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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




LingcodKilla posted:

Anyone is usually retarded. It's the human condition.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I was dating a 21 year old when I was 17. It ruled.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

bradzilla posted:

Are you seriously suggesting that a 17 year old is a fully mature adult :laffo:

They can drive gently caress and drink cant they

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Quote =/= edit

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Sep 24, 2017

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Gynovore posted:

Yeah, 17 dating 14 is no biggie, especially with no sex. It passes the half seven rule.

Of course if you're thinking of plowing a 14yo girl *now*, get help.

I think your math is wrong.

17/2 = 8.5
8.5 + 7 = 15.5

It's THE LAW.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Fartbox posted:

They can drive gently caress and drink cant they

:yikes:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fartbox posted:

They can drive gently caress and drink cant they

At least one of those things they can't do.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Solice Kirsk posted:

At least one of those things they can't do.

Legally.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Fartbox posted:

They can drive gently caress and drink cant they

I mean pretty much anyone can manage 2/3 but if you find one that can manage all 3 at the same time you need to lock it down age difference or no

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

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fruit on the bottom posted:

I think your math is wrong.

Yeah I realized that 2 minutes after posting. I really should stop posting before the caffeine kicks in.

Still, I do feel that 17>14 isn't skeevy. At worst it's a senior dating a freshman, which is a Thing That Happens.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
He should be put on the sex offender list for the rest of his life, or at the very least executed

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The half plus seven rule is loving stupid

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Improbable Lobster posted:

The half plus seven rule is loving stupid

In so far as any mathematical formula for this situation is dumb, sure. That said, I don't think I've ever seen it return something completely insane.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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fruit on the bottom posted:

In so far as any mathematical formula for this situation is dumb, sure. That said, I don't think I've ever seen it return something completely insane.

You're telling me it isn't insane for a 257 year old to date a 135.5 year old? That's a century of living difference. That's the difference between now and 1896.

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Biscuit Hider
Well sure, but it's just common sense to not date anyone under the Age of Consent II: Reloaded if you aren't as well.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Squashing Machine posted:

He should be put on the sex offender list for the rest of his life, or at the very least executed

agreed, what in the goddamn hell dog goon why would you do something so terrible

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Solice Kirsk posted:

You're telling me it isn't insane for a 257 year old to date a 135.5 year old? That's a century of living difference. That's the difference between now and 1896.

Also, wouldn't it lead to weird scenarios when you're under 7?

Like, a 3-year old can date someone 1.5 years old + 7, or 8.5 years old. And we can all agree that an 8.5 year old dating a 3 year old is unacceptable on several levels.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Solice Kirsk posted:

You're telling me it isn't insane for a 257 year old to date a 135.5 year old? That's a century of living difference. That's the difference between now and 1896.

They still need a fake ID to rent Ultraporn? Ew.

half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip
Dear Scientolgist Goon: When your founder can be attributed with the quote "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, start a religion." your religion really is a scam.

Sounds like your spend your money making someone else rich, sorry

half coke half diet fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Sep 25, 2017

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

A Strange Aeon posted:

Also, wouldn't it lead to weird scenarios when you're under 7?

Like, a 3-year old can date someone 1.5 years old + 7, or 8.5 years old. And we can all agree that an 8.5 year old dating a 3 year old is unacceptable on several levels.

I think one of the corollaries of the half plus seven rule is that if you're younger than 14 it's not really dating

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

What if she's a 5000 year old demon and/or angel though?

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
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HATE post
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SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
but is it ok to have sex with an former eight year old now that she is 29?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fartbox posted:

What if she's a 5000 year old demon and/or angel though?

Then she shouldn't be dating any younger than a 2507 year old tree demon or something.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Police Automaton posted:

but is it ok to have sex with an former eight year old now that she is 29?

Nope, sorry.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Police Automaton posted:

but is it ok to have sex with an former eight year old now that she is 29?

Ban this sick filth.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ban this sick filth.

I know right. Its like, 'Dude, she was 8 years old once for christsakes!'. Just let it go!

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Police Automaton posted:

but is it ok to have sex with an former eight year old now that she is 29?

No, you also have to be a former eight year old.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I had a confession that I submitted some time ago on some iteration of the confession thread. I was the guy who kept giving bad references to a friend who listed me as a reference on his resume as he was trying to turn his life around.

As an update, he eventually figured out it was me. We had a huge argument over it and it ended with him telling me to go gently caress myself as he stormed off. He did eventually find a job at Lowe's. I went in to see him working there but tried to make sure he didn't see me. I did see him stocking some shelves so I made an note where he was at and at what time and made for the exit. Shortly after I called in a compliant that he was inappropriately touching himself and that I should call the police. The lady on the phone asked me not to and I said okay as long as the employee in question was reprimanded. She assured me that it wasn't going to be a problem.

