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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
His credit rating must have bombed after that.

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Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!


quote:

STORY

My kind, beautiful little sister has a hemorrhoid?!
It all begins when the protagonist's little sister opens up to him about her awkward dilemma, leading him to buy a suppository for her. However...

"Onii-chan... I can't... get it all the way inside..."

She fails to put the suppository inside on her own.
Surprisingly enough, suppositories are pretty difficult to insert without someone else's help.

"O-Onii-chan... can you please... put it in for me...?"

Huh?! Y-You don't care if your brother sees your butt?!

She gathers up her courage to make that embarrassing request, shaking all the while with her face beet red.
Her brother's sense of reason nearly shatters when he sees his adorable sister in that helpless state!
How will he respond?!

Well... things rapidly escalate, reaching a point where even his little sister's best friend gets caught up in the ensuing craziness...

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010


GO TO JAIL!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
terrible steam games: my kind, beautiful little sister has a hemorrhoid?!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
This is why anime fans are a protected class on the SA boards.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

The White Dragon posted:

terrible steam games: my kind, beautiful little sister has a hemorrhoid?!

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

Buying this game only because I know the horrors of hemorrhoids.

What? It speaks to me on a personal level.

...

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

The title makes it sound like some sort of punishment.

Hemorrhoids for her sins

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

SelenicMartian posted:

Why is there a free HL1 mod in New and Trending ion Steam?

Why does it have a paid plunger dlc?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/699350/HalfLife_CAGED__Executive_Plunger/

It's made by a former Valve level designer. And doesn't really seem to belong in this thread.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uncle w Benefits posted:

Buying this game only because I know the horrors of hemorrhoids.

What? It speaks to me on a personal level.

...

Just read Kiss My rear end, a romcom about three friends bonding over having hemorrhoids, without any incest. It actually has real information about hemos.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

gonna have some serious 'rrhoid rage if My Sister's Discipline Log is less than medically accurate

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

Schubalts posted:

Just read Kiss My rear end, a romcom about three friends bonding over having hemorrhoids, without any incest. It actually has real information about hemos.
/

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Look guys! Klik & Play is still alive and well! And, finally, truth in advertising!

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Hey now, my avatar is about enormous titties, not butthole illnesses. :colbert:

KMA actually goes into medical detail about hemos. Even things like specially made seat cushions to ease pressure on really bad ones.

I legit recommend it if someone has an actual interest in hemorrhoids and doesn't mind fanservice.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
I can't figure out how to move the speech bar to be more over the head :(

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Schubalts posted:

I legit recommend it if someone has an actual interest in hemorrhoids and doesn't mind fanservice.

LogicNinja
Jan 21, 2011

...the blur blurs blurringly across the blurred blur in a blur of blurring blurriness that blurred...
Hey, a terrible games on Steam thread! Let's see what's--

Barry Convex posted:


STORY

My kind, beautiful little sister has a hemorrhoid?!
It all begins when the protagonist's little sister opens up to him about her awkward dilemma, leading him to buy a suppository for her. However...

"Onii-chan... I can't... get it all the way inside..."

She fails to put the suppository inside on her own.
Surprisingly enough, suppositories are pretty difficult to insert without someone else's help.

"O-Onii-chan... can you please... put it in for me...?"

Huh?! Y-You don't care if your brother sees your butt?!

She gathers up her courage to make that embarrassing request, shaking all the while with her face beet red.
Her brother's sense of reason nearly shatters when he sees his adorable sister in that helpless state!
How will he respond?!

Well... things rapidly escalate, reaching a point where even his little sister's best friend gets caught up in the ensuing craziness...

Well, time to never return to this thread.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

LogicNinja posted:

Hey, a terrible games on Steam thread! Let's see what's--


Well, time to never return to this thread.

you're welcome

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Hit children's guide to hemorrhoids: "Everyone Bleeds From Their Butt Sometimes"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the makers of Bloody Boobs were so close to finding their real niche

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Really Pants posted:

the makers of Bloody Boobs were so close to finding their real niche
Bloody poops

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Schubalts posted:

Hit children's guide to hemorrhoids: "Everyone Bleeds From Their Butt Sometimes"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Has Don Hertzfeldt ever worked on a video game?


He should work on a video game. Yeah I know that doesn't fit here but I'm gonna class up the thread some with dropping Don Hertzfeldt's name.


Other people who should work on video games as art directors: Ralph Bakshi


Imagine instead of cruddy SakuraGame knockoff-vanillaware bee-sting fetishism, we got vanillaware-tier animation combined with Bakshi's or Hertzfeldt's art.



gently caress yeah.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I just realized there's a "Sexual Content Games" header on that store page. How long has that been a thing?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I would probably play a Bakshi game regardless of quality

well, I guess there was the one... http://www.mobygames.com/game/cool-world/release-info

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
http://store.steampowered.com/app/666020/Shark_Dating_Simulator_XL/

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Look guys! Klik & Play is still alive and well! And, finally, truth in advertising!

That single achievement of the first one: https://steamcommunity.com/stats/710390/achievements/ :godwinning:

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015



Buy it, play it, feel it drain you of anything resembling joy, get a refund, remain an empty emotionless husk for the rest of your life anyway.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:



Buy it, play it, feel it drain you of anything resembling joy, get a refund, remain an empty emotionless husk for the rest of your life anyway.

Ha, jokes on you, I'm already an emotionless husk :smug: :negative:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






:ughh:

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

From the second one...

quote:

Game features

- Nostalgic and classic gameplay
- Don't forget to reload your weapon


I'm sold.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Valve removes nearly 200 cheap, ‘fake’ games from Steam

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

This had *better* not include Shark Dating Simulator or My Sisters Discipline Log

Violently Car
Dec 2, 2007

You are now entering completely darkness

Uncle w Benefits posted:

This had *better* not include Shark Dating Simulator or My Sisters Discipline Log

They're all from one shovelware producer.

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004


Dinosaur Gum

Violently Car posted:

They're all from one shovelware producer.

Yes it seems like the vast majority of what was removed were blatant asset flips so just the generic sort of terrible Steam shovelware as opposed to mind-flaying horrors like that discipline game

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

If it was all like the first image and none like the second, I'd be game. Of course, that's why I play Crush Crush, too.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Discendo Vox posted:

If it was all like the first image and none like the second, I'd be game. Of course, that's why I play Crush Crush, too.

Bearverly turning into a human at the end of her arc was a travesty.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

If it was all like the first image and none like the second, I'd be game. Of course, that's why I play Crush Crush, too.

Yeah don't click the screenshots section in the forums because I thought "oh it's a joke vn like hatoful boyfriend" and welp nope it's sharkgirl porn

Speaking of hentai games, here's another hentai game released on steam










http://steamcommunity.com/stats/704550/achievements



How pleasant.

e: oh lovely there are a bunch of achievement icons solely so that you can put a banner of a lady getting raped by tentacles on your steam page

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Sep 27, 2017

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/708640/Nudist_Beach_Survival_Simulator/

quote:

In the Nudist Beach Survival Simulator you go to the middle of the nudist beach, which they do not like is that you move in their territory in clothes. Use hidden under the sand and deep of the ocean objects to fight for survival and not be undressed!

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Guy Mann posted:

Bearverly turning into a human at the end of her arc was a travesty.

Agreed. Only my compulsive need to 100% is letting me turn her into the inferior form.

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