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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


indeed, charity is but a bourgeois lie, from those who steal in the morning and give back pennies in the evening. viva la revolution

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Even when you finally get the girlfriend she's not obligated to stay with you and can leave whenever without any reason. You'll be back to your entire effort of being a more functional person being meaningless (you see it's as if the casino came into your house and took back your big poker win) as you may never find a girlfriend ever again (and even if you do she can leave as well). Why invest in a poker strategy if the money can walk away through the front door whenever it feels like it. Basically nothing in life has a chance of ever happening.

Gambor
Oct 24, 2005

hyphz posted:

Ok, this is a good example.

If someone's routinely losing at poker, then you can look at their strategy and see if there's a problem. Sure. But you have to do that looking. You can't just immediately say they are the problem, without checking their strategy first. After all, it is possible that no-one at the table is playing "wrong" but in Poker someone must lose.

Also, since there is no guarantee they will start winning when their strategy is fixed, you should at least admit that there is a _chance_ that the most productive choice for them is to stop playing poker. Yes, playing a better strategy may improve their odds, but those improved odds could still leave them a couple hundred down. This doesn't mean they shouldn't try if they want to, but you can't just disregard it.

A) We do know their strategy. They post about it all the time. It consists of putting dog brains in ladies, legalizing rape and going as long as possible without showering as they can manage.

B) There is a guarantee they will start winning. There isn't a guarantee they will win a specific hand, or end up ahead on a specific night, but that isn't the same loving thing. Put another way, if they change their strategy and they still consistently lose, there is still a problem with them, more change is required. If they lose a hand, then they may have lost the hand while still giving themselves the best chance of winning, if they lose a thousand hands in a row, they are still doing something wrong.

C) If they want to stop playing, that's their choice, but let's be clear: The guys we're talking about here would be robbing the table at gunpoint in this analogy or staying at home crying about how they deserve to win at poker too, gently caress your blue-pill odds and strategies.

I could go into all kinds of things specific to the poker analogy which would have varying degrees of applicability to the actual topic at hand. Instead, I'll just say that in both cases you have some things that are in you control, and some things that aren't. As long as you aren't taking reasonable steps to improve the things you control, you have no business complaining about the things outside your control.

RobotDogPolice
Dec 1, 2016
I just hope none of these idiots goes all elliot rodgers on us. Can you imagine having to bury your kid because some sad fucko couldn't get laid? Or being the shooters parents, knowing you brought that garbage into the world? Ugh.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Obviously, this is a wise and learned person because maths.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Palpek posted:

Even when you finally get the girlfriend she's not obligated to stay with you and can leave whenever without any reason. You'll be back to your entire effort of being a more functional person being meaningless (you see it's as if the casino came into your house and took back your big poker win) as you may never find a girlfriend ever again (and even if you do she can leave as well). Why invest in a poker strategy if the money can walk away through the front door whenever it feels like it. Basically nothing in life has a chance of ever happening.

Blackpilpek

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Proteus syndrome + Acromegaly/Gigantism = Ideal facial features?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Literally A Person posted:



Obviously, this is a wise and learned person because maths.

R is on .93? Get your trash out of here.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


entirely worthless without a p value

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

entirely worthless without a p value

Incels' only p value consists of spraying it all over themselves to get those pheromones femoids can't resist.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Khazar-khum posted:

Incels' only p value consists of spraying it all over themselves to get those pheromones femoids can't resist.

I love that like a decade later people still think that joke thread was 100% serious.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Literally A Person posted:



Obviously, this is a wise and learned person because maths.

Man, that's a hell of a y axis label.

If I'm reading it right, all it's saying is there's almost no interaction effect on the "incel" traits(they aren't any of those things) versus fertility, whereas there is with physical attraction. Whoop Dee fuckin do.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Femoids spend all their time and money smearing colored paints on their faces thinking they understand fashion, then I walk in wearing this and they see true peacocking

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/328...addresstype=600

Dick Valentine
Nov 4, 2009

Literally A Person posted:



Obviously, this is a wise and learned person because maths.

Creating a whole new field of mathematics vs maybe I should just treat women like human beings?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
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actually if she's in Vermont, she is entitled to help from passerby's if someone's attacking her

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This is one of those things where you secretly hope that the artist rendered this image and immediately took their own life.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Also apparently the hulk is having issues getting laid

quote:

I am SEETHING with Anger. This Life is a JOKE
u/ItheIthe
I'M loving DONE. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I HAVE A GLIMMER OF HOPE THAT THINGS WIELL BE DIFFERENT. BUT THEYE NEVER ARE. EVERY WEEK IS THE SAME.

ROT DURING THE WEEK WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GETS LAID. ROT DURING THE WEEKEND WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS DRUNKEN SEX. ROT AND ROT AND ROT, BECAUSE I AM UNWANTED AND UNLOVED.

