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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

ThndrShk2k posted:

Technically, according to D&D Alignment structure, it is not wrong.

A church sending knights to slaughter people they deem evil and against doctrine/laws can be a Lawful Good action.

Only bad DMs allow this

Paladins are good guys. That's the point of the Good alignment, if your church says "kill all these heathens" and they're not literal demons from literal hell the paladin's conflict then becomes between his conscience and his duty, and the archetype demands the realization that his duty is to his conscience

I did always wonder what a schizophrenic who grew up with D&D books would look like, though, Good to finally know

Grondoth has issued a correction as of 19:44 on Sep 25, 2017

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Inescapable Duck posted:

Can someone give me the lowdown on Huma? I think I missed that political saga.

Huma is Gary Walsh from Veep if he was born a woman.

Serf
May 5, 2011


alignment is dumb and paladins can do whatever they want. they're zealots

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
are there people who insert Actual Jesus Christ into dnd like their paladins say the lords prayer or something

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Al! posted:

are there people who insert Actual Jesus Christ into dnd like their paladins say the lords prayer or something

I think most of those people think D&D is actual satanist occultism or something

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

loquacius posted:

They're already doing this, to some extent anyway. My wife uses the public library to borrow Kindle ebooks all the time.
Yeah libraries are swank if funded.

Many of them also have integrated access to Project Gutenberg for free public domain ebooks, but if not you can alway use the wifi to manually get them from their website
https://www.gutenberg.org/

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Al! posted:

are there people who insert Actual Jesus Christ into dnd like their paladins say the lords prayer or something

Lol if you don't play your paladin as a mormon

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

gradenko_2000 posted:

this Zach Carter guy dumps a lot of info about US interventionism. Here's his new piece on post-Soviet Russia and Yeltsin

https://twitter.com/ZachJCarter/status/912344718910136321

What is the good book on this? I am interested in post-Soviet Russia going batshit insane on neoliberalism because of how it comes back to bite America in the rear end.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

ThndrShk2k posted:

Yeah libraries are swank if funded.

Many of them also have integrated access to Project Gutenberg for free public domain ebooks, but if not you can alway use the wifi to manually get them from their website
https://www.gutenberg.org/

Incidentally Project Gutenberg is a good example of why current copyright protections are way way too strong.

Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

Grondoth posted:

Only bad DMs allow this

Yes but... have you met most DMs?

Also lol the whole D&D alignment thing is just extra clutter to try and hide its base assertion that ideologically liberals=evil republicans=good

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


docbeard posted:

I'm not sure what Huma herself has done that's so bad, other than marrying poorly, I guess.

*snaps fingers*

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Grondoth posted:

Only bad DMs allow this

Paladins are good guys. That's the point of the Good alignment, if your church says "kill all these heathens" and they're not literal demons from literal hell the paladin's conflict then becomes between his conscience and his duty, and the archetype demands the realization that his duty is to his conscience
To his conscience.

Paladins are not always just 'good' guys, they often can be zealots and a firm structure of belief, and such uncompromising belief can lead to lawfully good actions that another good agent of a different disposition may not see as good.


The problem here is good is subjective, much as to a character's conscience, and usually presented in relation to the world narrative

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Reverend Dr posted:

Yes but... have you met most DMs?

Also lol the whole D&D alignment thing is just extra clutter to try and hide its base assertion that ideologically liberals=evil republicans=good

Republicans and Liberals are the Lawful-Chaotic axis, and Socialists & Capitalists are the Good-Evil axis.

Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

ThndrShk2k posted:

The problem here is good is subjective, much as to a character's conscience, and usually presented in relation to the world narrative

"If good does not exist, then how can we even have a discussion about good?"
-centrist neutral

Serf
May 5, 2011


alignment was an easy way to paint the "savage" races as evil and therefore totally cool to butcher without thought or consequence.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Reverend Dr posted:

"If good does not exist, then how can we even have a discussion about good?"
-centrist neutral

all of my true neutral characters have ended up as free market imperialists so this checks out

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Serf posted:

alignment was an easy way to paint the "savage" races as evil and therefore totally cool to butcher without thought or consequence.
Green Lives Matter

unironically

Serf
May 5, 2011


ThndrShk2k posted:

Green Lives Matter

this but unironically

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
Also here's an image to make fun of that chart that I forgot to post while arguing about why video game alignment systems are gonna be terrible forever:



:eyepoop::thunk::eyepoop:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Grondoth posted:

Only bad DMs allow this

Paladins are good guys. That's the point of the Good alignment, if your church says "kill all these heathens" and they're not literal demons from literal hell the paladin's conflict then becomes between his conscience and his duty, and the archetype demands the realization that his duty is to his conscience
*nodding as my guy lays waste to another church of Cyric congregation after casting Detect Evil, tugging his collar awkwardly, and oiling up his best blessed weapon of Ilmater.

