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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I can't speak for your mutilated dick but I can say that Subway does have a small pastry sub



And apparently they left them unpeeled. I hope you have strong teeth, this lovely sub is gonna be crunchy and splintery as gently caress.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

So for some reason Awful saved this as a reply to this thread:


I have no recollection of writing this. I have no goddamned clue what my circumcised penis makes it difficult to do. This was apparently not a quote. :psyboom:

So your favorite part of posting on SA is NOT discovering your dumb drunk posts the next day and trying to figure out the context? Why are you even posting here fool

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

Actually I got those both from someone I know in the US.

I just wanted to make sure you didn't need to be evacuated



? ? ? ? ? ?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Decoy Badger posted:

For AFP content, the one restaurant in town has something called "poutine avec cheese" which consists of a standard poutine with a cheeseburger placed on top and then additional gravy ladled on top of the cheeseburger and poutine.

Would.


Would so hard I'd break the loving speed of light. I'm not even 100% sure what it is but I don't care.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Imagine Nutella only with caramel and little biscuit bits in

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


That's what I guessed. The Reese cup version was amazing.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



:cry:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Bounty one made me gag a little.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Is that seriously just a bowl of the coconut filling they put in Bounty bars? I like coconut well enough, but goddamn.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume its some sort of mousse? Or like, liquid chocolate yogurty thing.

They make lots of them in the UK and they're nice, tastes like chocolate has the consistency of yogurt.

I mean yeah it gives you turbodiabetes and makes you fat but it's a dessert.

I'd eat the twix one.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

So for some reason Awful saved this as a reply to this thread:


I have no recollection of writing this. I have no goddamned clue what my circumcised penis makes it difficult to do. This was apparently not a quote. :psyboom:

You bastard, you were trying to start a derail! Looks like you came to your senses before you pressed that button HUH

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

OwlFancier posted:

I assume its some sort of mousse? Or like, liquid chocolate yogurty thing.

They make lots of them in the UK and they're nice, tastes like chocolate has the consistency of yogurt.

I mean yeah it gives you turbodiabetes and makes you fat but it's a dessert.

I'd eat the twix one.

It looks a lot thicker, denser, and stickier, than your words suggest.

That's no mousse.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

We're all from Antarctica. How loving dare you.

Semi-related, albeit in the wrong direction, LOOK AT HOW MUCH poo poo COSTS IN THE ARCTIC (in Canadian dollars/les dollaires de Canada yeah it SAYS limited French ok):







I cannot even imagine how expensive bananas would be in somewhere like Iqaluit. Any Arctic Canadians itt who have stories?
Okay how the gently caress do people survive with prices like that? Huge government subsidies, get paid $200/hr to do anything, regular human sacrifice to demonic entities? All of the above?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Yawgmoth posted:

Okay how the gently caress do people survive with prices like that? Huge government subsidies, get paid $200/hr to do anything, regular human sacrifice to demonic entities? All of the above?

Tap water or wells can probably take the place of $100+ cases of bottled water, unless you're living on an oil slick.

As for the rest of the food, it's all imported goods. Costs in Alaska get offset by the Permanent Fund Dividend (currently paying over $1000 a year, though it's peaked as high as $3100 before and varies year by year) and Alaska has low taxes and no statewide sales tax.

If you're not in Alaska, you'd better get good at hunting and fishing.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Yawgmoth posted:

Okay how the gently caress do people survive with prices like that? Huge government subsidies, get paid $200/hr to do anything, regular human sacrifice to demonic entities? All of the above?

Those are after the government subsidies, I believe. They just don't eat good food and instead eat a lot of frozen/prepackaged stuff that's cheaper. It's an arctic food desert, essentially. And a lot of Inuit do try to hunt to supplement their diets, with varying degrees of success.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

The Ferret King posted:

It looks a lot thicker, denser, and stickier, than your words suggest.

That's no mousse.

It's a sandwich spread, like peanut butter, except made of candy.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Is a spoon heaped full of Twix a sandwich?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Grand Fromage posted:

Is a spoon heaped full of Twix a sandwich?

Openßcrambled sandwich.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Arivia posted:

Those are after the government subsidies, I believe. They just don't eat good food and instead eat a lot of frozen/prepackaged stuff that's cheaper. It's an arctic food desert, essentially. And a lot of Inuit do try to hunt to supplement their diets, with varying degrees of success.

Food stamps in Alaska also cover hunting supplies if I remember rightly.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

M_Sinistrari posted:

Food stamps in Alaska also cover hunting supplies if I remember rightly.

