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pathetic little tramp posted:Hm you could probably get use out of 'floating' i.e. floating loans and also the procedure you have to do about once a year to file a horse's teeth down because if you don't their teeth will grow unevenly and they'll chew their own mouth off while trying to eat, see blood, freak out, and die. If you don't do this do their teeth just keep growing until they have giant walrus tusks 
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pathetic little tramp posted:Hm you could probably get use out of 'floating' i.e. floating loans and also the procedure you have to do about once a year to file a horse's teeth down because if you don't their teeth will grow unevenly and they'll chew their own mouth off while trying to eat, see blood, freak out, and die. How do they survive in the wild? 
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Sep 23, 2017 04:13
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Volmarias posted:How do they survive in the wild? Who the gently caress knows 
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Sep 23, 2017 04:23
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MisterOblivious posted:Who the gently caress knows  Nature, you're hosed up.
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Sep 23, 2017 04:28
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A lot of domestic horses' health issues arise from stress and/or boredom, and presumably feral horses, despite not having a farrier and a loving horse dentist, are also less likely to break their legs from kicking their stable apart for entertainment or chew their own mouths off or whatever the gently caress.
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Sep 23, 2017 04:31
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Modern domestic horses, especially show/race horses, are pretty much the equivalent of all our stupid dog breeds. Like if you look at purebred dog with whatever hosed inbreeding it has that makes it unable to breathe/breed/run/causes it to sneeze it's eyeballs out and wonder how they survive in the wild, the answer is that they don't - wild dogs don't look like any of those things, which only survive because we expend a great deal of effort into keeping them going. Just like you get pretty stable mutts, actual working horses tend to be less suicidal, and wild horses don't have nearly as many problems. Although they are also generally much smaller, have fairly drab coats, and less impressive performances.
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Sep 23, 2017 05:40
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So my mother was a doctor and she used to tell me that when she was in school one day she snuck in before class because her teacher would do his lectures by writing 5-6 words on the blackboard and just kinda lecture on each topic before going to the next one. Knowing this, she snuck in and wrote SMEGMA on the bottom of the list. So the teacher finishes the last topic, turns around and says, "And that brings us to... smegma!?"
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Sep 23, 2017 05:43
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Volmarias posted:How do they survive in the wild?
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Youth Decay posted:Welll true wild horses are almost extinct, there are few thousand Przewalski's horses in Mongolia but the closest relatives to domestic stock (tarpans) went extinct in the 1800s. Feral horses are lucky to make it to 10 years old whereas they regularly live into their 20s-30s under human care. The Chernobyl horses are doing just fine.
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il serpente cosmico posted:The Chernobyl horses are doing just fine. With futures (and manes) so bright they gotta where shades!
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cumshitter posted:So my mother was a doctor and she used to tell me that when she was in school one day she snuck in before class because her teacher would do his lectures by writing 5-6 words on the blackboard and just kinda lecture on each topic before going to the next one. Knowing this, she snuck in and wrote SMEGMA on the bottom of the list. And that professor's name was Albert Einstein.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm not comfortable answering a bunch of those questions, but I can tell you we talked about how the price per coin could bounce around a ton and he doesn't care even in the slightest. He's waaaaaay ahead already and this is such a big windfall for him that he cried a little in my office after the first transaction hit and we confirmed it. I'm really glad this is all working out. Please do what you can to ensure your client doesn't get reposted here in the future.
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il serpente cosmico posted:The Chernobyl horses are doing just fine. That's just because radiation gives you super powers.
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If I get bitten by a radioactive horse I wonder what powers I could get. Probably fragile legs and uncontrollable panic.
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Ashcans posted:If I get bitten by a radioactive horse I wonder what powers I could get. Probably fragile legs and uncontrollable panic. Poor old Ashcans, thought about the half-life of uranium and died
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Making 115k / year, still can’t (reasonably) afford an entry level luxury carquote:Seeing so many Audi, BMW, Mercedes, hell even Lambos over here in Montreal. I look at Canadian income statistics and according to those I’m part of the top 12%. I’ve always said I’d only use public transport until I’m reasonably able to afford a good quality car as I’ve always been passionate about them but am also very conscientious about my finances and retirement planning. But now, as a single 30 y/o man, I’m starting to think I’ll never be able to do so. I'm the $11,000 annual food budget for a single man e. He hasn't maxed his RRSP (401k for you yanks) e2: some guy:hey internet, please confirm my biases by telling me why gold is clearly a great investment internet: ok e3. You know this guy is gonna lose all his money to stupid MLM poo poo from his simple yet telling OP: quote:I wanna get rich, but I don't wanna sell drugs while doing so. Is there others ways to get rich without hurting people? Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Sep 24, 2017 |
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Guest2553 posted:e3. You know this guy is gonna lose all his money to stupid MLM poo poo from his simple yet telling OP: quote:[–]grimcanuck 0 points 21 hours ago
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Did you know that horses can grow mustaches? Gallery here: https://imgur.com/gallery/dE1hL
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Guest2553 posted:e3. You know this guy is gonna lose all his money to stupid MLM poo poo from his simple yet telling OP: His only other post is asking about what cryptocoin to buy
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theHUNGERian posted:Did you know that horses can grow mustaches?  That looks horrifying.
