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LadyPictureShow posted:I looked up that 'Father of the Year' story to read the comments, and I laughed at this one: He probably cheated on her or something like that though. Always the bit they leave out when they are fist waving at the attorneys.
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Haifisch posted:Probably posted before, but gently caress it, it's still a good read: How could this even happen to a Canadian, do they not still show this on TV all the time? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg
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I [31 M] have been with my girlfriend [27 F] for 1 year. She has a blog and today wrote a long post about why marriage is dumb and people shouldn't do it. I was thinking about proposing. Do I hold off?quote:I was at work this morning and my girlfriend posted a long piece on her blog about hoe marriage is stupid and no one in their right mind would ever want to get married when they know the divorce rate and they know how miserable it can be. top comment posted:[–]alyra 1319 points 2 years ago
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Haifisch posted:I [31 M] have been with my girlfriend [27 F] for 1 year. She has a blog and today wrote a long post about why marriage is dumb and people shouldn't do it. I was thinking about proposing. Do I hold off? quote:Great, general advice is to break up immediately and vote for Sanders. Thanks reddit Btw, this was two years ago and about 100 days ago OP was posting on r/dating if you'd like to skip to the ending.
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[31 M] have been with my girlfriend [27 F] for 1 year. Holy hell dude, talk to her. That is hosed up as poo poo and if she is showing no issue with in in private and diatribes it online. She is either lying to you or a fraud blogger, I don't know which is worse.
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half coke half diet posted:[31 M] have been with my girlfriend [27 F] for 1 year. Talking to each other never helped. Thats why you post your poo poo online and discuss it with people you don't know 
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If the internet age has taught me anything it's that Facebook is the ideal place to hash out relationship disputes.
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I'm [23F]. An acquaintance [22F] keeps a secret Tumblr blog about my boyfriend [27M].quote:An acquaintance [22F] keeps a Tumblr blog about my boyfriend [27M]. We know it is definitely her blog because it is linked to her instagram account and the Tumblr’s profile picture is clearly her. The blog contains two years worth of text posts about him and some photos she took without his consent. She has created a lengthy fictional relationship between my boyfriend and her. I am never mentioned in the blog, I don’t exist in her fictional world, despite dating him for nearly two years.
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Haifisch posted:I'm [23F]. An acquaintance [22F] keeps a secret Tumblr blog about my boyfriend [27M]. In Today's news, woman arrested for smearing her period blood over an acquaintance's boyfriends car screaming "SHE CAN NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE I DO!!!!"
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half coke half diet posted:In Today's news, woman arrested for smearing her period blood over an acquaintance's boyfriends car screaming "SHE CAN NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE I DO!!!!" Enough about Pick already
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Barudak posted:Tabletop gamig is code for baccanalian orgy, with positions and partners decided by rolls overseen by the Dick Master If only that were true.
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half coke half diet posted:In Today's news, woman arrested for smearing her period blood over an acquaintance's boyfriends car screaming "SHE CAN NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE I DO!!!!" in college a friend hooked me up with her weird art roomate because my friend knew she was gay and wanted me to convince her of it. so we're at weird art roomate's gallery opening for her senior thesis and it wasn't until i was 3 bloody marys in that i realized the reason all of her work was painted with the same clay-brown paint was due to her harvesting her menstrual blood to use as a medium. i was standing in the middle of the central room, as far as one could possibly be from an exit, next to the bartender, when it all dawned on me. I had the sudden realization that this is exactly what a foetus sees, that i was trapped in the middle of a swirling vortex of blood. i screamed, dropped my drink, and climbed out of a window without noticing it wasn't a door. the worst part of it was that despite being a senior visual arts major she didn't know composition worth poo poo. like obviously painting in monochrome is going to limit your options for illusion of depth but it was like she didn't loving care and went full half rear end cavewoman menstruating all over everything to mark it as her territory. like she picked up a book of basquiat's work and jacked his utter disdain for the formalities of the art world with none of his insight or inversion of norms. i ended up calling her later to apologize and she helped me repair the window screen i broke. we never got really serious but she ended up writing the foreward to my first poetry chapbook before moving to Japan to work at an organic farm and dropping the gently caress off the face of the Earth.
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insufficient guns posted:How could this even happen to a Canadian, do they not still show this on TV all the time? Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that the American version has it all wrong? https://youtu.be/oDOiGtx0rJ0
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:in college a friend hooked me up with her weird art roomate Well, that's certainly a story.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i was standing in the middle of the central room, as far as one could possibly be from an exit, next to the bartender, when it all dawned on me. I had the sudden realization that this is exactly what a foetus sees, that i was trapped in the middle of a swirling vortex of blood. i screamed, dropped my drink, and climbed out of a window without noticing it wasn't a door. No work of art has had its intended effect harder than hers did at that moment, and you have validated her artistic vision utterly.