Sure. I was talking about Canada though because those are Canadian pictures.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

I'm the diahorrea.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Crust First posted:

It's a sandwich spread, like peanut butter, except made of candy.

The peanut butter I've eaten doesn't spread like mousse either.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Grand Fromage posted:

Is a spoon heaped full of Twix a sandwich?
It becomes a sandwich when encased by your mouth.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Crust First posted:

It's a sandwich spread, like peanut butter, except made of candy.

That is so much better than my initial thoughts of it being meant to be eaten straight from the container, like a weirdass not-ice cream.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Schubalts posted:

That is so much better than my initial thoughts of it being meant to be eaten straight from the container, like a weirdass not-ice cream.

It's not meant to be eaten that way, but you know somebody out there is scooping it out with their bare hands like a manic Winnie the Pooh.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

Arivia posted:

Sure. I was talking about Canada though because those are Canadian pictures.

There is the Nutrition North Program or whatever it's called. In their infinite wisdom, the Conservative government implemented it such that it was an annual direct cash payment towards the handful of store owners, who pinky-swore to apply it directly to food prices. As a result, this market-model approach promoted efficiency and transparency and subsequently Arctic children dramatically improved their level of nutrition and ahahaha none of that actually happened. The owners pocketed the cash with zero oversight and things are still pretty lovely!

In a faintly mocking gesture, the government "fixed" the system by requiring all stores to print on each receipt the total subsidy received for the goods purchased.

Most people largely rely on community freezers, fishing and subsidized hunting of migratory fowl and rapidly dwindling caribou herds to survive.

When skinning a caribou, you often find botfly larvae under their pelt and it's apparently quite a delicacy when eaten live! Although I'm told that only the old grandmothers still eat them.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Also, the pre-digested lichen in the caribou's stomach is an excellent source of plant food.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Picnic Princess posted:

I can't speak for your mutilated dick but I can say that Subway does have a small pastry sub



And apparently they left them unpeeled. I hope you have strong teeth, this lovely sub is gonna be crunchy and splintery as gently caress.
Those are clearly peeled. I'm not going to recommend anyone order shrimp at Subway under any circumstances, but they're not shell-on, what the gently caress.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So wait, people actually eat the tail flippers? Aren't the extremely hard and splintery?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

they're usually removed with the shell, yes

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

Picnic Princess posted:

So wait, people actually eat the tail flippers? Aren't the extremely hard and splintery?
You can eat the entire shrimp, shell and tail included.

Edit: I would not recommend eating any seafood from Subway or Subway at all, however.

Edit 2:

AFP of a tasty, crunchy snack.

Potato Jones has a new favorite as of 22:33 on Sep 26, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

I can't speak for your mutilated dick but I can say that Subway does have a small pastry sub

Craigslist Missed Connection (m4m) : You were the Lorax of mutilated dicks (Golden Corral on the offramp near the airport)

FruitPunchSamurai
Oct 20, 2010

Shrimp shells are gross. I had a friend who used to eat them whenever we went out and ate shrimp and it weirded me out.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Picnic Princess posted:

So wait, people actually eat the tail flippers? Aren't the extremely hard and splintery?

When I get shrimp tempura, the tail fin is still on and I eat it. Any non-deep fried shrimp tails? Hell no.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pastry of the Year posted:

I just wanted to make sure you didn't need to be evacuated



? ? ? ? ? ?

Yarn being dyed, I think. I don't even see the point of dyeing low-quality yarn like that. Get some wool, jerkasses.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

So your favorite part of posting on SA is NOT discovering your dumb drunk posts the next day and trying to figure out the context? Why are you even posting here fool

I have insomnia and "treat" it with a combo of melatonin, Benadryl, and weed. Sometimes it doesn't work and I stay up till dawn in a weird stupor. I rarely go back and read my dream-posts but occasionally someone will quote one and I will have no memory of writing it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Scathach posted:

Yarn being dyed, I think. I don't even see the point of dyeing low-quality yarn like that. Get some wool, jerkasses.

it just looked like noodles trying to go from a bad situation to a less-bad situation and then sort of going "aw gently caress, you know what, never mind"

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Picnic Princess posted:

So wait, people actually eat the tail flippers? Aren't the extremely hard and splintery?

Depends how lazy I am. Deep fried I usually just eat 'em since they're crunchy. Also sometimes with amaebi nigiri you get the shrimp heads breaded and deep fried along with the tails and they're amazing.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


You should really save the shells for making seafood stock though.

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