PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

bloom posted:

Sorry about your 1987 resolution.

I have a lovely $200 laptop 'cause my good computer still hasn't arrived from China yet. :mad:

# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:27

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 23:12

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I have a lovely $200 laptop 'cause my good computer still hasn't arrived from China yet.

Define "good"

# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:35

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm struggling to think of something as depressing as eating canned bananas on a plate with a fork with your mom

The whole family was there and dad works at a food bank so he gets to bring weird foods home sometimes. It's fun. :shrug:

# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:49

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

ee:
That's kind of a huge jar of Cheez Whiz. Also, I thought Cheez Whiz was a spray? Or, like, a foam? It comes in a thing with a nozzle usually, anyways, right?

Cheez Whiz was a spread first, but then I guess at some point they introduced the aerosol version to compete with Easy Cheese.

Also, the Cheez Whiz website has not been updated since 2004 and it looks it: http://www.kraftbrands.com/cheezwhiz/

# ? Sep 25, 2017 16:57

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Ah yeah, it's Easy Cheese that's the more infamous aerosol cheese anyway.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 17:08

PubicMice: Feb 14, 2012; looking for information on posts

"Baja blast margarita with mild sauce garnish"

"Ordered frites with an anchovy dressing. Lost in translation I think"

# ? Sep 25, 2017 17:20

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Tiggum posted:

It's eerie how closely that resembles the picture.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 17:24

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

PubicMice posted:

The gently caress is that? A whole, very small goose?

# ? Sep 25, 2017 17:26

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

PubicMice posted:

I feel the Warp overtaking me...it is a good pain.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 17:29

Decoy Badger: May 16, 2009

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I cannot even imagine how expensive bananas would be in somewhere like Iqaluit. Any Arctic Canadians itt who have stories?

Beer is cheaper than orange juice, since it doesn't need to be refrigerated. People often get caught doing 500 km smuggling runs on a snowmobile just to smuggle beer into the dry reserves. I've seen the local Suret� detachment get their beer shipment for the winter - two entire pallets of beer, basically a literal tonne of the stuff. And there were only two officers!

$3 for an old, squishy apple is typical of prices and quality in the low arctic. Unsurprisingly most people go for chips and prepackaged cookies instead as they are far cheaper and have consistent quality.

For AFP content, the one restaurant in town has something called "poutine avec cheese" which consists of a standard poutine with a cheeseburger placed on top and then additional gravy ladled on top of the cheeseburger and poutine.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:00

Sodium Chloride: Jan 1, 2008

PubicMice posted:

Trifle gone wrong.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:03

Theokotos: Jan 22, 2015; Fallen Rib

posted:

Also, the Cheez Whiz website has not been updated since 2004 and it looks it:

Ha, part of an internship I did involved pitching a campaign to Kraft for Kraft singles-the briefing and representatives were extremely adamant that we not make fun of their gross cheese product, and that we target low income Hispanic mothers. I guess they never found a way to make cheese whiz appealing either.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 18:45

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

We're all from Antarctica. How loving dare you.

Semi-related, albeit in the wrong direction, LOOK AT HOW MUCH poo poo COSTS IN THE ARCTIC (in Canadian dollars/les dollaires de Canada yeah it SAYS limited French ok):

I cannot even imagine how expensive bananas would be in somewhere like Iqaluit. Any Arctic Canadians itt who have stories?

e:

New desktop background, thank you!

ee:
That's kind of a huge jar of Cheez Whiz. Also, I thought Cheez Whiz was a spray? Or, like, a foam? It comes in a thing with a nozzle usually, anyways, right?

That's Easy Cheese. Another abhorrent processed cheese abomination.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:08

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

bloom posted:

I feel the Warp overtaking me...it is a good pain.

FOR THE DARKER POWERS!

# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:11

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

PubicMice posted:

This guy was on Man vs Food.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:32

Prism: Dec 22, 2007; yospos

evobatman posted:

This guy was on Man vs Food.

Who won?

# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:33

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

PubicMice posted:

My favorite recipe. Carrots, celery, and imitation crab all suspended in Nickelodeon Gak.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:04

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

My favorite recipe. Carrots, celery, and imitation crab all suspended in Nickelodeon Gak.

i love pistacchio pudding, but that is just not right

# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:33

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Prism posted:

Who won?

I think the food did since the show doesn't run anymore

# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:35

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think the food did since the show doesn't run anymore

They have a new version with a chubby ginger host who is way too enthusiastic about shoving 8lb burritos in his food hole.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 23:00

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Why is it grey

It's scary when the mushy peas are the least mushy aspect of your meal.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 23:58

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

do you need me to contact the Canadian embassy

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:26

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Actually I got those both from someone I know in the US.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:03

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I cannot even imagine how expensive bananas would be in somewhere like Iqaluit. Any Arctic Canadians itt who have stories?

I have a friend who recently moved to Iqaluit, to be a hotel chef of some kind (and also for love)

He's from the North originally but I don't think that far north. I'll keep an eye out for amusing anecdotes on his FB.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:19

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

MSG is involved.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:38

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

MSG is good, though :thunk:

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:44

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

The Snoo posted:

MSG is good, though

MSG is good, but I question its involvement in a fake reuben sandwich.

Actually I mostly question the existence of a fake reuben.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:47

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

~meaty~

(it is questionable, I agree)

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:53

McSpergin: Sep 10, 2013

I reckon that zucchini hot dog thing would be better with a smoked cheese kransky and dill pickles imo

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:53

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Haifisch posted:

MSG is good, but I question its involvement in a fake reuben sandwich.

Actually I mostly question the existence of a fake reuben.

What kind of fake are we talking here? Plastic fake, decorative fake?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:58

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What kind of fake are we talking here? Plastic fake, decorative fake?

"Reuben in name only" fake:

ingredients posted:

2 eggs, slightly beaten
1 cup grated raw potato, drained
1 cup cooked oatmeal, cooled
1 1/2 cups bread crumbs
2 tablespoons flour
3/4 cup ground walnuts
1/2 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1 tablespoon chopped parsley
2 tablespoons chopped ripe olives
2 tablespoons wheat germ
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon garlic salt
1 teaspoon monosodium glutamate (MSG)
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 teaspoon seasoning and browning sauce
1/4 cup oil
16 slices rye bread
Mustard
1 1/2 cups sauerkraut
8 slices Swiss cheese
1/4 cup butter or margarine

# ? Sep 26, 2017 02:05

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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https://twitter.com/THEGaryBusey/status/912065522774163456

# ? Sep 26, 2017 02:21

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Picnic Princess posted:

https://twitter.com/THEGaryBusey/status/912065522774163456

https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/912128099948666880

# ? Sep 26, 2017 02:22

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I cannot even imagine how expensive bananas would be in somewhere like Iqaluit. Any Arctic Canadians itt who have stories?

My brother moved to that area for work recently, so I'll pass some stories along when I can.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 02:30

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Haifisch posted:

"Reuben in name only" fake:

Where the hell is the meat.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:12

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Picnic Princess posted:

Why is it grey

I got a blueberry flavoured slurpee the other day that was the same shade of grey.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:17

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Haifisch posted:

I make a corn pudding like that when the corn is good, it's just a crustless quiche. I don't know what we call those now, in the food wars. Torta, Fritata, ???? It's a good side dish. Put in some double-smoked bacon and a can of green chilis or chili in adobo, it's great.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:19

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

cyberia posted:

I got a blueberry flavoured slurpee the other day that was the same shade of grey.

This is why there are people paid big bucks to mix food dyes for things.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:20

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Haifisch posted:

get bent if you're gonna hate on corn pudding, serious posting here. the only AFP element is if you're too much of a goon to ask the person who made it what's in it

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:46

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WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

So for some reason Awful saved this as a reply to this thread:

me? posted:

So does Subway have a small pastry sub?

Also, how do y'all wipe your rear end when you're at Subway? I always go back to front but I'm thinking of switching it up and spicing up my trip to the Big S. My circumcised penis makes it difficult

I have no recollection of writing this. I have no goddamned clue what my circumcised penis makes it difficult to do. This was apparently not a quote. :psyboom:

# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:20

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