the hallways fight from DD season 1 or the stairwell fight from season 2. The closest was the drunken master fight but that didn't have the epic feel of either of those.

Although neither of those in DD came at the end of the season either, and both of the final fights in both DD seasons were trash. The second season finale being bad enough to nearly tank the rest of the season with how sloppy and hastily thrown together it was.

Yeah, the hallway scene was clearly meant to go viral as soon as possible after the show dropped. And it worked.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Lobok posted:

Do you have it?

The most disappointing part of doing an image search for "bad iron fist fight" is that "bad" didn't affect the results and just shows me spectacular panels and pages from good Iron Fist comics.

In the run-up to the show being released I went on an Iron Fist comic binge. Never ended up watching the show from hearing so much poo poo about it. So much wasted potential. Just that first story arc in the comics where he comes to New York and ends up working his way up through the trap- and enemy-filled floors of the skyscraper like a superhero take on Game of Death would have made for a fantastic episode.

Not sure how to embed this
https://streamable.com/cmctg

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I think this is sort of relevant given all the recent Watchmen talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jFwhIjlR5g

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Watched the first ep of that show, pretty cheesy but gently caress if Van Cleef couldn't sell a badass master ninja. Just by voice and body movements (I mean it was obvious there was a stunt double swathed in the ninja clothing).

But he was good enough for me to almost believe that he was a loving ninja. That's good acting, and that's good enough to make that show worth watching. Too bad about Iron Fist tho.

e:

Lobok posted:

Do you have it?


I think googling 50 Iron Fist cuts in one fight might do the trick.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
Danny Rand personality traits:

1) Wears sneakers with his suit
2) Takes his shirt off a lot
3)

SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Sep 22, 2017

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Shageletic posted:

e:
I think googling 50 Iron Fist cuts in one fight might do the trick.

I also linked it a few posts up :ssh:

Van Cleef was a badass.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Shageletic posted:

Watched the first ep of that show, pretty cheesy but gently caress if Van Cleef couldn't sell a badass master ninja. Just by voice and body movements (I mean it was obvious there was a stunt double swathed in the ninja clothing).

But he was good enough for me to almost believe that he was a loving ninja. That's good acting, and that's good enough to make that show worth watching. Too bad about Iron Fist tho.


That show is FINALLY coming to DVD!



And they better not edit out this theme tune!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

MacheteZombie posted:

I also linked it a few posts up :ssh:

Van Cleef was a badass.

Yeah I was so beat I didn't even try to e;fb it. Nice job.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
what if dying just warped superman into permanent unshakable optimism to the point of insanity
dying is probably pretty traumatic

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."
Jesus was pretty down before he died, but seemed pretty chill after

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I hope Batman won't have to punch Superman to death while crying.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

Sir Kodiak posted:

Iron Fist being a ridiculous, spoiled fuckup is easily the best thing in any of the Marvel Netflix shows. Like, if the other shows had good action I'd get the complaints, but at this point you should know what you're in for.

The best thing about the show was the early episodes where it's not quite clear if he is really a Kun-Lun Kung Fu man or just a crazy homeless dude spouting nonsense.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Actually, they should get the Ninja the Mission Force guys to do season 2 of Iron Fist. They'd do it for cheap too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx2WsVbKdzU

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Haha, those changes to Justice League, if true, are terrible. Whedon is the god drat worst, holy poo poo. It just un-does everything BvS was setting up.

No wonder DC just wants to scrap all of it and just do one-off stories featuring new actors.

I'm also now convinced Affleck is out after JL.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
JL definitely seems like a case of waiting for the director's cut.

Funny that they made a big enough deal about bringing Whedon in to make it all happy and bright like Marvel movies and then whoops, he's a creepy philanderer who's lost all cache.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Crows Turn Off posted:

Haha, those changes to Justice League, if true, are terrible. Whedon is the god drat worst, holy poo poo. It just un-does everything BvS was setting up.

No wonder DC just wants to scrap all of it and just do one-off stories featuring new actors.

I'm also now convinced Affleck is out after JL.

All BvS was setting up was Superman dead, and there's something bad coming.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Yeah, Flash/Aquaman/Cyborg were all left specifically vague enough to not touch on whoever picked up the solo movies to have a bunch of leeway with the characters.

Although Luthor supposedly being vanished from the film when he's the only man on the planet who knows about Steppenwolf and the importance of the Mother Boxes and all that stuff is unfortunate since there's no greater excuse to have our first peek at Arkham than Batman deciding to pay Lex a visit and is a great way to quickly explain what the gently caress Steppenwolf is and why he's a threat.