Serf
May 5, 2011


ThndrShk2k posted:

Also here's an image to make fun of that chart that I forgot to post while arguing about why video game alignment systems are gonna be terrible forever:



:eyepoop::thunk::eyepoop:

lmao antifa as chaotic evil. revealing

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Grondoth posted:

Only bad DMs allow this

Paladins are good guys. That's the point of the Good alignment, if your church says "kill all these heathens" and they're not literal demons from literal hell the paladin's conflict then becomes between his conscience and his duty, and the archetype demands the realization that his duty is to his conscience

I did always wonder what a schizophrenic who grew up with D&D books would look like, though, Good to finally know

wrong. the heathens must convert or die. I'm playing a literal campaign on that right now, mopping up the one area that escaped the historical Imposition of the Faith

DM has given us a ton of clues that we are 100% in the wrong to do this as well which owns even more . my guys main contribution is spreading bloody pox among said heathens booya

going all in on d&d alignment/religion stuff like this is the best

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
:chloe:

Serf
May 5, 2011


mastershakeman posted:

wrong. the heathens must convert or die. I'm playing a literal campaign on that right now, mopping up the one area that escaped the historical Imposition of the Faith

DM has given us a ton of clues that we are 100% in the wrong to do this as well which owns even more . my guys main contribution is spreading bloody pox among said heathens booya

utterly unsurprising that a maga chud would play in this campaign

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Serf posted:

utterly unsurprising that a maga chud would play in this campaign

I'm actually playing a character damned to hell no matter what he does too, it's cool (unless I buy an indulgence before I die, which the church will happily sell me for an exorbitant price)
wootles

it's too bad the literal Catholic priest in our friend group had to quit playing when he moved to another parish

Serf
May 5, 2011


mastershakeman posted:

I'm actually playing a character damned to hell no matter what he does too, it's cool (unless I buy an indulgence before I die, which the church will happily sell me for an exorbitant price)
wootles

it's too bad the literal Catholic priest in our friend group had to quit playing when he moved to another parish

yep, yep, checks out. sounds like your kind of scene

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
everyone would be much happier if they played role-playing games as an escape from real life . it should be mandatory after the equally mandatory church service on Sundays

Serf
May 5, 2011


yeah, that's why in my rpgs we smash capitalism

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Reverend Dr posted:

Yes but... have you met most DMs?

Also lol the whole D&D alignment thing is just extra clutter to try and hide its base assertion that ideologically liberals=evil republicans=good
The charts posted earlier are saying Chaotic Good is the best good.

It's a bit weird because in essence it's saying everything else is bad.
The first image is more nuanced but still roughly the same system.
I haven't even begun to decipher the 4th image lol


In general storytelling usage an alignment system is just something to calibrate world narrative.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Serf posted:

yeah, that's why in my rpgs we smash capitalism

I hope the player characters get to be comintern and then have a few sessions of killing each other off

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm gonna create an rpg playing game where I go online and dunk on dumb internet nerds who post about rpg playing games. I write meta remarks about how everyone is a nerd but me and then rpg playing games nerds cry and cry.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

docbeard posted:

I'm not sure what Huma herself has done that's so bad, other than marrying poorly, I guess.

2016 much?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Frijolero posted:

I'm gonna create an rpg playing game where I go online and dunk on dumb internet nerds who post about rpg playing games. I write meta remarks about how everyone is a nerd but me and then rpg playing games nerds cry and cry.

I absolutely guarantee you that this game already exists somewhere.

Serf
May 5, 2011


ThndrShk2k posted:

The charts posted earlier are saying Chaotic Good is the best good.

It's a bit weird because in essence it's saying everything else is bad.
The first image is more nuanced but still roughly the same system.
I haven't even begun to decipher the 4th image lol


In general storytelling usage an alignment system is just something to calibrate world narrative.

alignment remains one of the dumber things in rpgs, and i'm glad most modern games ditch it for better mechanics or just no mechanic at all. even in middle school i was like "this poo poo is dumb as hell"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

paladins are fascists yes, all lawful <x> are to some degree

antifa is clearly chaotic good tho

more like chaotic :krad:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Serf posted:

alignment remains one of the dumber things in rpgs, and i'm glad most modern games ditch it for better mechanics or just no mechanic at all. even in middle school i was like "this poo poo is dumb as hell"

The sole purpose of alignment appears to be to start arguments about alignment.

Serf
May 5, 2011


docbeard posted:

The sole purpose of alignment appears to be to start arguments about alignment.

yeah, at this point they should just ditch it. poo poo never made any sense

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Serf posted:

yeah, at this point they should just ditch it. poo poo never made any sense

as opposed to the rest of d&d

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

as opposed to the rest of d&d

All of D&D makes perfect sense and is completely internally consistent and I am definitely not lying about this.

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Serf
May 5, 2011


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

as opposed to the rest of d&d

i mean it holds together pretty well as a game. i ran 4e for years and never had any issues

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