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i still bust out laughing about how the only drinks being served that night were bloody marys. and then i cry, and then i crysturbate, because she had that "spends a lot of time welding" type of body.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:crysturbate Someone call Webster's.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i still bust out laughing about how the only drinks being served that night were bloody marys. and then i cry, and then i crysturbate, because she had that "spends a lot of time welding" type of body. I know exactly how you feel and I find that disturbing
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its every dudes dream to have a badass blacksmith wife who fixes ur gear after u come home from raiding the hinterlands, orcish blood sloshing in yr boots
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:its every dudes dream to have a badass blacksmith wife who fixes ur gear after u come home from raiding the hinterlands, orcish blood sloshing in yr boots gently caress that. She can go murder orcs. I'll take care of the kids and make dinner. 
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not r/relationships, but close enough if it's on reddit To the lady that grabbed my hand at the airport and walked me away from my abusive relationship. Thank you! quote:I work at the airport and have a friend who I spend a lot of my time with. We are not in a relationships but we do have interest in each other so we have lunch together every once in a while. Every now and then he and I will get into little arguments and for some reason he cannot control his temper. He starts screaming at the top of his lungs, banging on chairs, forcing me to hold his hand or forcing me to look at him. He’s done this in the middle of the airport about five times and people have stopped and started. Today, for the first time out of those five times a lady grabbed my armed and told my friend to leave me alone and walked me to a police officer. This made me open my eyes and realize that I was getting myself into the worse mistake of my life. I can’t thank you enough and I truly, truly hope this will find you! I feel like you might have saved my life and the world needs more people like you. 💜 it made her "open her eyes" but she's still calmly referring to the person as a friend and how, you know, they just get a little angry and starts grabbing her in public when they have a little teensy weensy argument, just normal guy things I hope she's actually willing to reflect on those red flags
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Minrad posted:not r/relationships, but close enough if it's on reddit That lady is cool. I hope someday I have the wherewithal and bravery to do the same thing if it ever comes up.
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My [33M] brother in law [36M] manipulated the sickly priest at my wedding.quote:Got married yesterday, beautiful ceremony, wonderful reception everyone had a good time. Two weeks before my wedding, the priest emailed my wife [31f]explaining that he is not feeling well (recovering from c-diff and a hernia operation) would like to enlist the help of another priest to help with the ceremony because he cannot stand on his feet for very long. We of course had no problem with this. During the ceremony, the other priest was not present, which was strange to my wife and I, however, the process went off without a hitch. quote:The interesting thing is, when he read my text, instead of calling my wife or responding to me, he called his mother. We also made it abundantly clear to the priest that we had no part in what happened, we talked at length about the decision to add the second priest. quote:Mother also remarked that when he was introduced at the reception we used his first name and never indicated that he was a doctor. Can't make this poo poo up.
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Haifisch posted:My [33M] brother in law [36M] manipulated the sickly priest at my wedding. Weddings suck, if you getting married. Its stress city and skeevy family members make it even worse. You and your wife should sign up your BIL and MIL for some Scientology readings, I hear their level is not high enough...
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:in college a friend hooked me up with her weird art roomate because my friend knew she was gay and wanted me to convince her of it. so we're at weird art roomate's gallery opening for her senior thesis and it wasn't until i was 3 bloody marys in that i realized the reason all of her work was painted with the same clay-brown paint was due to her harvesting her menstrual blood to use as a medium. There is a specific type of artsy hippy I have met in my life that would do that. My Smith College alarm is tripping hard.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:in college a friend hooked me up with her weird art roomate because my friend knew she was gay and wanted me to convince her of it. so we're at weird art roomate's gallery opening for her senior thesis and it wasn't until i was 3 bloody marys in that i realized the reason all of her work was painted with the same clay-brown paint was due to her harvesting her menstrual blood to use as a medium. Hey, waste not want not. Good on her for using her natural gifts to complete her work!
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:in college a friend hooked me up with her weird art roomate because my friend knew she was gay and wanted me to convince her of it. so we're at weird art roomate's gallery opening for her senior thesis and it wasn't until i was 3 bloody marys in that i realized the reason all of her work was painted with the same clay-brown paint was due to her harvesting her menstrual blood to use as a medium. The medium is the menses, right?