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE ACCEPTED AND LOVED. BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH TO loving ASK FOR. AND I'M PISSED. IT'S A LITERAL INJUSTICE. HOW COME I'M SURROUNDED BY DEGENERATES WHO TAKE THIS poo poo FOR GRANTED. WHY CAN'T I HAVE A TURN? BUT, NO. I AM FORCED TO ROT IN LONELINESS YET AGAIN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT WHILE EVERYONE WHORES THEMSELVES OUT. gently caress EVERYTHING.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

My Linux Rig posted:

Also apparently the hulk is having issues getting laid

"quote:
I am SEETHING with Anger. This Life is a JOKE
u/ItheIthe
I'M loving DONE. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I HAVE A GLIMMER OF HOPE THAT THINGS WIELL BE DIFFERENT. BUT THEYE NEVER ARE. EVERY WEEK IS THE SAME.

ROT DURING THE WEEK WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GETS LAID. ROT DURING THE WEEKEND WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS DRUNKEN SEX. ROT AND ROT AND ROT, BECAUSE I AM UNWANTED AND UNLOVED.

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE ACCEPTED AND LOVED. BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH TO loving ASK FOR. AND I'M PISSED. IT'S A LITERAL INJUSTICE. HOW COME I'M SURROUNDED BY DEGENERATES WHO TAKE THIS poo poo FOR GRANTED. WHY CAN'T I HAVE A TURN? BUT, NO. I AM FORCED TO ROT IN LONELINESS YET AGAIN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT WHILE EVERYONE WHORES THEMSELVES OUT. gently caress EVERYTHING."

do these people not understand that nothing is stopping them from going to the bar with everyone else

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

This is really disturbing, but lol at the guy whose best argument for having sex with him is "it'd be quick".

No offense to people with PE because this isn't meant as a dig at you, but rather that this guy's selling point is, "I know it will be terrible, but I wouldn't prolong the experience any more than necessary".

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Supercondescending posted:

do these people not understand that nothing is stopping them from going to the bar with everyone else

b-b-b-but what if i go and i'm not an immediate hit with everyone when i walk in the door??

better to just stay home

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Supercondescending posted:

do these people not understand that nothing is stopping them from going to the bar with everyone else

Listen, normie. You just don't know what it's like to be horribly disfigured.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


The next panels are her gunning him down and saying "You're entitled... to a bullet"

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Wow, baghead and bandanaface are terrible assholes.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
I may be an idealist, but I like to think even people with severe disfigurement can have a chance if they're cool guys with good personalities.

In high school bio class, we watched a documentary about people with genetic issues like dwarfism. I was surprised at the time to see that the little people portrayed in the video had active romantic lives and had no problem attracting women, including women who didn't have dwarfism themselves. I had thought theirs would be a tale of woe, but it was far from that.

Maybe dwarfism is an exception because it's a trait that some find endearing or even have as a fetish...? And the same probably can't be said for all genetic mutations. So maybe it's an unfair example.

But regardless, those guys were dealt a legit physical disadvantage which would cause them difficulties in everyday tasks and seemingly relegate them to a far narrower dating pool than a guy whose eye sockets were a slightly undesirable shape. Yet they were living life to the fullest and finding love.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
peter dinklage must make incels so furious lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sentient Data posted:

Femoids spend all their time and money smearing colored paints on their faces thinking they understand fashion, then I walk in wearing this and they see true peacocking

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/328...addresstype=600

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

peter dinklage must make incels so furious lol

Their out is always $$$.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sentient Data posted:

Femoids spend all their time and money smearing colored paints on their faces thinking they understand fashion, then I walk in wearing this and they see true peacocking

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/328...addresstype=600

Cool, I have a new secret santa gift for people I hate

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Palpek posted:


The advice to do something, anything to be more socially successful is still good because getting more chances is better than having no chance at all. Yes, stay fat, unwashed, poor, undriven, uneducated, depressed because there's a risk that doing something is not a 100% chance of getting results. Please ignore that working on yourself will better your life anyway unrelated to other people.


What makes you think any of these things apply to hyphz? Other than not having (presumably) a stamp of approval from a womyn and is therefore a Bad Person?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Shut the gently caress up Benny.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

Shut the gently caress up Benny.

But I've had relationships does that not make me Acceptable?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm surprised anyone has broken up with you, since they'd have to have a conversation like this one.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I broke up with them because I didn't want to waste their time anymore.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Benny Harvey posted:

I broke up with them because I didn't want to waste their time anymore.

:downsrim:

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Benny Harvey posted:

I broke up with them because I didn't want to waste their time anymore.

This is bullshit. It is an excuse I told myself because I didn't want to admit that I didn't like the person anymore and was not willing to work to make the relationship last. Own up to it, broseph. It's not worth it to lie.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

failing forward posted:

This is bullshit. It is an excuse I told myself because I didn't want to admit that I didn't like the person anymore and was not willing to work to make the relationship last. Own up to it, broseph. It's not worth it to lie.

The difference being that I didn't want to be with them in the first place.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Benny Harvey posted:

The difference being that I didn't want to be with them in the first place.

So don't act like you did them a favor by breaking up with them. That's for you, not for them. It's a way of perpetually being a victim of circumstances and other people rather than owning your choices and your life.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

failing forward posted:

So don't act like you did them a favor by breaking up with them. That's for you, not for them. It's a way of perpetually being a victim of circumstances and other people rather than owning your choices and your life.

I get what you're saying but then surely if I owned my life then I wouldn't be going out with them in the first place.

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