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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

your coworkers do not yet sufficiently embrace death & chaos

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
glad that we've been treated nicely for ignoring Puerto Rico

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6OjC8CmH2Y

hes a real bad liar lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Lastgirl posted:

jerk off to joint conference

ok!! sec

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Kush
Sesh
Don jr
Trump
Miller

All need to go away in that orde

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

dont let trump go to the virgin islands

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Al! posted:

legally binding arbitration is dumb as poo poo tho

it's consensual

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
I love when his idea of improvising is merely repeating whatever he just read, as if to say, that point I just made, it was a very good one.

gregday
May 23, 2003

Inspector Hound posted:

Trump press conference starting, make sure you watch him introduce the king of Spain and forget what country he's from

https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/912737983211626496

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Jesus Christ, stop congratulating yourself.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TMMadman posted:

I only believe in shakira law.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJHH026X0c

:sandance::sandance::sandance::sandance:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



pls go off the rails

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lastgirl posted:

who the gently caress is sharia

Sharia Twain was a big country-music person for a while.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

lol our bonds dont go back many centuries, we had a war w/ spain like 120 years ago

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
probably been posted but whatever cause lol

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/912709793873256448

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Wait, is he a Prime Minister? Because whoever introduced them (sounded like Stephen Miller) called him "The President of the government of Spain".

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Sharia Twain

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
oh my god everything is on fire

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





omg he almost said "we will be stronger together"

and went for "...bigger. and we will be better."

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

He's gonna give Puerto Rico back to Spain

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/912738202129190913

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
He loving sucks at reassuring people about literally any single thing outside of how great he (thinks he) is.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MSNBCPR/status/912731010072240128

quote:

To explain why I'm a fan of this music—which critics have said "isn't awful" while Noisey's own Dan Ozzi asked you to "step away from the guitar"—and why I was even more giddy to see a person in concert whose politics that I, to put it gently, hate, you should know that irony has poisoned my brain.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
if i never post again i just want you to all know that it was an honor

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

spain and america are bitter enemies forever. remember the maine!!!!!!!

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
big league

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




trump

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Puerto rico came begging me for help like a good vassal

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

thrawn527 posted:

Jesus Christ, stop congratulating yourself.

he forgot lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I wonder how many votes they had

maybe less than 40?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


He also said "the governer sees what a good job we're doing" lol

"Devastated--and I mean devastated"

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

:yeah:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





also he thinks that he needed to add "and impacted" because "affected" wasn't a strong enough word

"affected [ad lib]AND IMPACTED[/ad lib] by these powerful storms"

lmao

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

GobiasIndustries posted:

He loving sucks at reassuring people about literally any single thing outside of how great he (thinks he) is.

*sitting in CNN Trump panel* actually he's good

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
They sucked me off in a way that I could not say no

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Trump's a dumb piece of poo poo and he should put his own balls in his mouth

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/912738688915951616

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

if we isolate korea into some sort of... "hermit kingdom" then im sure they will give up :thunk:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

That was some of the most low energy unempathetic bullshit I've ever loving heard about Puerto Rico.

Way to read the cue card Donnie.

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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

has he said that "puerto rico is actually part of america, a lot of people don't know that" yet?

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