A couple nights later he showed up at my house, dead drunk at 1 AM, screaming at me to come outside. I guess he surmised it was me. I did my most deadpan "I don't know what you're talking about" to him screaming and crying. I eventually told him to gently caress off or else I'd call the police. I went inside and that was that.

A few weeks later, he got arrested for getting into a fight with some cops after he got caught trying to solicit a hooker. I hear he's going away for a few years and attempted to commit suicide supposedly.

I remember you, you're still a piece of poo poo

I skipped over this one when it first came in (like a month ago) but I'm out of content now so

quote:

So recently I was playing around on the darkweb. I found a site that indexes hidden services, and was playing around. Sometimes you find some hilarious stuff: ancap forums, weird web apps (there's one like chat roulette but text only and apparently mostly populated by russians), multicoloured trippy cyberpunk web design experiments and other misc stuff.

Anyways, a subreddit dedicated to onionservices linked to a big directory of hidden services which had a site that was simply titled "Image Uploader".

The site itself seemed normal - barebones imgur style image uploader.

However, it had a link titled "gallery" which had some disturbing images. Young kids. Pre-puberty.

Honestly, it seems like a their code is shite. I bet if I poked and prodded I could get a clearnet IP. But that's a big risk to take. So I won't do anything. To be honest, seeing what I saw was like looking at gore pics... I kind of laughed and though "sucks to be you...". I guess I'm pretty desensitized, or just a bad person.

That's my confession I guess. I often look at stuff on reddit that's very shocking - gore mostly. I love reading murder books. Forensic Files is one of my favorite shows. Seeing other's in pain is deeply pleasurable to me... again, not in a sexual way, but just a smug voyeuristic way.

(a) I think there's been at least three feshes this week where someone goes "I'm really into <awful thing>, it's not a sexual thing, just deeply satisfying" or something like that
(b) How exactly are you taking a "big risk" by reporting a child porn website? If you ask me it's a bigger risk to not report it.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
[quote="“Police Automaton”" post="“476743252”"]
but is it ok to have sex with an former eight year old now that she is 29?
[/quote]

This is my fetish.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
The last two sociopath feshes are obviously calling out for help. Hopefully they find it :( Usually sociopaths end up getting seriously hosed up or killed with the problems they create.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
LMAO at someone feeling all guilty about dating someone 3 years younger than them. My wife and I are like 5 years apart. I mean granted we met when she was 20, it would have been pretty weird if we'd met when she was like 15, but jesus christ 14-17 is nothing to get bent out of shape about.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Neutrino posted:

The last two sociopath feshes are obviously calling out for help. Hopefully they find it :( Usually sociopaths end up getting seriously hosed up or killed with the problems they create.

Confession 1 sounds pretty unredeemable tbh

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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fruit on the bottom posted:

Confession 1 sounds pretty unredeemable tbh

If it helps it's almost certainly not true. Random customer calling in wouldn't get anyone fired. Even in retail.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Confession 1 sounds pretty unredeemable tbh

Does anyone remember his original confession? And why he hates his friend so much?

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I've seen people in the relationship thread make a big deal about a couple aged 26 and 34, which were mine and my boyfriend's ages when we met. It's ridiculous

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

timefly posted:

I've seen people in the relationship thread make a big deal about a couple aged 26 and 34, which were mine and my boyfriend's ages when we met. It's ridiculous

Considering the stories that get posted there, it kind of makes sense. The kind of guy who'd seek out and connect with a girl more than ten years younger than him probably has some personal issues, which can result in some pretty funny trainwreck stories.

If they're freaking out about an 8-year difference, though, their tolerance is going down. 26 and 34 seems fine to me. :shrug:

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

bean_shadow posted:

Does anyone remember his original confession? And why he hates his friend so much?

I think at this point "friend" probably isn't an appropriate term

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My parents and my inlaws are both 10 years apart and had us when were both 19 so us getting together in our teens and not having kids until our 30s seems pretty good.

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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loquacius posted:

Considering the stories that get posted there, it kind of makes sense. The kind of guy who'd seek out and connect with a girl more than ten years younger than him probably has some personal issues, which can result in some pretty funny trainwreck stories.

If they're freaking out about an 8-year difference, though, their tolerance is going down. 26 and 34 seems fine to me. :shrug:

I think you're more likely to see an eyebrow raised for 22 and 30 tbh.

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