Of course there's a lot of "hey this might all be bullshit" going around about that synopsis, too. So who the gently caress knows until opening night or at least critic screenings.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The Cameo posted:

Yeah, Flash/Aquaman/Cyborg were all left specifically vague enough to not touch on whoever picked up the solo movies to have a bunch of leeway with the characters.

Although Luthor supposedly being vanished from the film when he's the only man on the planet who knows about Steppenwolf and the importance of the Mother Boxes and all that stuff is unfortunate since there's no greater excuse to have our first peek at Arkham than Batman deciding to pay Lex a visit and is a great way to quickly explain what the gently caress Steppenwolf is and why he's a threat.

Of course there's a lot of "hey this might all be bullshit" going around about that synopsis, too. So who the gently caress knows until opening night or at least critic screenings.

Well, supposedly Cyborg is part mother box, so I'm sure it's easier to just have him "access" that info than having to shoot additional scenes at Arkham

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Yeah, but that's much more boring.

Although it does keep the cast list from swelling, I suppose. Saves a few hundred thousand dollars (that disappears into the ether of FX houses as one of them renders Cyborg accessing the box).

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is the mother box basically an infinity gem ?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The Cameo posted:

Yeah, but that's much more boring.

Although it does keep the cast list from swelling, I suppose. Saves a few hundred thousand dollars (that disappears into the ether of FX houses as one of them renders Cyborg accessing the box).

It would also cut down on runtime, set building, casting as you pointed out.


euphronius posted:

Is the mother box basically an infinity gem ?

It's a semi intelligent computer/transporter.


Basically, Siri, with no access to porn

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Davros1 posted:

It's a semi intelligent computer/transporter.

Basically, Siri, with no access to porn

Even the most advanced technology has its limitations. I guess this is why Darkseid kept Sleez around, up until that whole 'mind control Superman and Big Barda to make porn I can sell to raise an army to overthrow Darkseid' thing fell apart.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Why are all the boxes empty?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

[quote="“The Cameo”" post="“476679567”"]
Although Luthor supposedly being vanished from the film when he's the only man on the planet who knows about Steppenwolf and the importance of the Mother Boxes and all that stuff is unfortunate since there's no greater excuse to have our first peek at Arkham than Batman deciding to pay Lex a visit and is a great way to quickly explain what the gently caress Steppenwolf is and why he's a threat.
[/quote]In the beginning of the SDCC trailer for JL when they're talking about the death of Superman being mourned around the world, there's a brief audio clip of a German newscast. The person says something to the effect of "It was reported today that Lex Luthor has escaped from Arkham Asylum."

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Davros1 posted:



Basically, Siri, with no access to porn

Isn't that just Siri then

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
The motherboxes are literally :technobabble: brought to life.

In the comics, they are computers that figure out how to revive the dead, go back in time, make people immortal, tereaform planets, turn people into robots, turn robots into people, have access to information about time periods when no life existed, and basically "whatever the writer really needs it to do."

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

So infinity stones ok. That's what I thought .

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/RevistaEmpire/status/911678095891091456

Henry :allears:

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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euphronius posted:

So infinity stones ok. That's what I thought .

There's no notion of gathering them or increasing their power through having several of them. They don't really have any of the DNA of the One Ring in them like the infinity stones do.

They're both pseudo-technological magic plot devices though - and Justice League's mother boxes might be closer to the MCU's infinity stones given both that audiences will be much more familiar with that concept and also it's ripe for some deconstruction - what would it mean to be touched by the technology of the gods etc.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Well, I can see why they didn't want him to shave off that mustache. It's glorious!

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

My favourite part is that the guy just keeps stabbing the book in front of his chest. The book that the hero makes no effort to move at all.

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I have a trailer here with some dope rear end gunplay in it.

I must have blinked.

Serf posted:

This is absolutely true. There's not enough meat on them bones to go for 13 episodes. I think only Daredevil S1 justified every episode, and even then I think you could trim it down to 10.

Daredevil still had two or threee episodes that were almost entirely flashbacks.

Burkion posted:

The thing is, Daredevil DID have good fights.

Daredevil had good fights for a TV show. The most impressive fight (the long take, obviously) killed its own energy with its gimmick, as you watched the stuntmen lie down, recover and stand up again. This isn't unique to Daredevil. I always thought long, single take fight scenes were actually kind of overrated.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I rewatched Guardians 2 last night. I forgot how much Ego's planet resembled the Land of Oz. Nice allusion that suggests not everything is as it seems.

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