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The MSJ posted:Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one. 
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The MSJ posted:Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one. quote:The unusual substance isn't being tested because sources said it was pretty apparent what the substance was. They said it was likely a bodily fluid, but it hasn't been confirmed because testing hasn't been done. Which is it? It's so obvious you don't need to test it but simultaneously is only likely something that can't be confirmed until testing which won't be done because it's so apparent what it is. That's not helpful, people. e: also quote:Investigators said it's nothing sinister, but someone with ongoing access to the restrooms who has a grudge. Go back to writing school, you hack! ReidRansom has a new favorite as of 08:55 on Sep 23, 2017 |
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Sep 23, 2017 08:50
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It's gotta be urine. People probably wouldn't notice a tiny amount of jizz mixed in with the soap, so even if jizzing in soap dispensers is your fetish I doubt it would have gotten reported, just not enough volume. Blood would be obvious, but I can't believe they'd describe that as "not sinister". Anybody can easily produce liters of urine though. Except . . . if it was urine, why not just say that? If you've said it isn't spit, than urine is the least objectionable thing left. Wait, maybe sweat? If it was someone who works in the airport, they could get all sweat working hard, wipe themselves down with a towel, and then wring it out into the soap dispenser. Aaaaa! Why wouldn't they just say what it is? The mystery will keep it in the news longer than everyone knowing which gross thing it was.
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Sep 23, 2017 11:15
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Facebook Aunt posted:Except . . . if it was urine, why not just say that? If you've said it isn't spit, than urine is the least objectionable thing left. Tears.
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Sep 23, 2017 11:40
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's gotta be urine. People probably wouldn't notice a tiny amount of jizz mixed in with the soap, so even if jizzing in soap dispensers is your fetish I doubt it would have gotten reported, just not enough volume. Blood would be obvious, but I can't believe they'd describe that as "not sinister". Anybody can easily produce liters of urine though. Except . . . if it was urine, why not just say that? If you've said it isn't spit, than urine is the least objectionable thing left. Isn't literally any body fluid at least a little "sinister" in this case? Like maybe not on purpose but you don't want to be touching a fluid that comes out of anyone if you're not expecting it
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Sep 23, 2017 11:40
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My money's on bile, motherfucker cut himself for his art.
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Sep 23, 2017 12:39
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It's snot
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Sep 23, 2017 12:49
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Anyone else remember that guy who saved up his jizz for days/weeks, loaded it into a squirt gun, and sprayed it at people in a grocery store? I recall one of the comments on this site was "SURPRISE BUKAKE ON AISLE FIVE"
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Sep 23, 2017 12:56
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Sep 23, 2017 12:58
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I interrupt this bodily fluids discussion for an important bulletin: Sonic The Hegdehog is partnering with Hooters.
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Sep 23, 2017 15:01
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I think you'll find that the internet had partnered sonic with hooters since the very beginning.
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Sep 23, 2017 15:08
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:My money's on bile, motherfucker cut himself for his art. If it's yellow bile you don't need to cut yourself, just dry heave until it comes out.
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Sep 23, 2017 15:11
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gently caress that poo poo, my main man is a consummate professional! Only shunting the gull bladder with a surgical tube will do. By popular demand has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Sep 23, 2017 |
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Sep 23, 2017 15:16
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Has anyone said diarrhoea yet?
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The MSJ posted:Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one. Finally got rid of my irrational fear about public soap dispensers. It's now a rational fear.
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Sep 23, 2017 15:20
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Slime posted:If it's yellow bile you don't need to cut yourself, just dry heave until it comes out. If you're dry heaving I don't think you're getting the bile out my boy
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Sep 23, 2017 15:35
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Automatic Retard posted:Has anyone said diarrhoea yet? I did!
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Sep 23, 2017 19:23
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The MSJ posted:I interrupt this bodily fluids discussion for an important bulletin: I genuinely don't know which one is more desperate
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Sep 23, 2017 22:13
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MizPiz posted:I genuinely don't know which one is more desperate In this timeline (the bad 1985)? Sonic.
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Sep 23, 2017 22:46
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Platystemon posted:In this timeline (the bad 1985)? Tell me more...
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Sep 23, 2017 23:08
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Sonic has been since Sonic and Knuckles, but titties are timeless.
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Sep 23, 2017 23:24
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Powaqoatse posted:Also this ridiculous juxtaposition of articles:
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Sep 23, 2017 23:30
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Collateral Damage posted:The Sun or the Daily Mail? Daily Star, I think.
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Sep 23, 2017 23:31
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The MSJ posted:I interrupt this bodily fluids discussion for an important bulletin: 
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Sep 24, 2017 00:51
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Collateral Damage posted:The Sun or the Daily Mail? It's always the Daily Mail who has the boner for the underaged.
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Sep 24, 2017 01:30
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I've always considered this to be the best primer to the UK press differences. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M&t=53s
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Sep 24, 2017 08:34
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Collateral Damage posted:I've always considered this to be the best primer to the UK press differences. Oh wow that's excellent and spot on lol. Is there any equivalent sketch laying out American media viewership or is it way too fragmented to even attempt?
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Sep 24, 2017 09:19
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Men rescued from Scafell Pike 'unable to walk due to cannabis'quote:
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Sep 24, 2017 16:12
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Got too high.
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Sep 24, 2017 16:19
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Tried to climb a mountain but I got too high
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Sep 24, 2017 16:23
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Sodium Chloride posted:It's always the Daily Mail who has the boner for the underaged. It was the Daily Star.
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Sep 24, 2017 17:07
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England has mountains?
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Sep 24, 2017 17:18
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Byzantine posted:England has mountains? Hills, really
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Sep 24, 2017 17:22
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Byzantine posted:England has mountains? Just one i think. 
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Sep 24, 2017 17:52
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Byzantine posted:England has mountains? And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon Englands mountain green?
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Sep 24, 2017 17:56
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Byzantine posted:England has mountains? Paging glowing-fish, paging glowing-fish....
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Sep 24, 2017 19:01
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a kitten posted:Just one i think. This was set in Wales, which does have mountains or at least what passes for a mountain by British standards. The silhouette of them on the mountain is accurately scaled.
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Sep 24, 2017 21:06
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Wales is nothing but hills and mountains
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Sep 24, 2017 21:21
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The MSJ posted:Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one. Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one.
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FEMA accidentally tweets phone sex line number. https://consumerist.com/2017/09/20/fema-tweets-number-for-phone-sex-line-instead-of-disaster-relief-effort/
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