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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/325399795051147264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

that retard should gently caress off

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/matt_slotnick/status/911742335226044416

cnut
May 3, 2016


Any idea what he's talking about here?

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Kids used to have to pledge allegiance every day for like 10 years straight. I don't know if they still do it now but it had already been going on for decades and decades when I was a kid

I feel like you might not have to do it any more but I don't have any idea

It's been settled since 1943 when the supreme court said gently caress that poo poo, but, to the surprise of nobody that has even glanced at social media the last few days, some people didn't get the memo: http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/daily-southtown/ct-sta-blue-island-pledge-controversy-st-0916-20160915-story.html

Actually it sounds like the teacher got the memo, just she still doesn't give a gently caress.

E: that article's a year old, I could've sworn I just read about one like last week, but it's hard to find because there's still plenty happening.
EE: http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/09/16/this-child-sat-for-the-pledge-so-his-teacher-violently-snatched-him-from-his-chair-he-says/

cnut posted:

Any idea what he's talking about here?

The Boston bombing manhunt

Dogmeat fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Sep 25, 2017

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JoshPetteruti/status/912112317801824257

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

cnut posted:

Any idea what he's talking about here?

footbaw

e: haha whoops im an idiot

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Aight yo I'm fresh off a 1 week probation and all I wanna say is lol

Lol at everything. The magachuds, the bad dems, retarded pissbaby dotard man, that sassy gay moron boy, that vice article, and any so called first world country that can't figure out how to run a halfway decent healthcare system. Lol at all of it.

Streak fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Sep 25, 2017

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Former DILF posted:

footbaw

e: haha whoops im an idiot

I'd vote for you.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

cnut posted:

Any idea what he's talking about here?

Making executions public and forcing people to see them might stop them happening

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Better words, better hair, probably hasn't banged his own daughter? Gonna go with a yes on this one.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Kim Jong Un gets poo poo done,
Trump talks poo poo and is no fun,
Give me their Juche flavoured retard
Or impeach the fat gently caress truck loving dotard

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu6Fs1FAPwI

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Jose posted:

Making executions public and forcing people to see them might stop them happening

So then according to Trumps Law, he now supports and endorses capital punishment correct?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Dang these are really accurate lol

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Fanatic posted:

Also no doubt Fox & Friends haven't mentioned it recently. Assuming Trump is aware of Puerto Rico's existence, it's entirely likely he doesn't realise it's a US territory lol


Travel ban extended. Poor old Chad :(

What are all of those North Korean tourists going to do now?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/GovJVentura/sta...%3D2816%23pti33

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Getting bodied by Jesse Ventura

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
when a sexual tyrannosaur is behind you, you know you're on the right side of history

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

You know, I was really loving worried there, then I finally noticed the date the third time I looked at it.

LOL? Yeah, like taking a Kelly politoon (the onion) seriously. I guess.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Bob NewSCART posted:

So then according to Trumps Law, he now supports and endorses capital punishment correct?

Trump's Law: There's a tweet for every thing.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
It's Anthony Weiner Goes to Prison for Pedophiling Trump Into the White House Day. I'm so excited.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912276850793213952


our Country or our Flag

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

I wonder why NASCAR isn't in favor of supporting black athletes :thunk:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AKA Pseudonym posted:

It's Anthony Weiner Goes to Prison for Pedophiling Trump Into the White House Day. I'm so excited.

trump sends a dick pic to pelosi

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Kids used to have to pledge allegiance every day for like 10 years straight. I don't know if they still do it now but it had already been going on for decades and decades when I was a kid

I feel like you might not have to do it any more but I don't have any idea

When I was in Private School in North Carolina we did pledge every day and also Christian pledge.

quote:

I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Saviour for whose Kingdom it stands; one Saviour, crucified, risen, and coming again with life and liberty for all who believe.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Here he goes..

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912278438127525888

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
they were saying Booonald!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hey isn't it against the first amendment for the president to tell someone they can't protest? Or it's only violated if he acts on it?

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

TontoCorazon posted:

Hey isn't it against the first amendment for the president to tell someone they can't protest? Or it's only violated if he acts on it?

So many laws and no one to enforce them. Sad!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's salty

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...r%3D2820%23pti1

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

When I was in Private School in North Carolina we did pledge every day and also Christian pledge.

do most of these private schools have religious overtones

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...%3D2820%23pti17

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

See, here's the thing Donnieboy, you can't demand respect.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

A man so poo poo at his job that he's practically pushing a left focused movement forward against its will

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
let me tell ya, the white house it's beautiful. Just beautiful. Gold everywhere, believe me, ya gotta see it to believe it

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
how long before he just starts screaming I AM THE PRESIDENT! I AM THE PRESIDENT! at people Joffrey style

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
Oh poo poo, he still thinks he's the real President. NOBODY TELL HIM

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MikeCrotch posted:

how long before he just starts screaming I AM THE PRESIDENT! I AM THE PRESIDENT! at people Joffrey style

ivanka: look there's pie!

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