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He's back! Turbo tax screwed me over [WA] quote:I filled my taxes using turbotax. I deducted my house since I use it mostly for filming (I'm a YouTuber) and the software showed me a little green bar saying it was unlikely that I'd be audited. Choice comment from OP: quote:I tried to claim my divorce as a business expense since she was trying to take my business from me, common sense.
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spinst posted:Choice comment from OP: Please, I just gave blood and it's medically inadvisable for me to get this erect.
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Sep 24, 2017 20:25
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If I get any wetter I'll need IV fluids 'They lied because they said I had a small chance of getting audited and got audited'
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Sep 24, 2017 20:39
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I hope failing an audit means he'll be audited again down the road. Call me crazy but I have a nagging feeling that he won't learn from any of this.
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meat police posted:I hope failing an audit means he'll be audited again down the road. Call me crazy but I have a nagging feeling that he won't learn from any of this. It's okay, he shouldn't be audited because he didn't lie, he just didn't know about the law: quote:It's not a lie. I legitimately did not know about that law. How am I supposed to know about every tax law there is? I owned you there. owned
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Still calling it that he's not going to declare his patreon or kickstarter money and get audited on that too 
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ate all the Oreos posted:Still calling it that he's not going to declare his patreon or kickstarter money and get audited on that too Well how can they tax him on money that he's using to pay taxes?? Owned.
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Jan posted:It's okay, he shouldn't be audited because he didn't lie, he just didn't know about the law: When this was story was brought up a few pages ago, I posted a quote from Homer Simpson about taxes, and as this unfolds I swear Onision must be getting his advice from that episode. "Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you, it's not illegal!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnJcZ-5P8hE
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Has anybody considered that he's lying about the whole thing and is just saying these things to get views? Idk I haven't watched any of his videos.
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His comments are even better. He's deleting a bunch right now. Someone told him that income from his patreon and kickstarter supporters is taxable too and he said that was "illogical." He also said the fact that the iRS allows businesses deductions is a trap to screw "the little guy" and "prevent them from growing their business" because who could resist being able to deduct everything? lol
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Easychair Bootson posted:Has anybody considered that he's lying about the whole thing and is just saying these things to get views? Idk I haven't watched any of his videos. He was trying to hide who he was in most of the reddit posts, i mean he could be faking it but he seems genuinely pretty dumb
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:His comments are even better. He's deleting a bunch right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEL65gywwHQ Just write it off.
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Bad With Money: I tried to claim my divorce as a business expense since she was trying to take my business from me, common sense.
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Jan posted:It's okay, he shouldn't be audited because he didn't lie, he just didn't know about the law: Ah the Dave Chapelle defense. I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.
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quote:According to certain tax laws I didn't know about and Turbotax didn't inform me of, you cannot deduct more than 1/29 of a business property acquisition each year. Turbotax never had a pop-up dialogue that said "Hey you can't claim more that 1/29 that property." Never happened. I get that if you're not too bright and have never heard of accrual basis accounting, then the very idea of amortization can seem weird. But I'm a TurboTax user and Schedule E filer and can confirm TurboTax absolutely walks you through setting up amortization on real property. It just won't stop you from putting garbage numbers into other business expense fields (how could it?). I'll bet that the Schedule C section works exactly the same way and he's not even being honest that TurboTax led him astray.
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SlapActionJackson posted:I get that if you're not too bright and have never heard of accrual basis accounting, then the very idea of amortization can seem weird. But I'm a TurboTax user and Schedule E filer and can confirm TurboTax absolutely walks you through setting up amortization on real property. It just won't stop you from putting garbage numbers into other business expense fields (how could it?). I'll bet that the Schedule C section works exactly the same way and he's not even being honest that TurboTax led him astray. I get the feeling that he probably wasn't even in the right section for what he was trying to do and was just in TurboTax's home business expense section adding every single component of his house individually as a business expense
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he's just gleefully running from room to room with a tape measure like "yep this is a home office, let's get some square footage" and in the end he's got the taxes figured that the IRS owed him 680,000 dollars or some poo poo
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I take the bus to work so I deduct the entire LA Metro system's budget as a business expense.
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cumshitter posted:I take the bus to work so I deduct the entire LA Metro system's budget as a business expense. Amateur. I drive on the freeway so I just deduct the entire budget for USDOT.
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