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Inescapable Duck posted:On another note, I think the thread's getting tetchy about age gaps, though I have to wonder given how 90% of the time it's considerably older man/younger woman there may be an aspect of 'The economy is hosed and older men are more likely to actually have a steady job and own their own home' but then again half the time they're complete mooches who sit around playing video games all day, soooooo. how young is the girl on your pillow OP
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Mameluke posted:how young is the girl on your pillow OP 3,000 year old demon
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Her true form is an old crone so if we were a reddit post we'd basically nail every part of the age gap problem spectrum.
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It came from Ask A Manager: my employee insinuated I was having an affair … with my husband quote:My husband and I work for the same mid-size government agency as senior level managers. We are in different departments, our job duties and direct colleagues/reports do not intersect, and our offices are not near each other. We have worked in the same building, and in fact on the same teams, several times throughout our marriage. Our supervisors are all aware we are married and were made so during the application processes. We both wear rings and sometimes carpool together, but have a very cordial, professional relationship while at work. I say this to mean we don’t engage in any touching or hugging, we don’t visit each other’s spaces to hang out, and while we’re both open about being married and who our spouse is if asked, we aren’t purposely calling attention to our relationship. update: my employee insinuated I was having an affair … with my husband quote:Thank you for running my letter! It was very helpful to have your advice and the insight of some of your readers.  "
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Haifisch posted:It came from Ask A Manager: loving Americans. In Israel you would know when two people were married or otherwise seeing each other because they'd have a healthy amount of touchy-feeliness going on, you know, the thing you Americans have a loving acronym for, ""PDA"". No wonder you all go loving nuts as soon as you get a few cans of beer in you.
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Haifisch posted:It came from Ask A Manager: https://youtu.be/tk1dd1D2Kts Absurd Alhazred posted:loving Americans. In Israel you would know when two people were married or otherwise seeing each other because they'd have a healthy amount of touchy-feeliness going on, you know, the thing you Americans have a loving acronym for, ""PDA"". You can't have feelings on company time! That's tantamount to stealing!
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Absurd Alhazred posted:loving Americans. In Israel you would know when two people were married or otherwise seeing each other because they'd have a healthy amount of touchy-feeliness going on, you know, the thing you Americans have a loving acronym for, ""PDA"". The term you're looking for is 'Zero chill'. 'My co-worker made a scene at work because she saw me having a pub lunch beer yesterday, that shrew has zero loving chill.'
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[NC and maybe SC] Wife bought me a sword cane for our 1 year anniversary. I'd like some clarification on the wording concerning knife legality.quote:Our One-Year Anniversary is today! I'm not sure if it is worse that she bought him a sword cane and top hat for their anniversary or that he likes and is excited about this gift. quote:[–]GroundsKeeper2[S] 8 points 12 hours ago There can be only one.
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Haifisch posted:My neighbor's children are using a ladder to get to my pool and their parents won't do anything about it. Pick posted:poison the children (on their own property obviously) Nah, plant nasty stuff on the inside of the fence - poison ivy, stinging nettle, anything with thorns. Teach those little shits a lesson.
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After about a month of complaining to HR with other female coworkers, we finally got this creepy coworker of ours unceremoniously fired! I feel like we scored one for all STEM girls in the house! It's the regular brogrammer stuff: dude is totally socially-awkward, never talks to anyone, never smiles, when you tell him to cheer up he gets angry and gives you these silly "death stares"... This is more job-related, but he seems to be extra mean in code reviews (for those who don't know about programming, it's when a programmer "reviews" the code another programmer wrote) when the reviewee is a woman. He only talks to male coworkers, although not much, but female coworkers, he shuns. Answers in monosylabes, cuts the conversation short and in a couple of times he's been very rude when doing that. But what really tilted the field for us was, who are acustomed to these "low-key woman-haters", was when one of my coworkers caught him reading an MRA site and making comments about how women get hired in our field only because the companies need a diversity quota. We brought this concern to HR (which has been amazing in my time here, really trying to make the whole place a welcoming one for all people and not just virgin white men) and they had a talk to him. I don't know what he said, but he ended up being fired. (this caused an enormous shitstorm where people thought she was bullying an autistic guy out of a job. Thread got really spicy when she accused him of being a virgin. Eventually the whole thing got locked.)
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Smirking_Serpent posted:After about a month of complaining to HR with other female coworkers, we finally got this creepy coworker of ours unceremoniously fired! I feel like we scored one for all STEM girls in the house! The whole wording makes it look like bait.
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ArbitraryC posted:The whole wording makes it look like bait. It was in trollxchromosomes so your belief is up to you.
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therobit posted:[NC and maybe SC] Wife bought me a sword cane for our 1 year anniversary. I'd like some clarification on the wording concerning knife legality. I don't even know what's up with that response to OP mentioning Texas. Having a sword concealed in in a cane is the exact opposite of open carry.
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