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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Picnic Princess posted:

No one needs drugs.

I need drugs. I have a prescription and everything. drat anti-pharmacutical fanatics...

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Who What Now posted:

I need drugs. I have a prescription and everything. drat anti-pharmacutical fanatics...

:same:

I'm on like a half dozen now. It doesn't get any easier.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Karate Bastard posted:



360 degrees mate.

I really doubt he was noscoped though

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Picnic Princess posted:

No one needs drugs.

They want them.

Yeah, why do people keep doing drugs when they could just stop???

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMxzkBdzTNU

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Normal people don't use drugs.

Get on my level HIV patients.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




*furiously updating filthy_drug_takers.xlsx*

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
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doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One guy I used to work with was so straight edge he wouldn't even take an aspirin for a headache.

Welp, that's my drug story.

I'm happy knowing he's in pain.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



:kimchi:

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One guy I used to work with was so straight edge he wouldn't even take an aspirin for a headache.

Welp, that's my drug story.

I hired a guy to be morning dishwasher, and he checked "yes" under the "have you been convicted of a felony" section, with a note that he was happy to discuss is. Turns out he got super drunk, broke in somewhere, and burgled a bunch of poo poo. He told me he stopped drinking and doing drugs after that. I had already planned to hire him, it's a dishwashing job, as long as you can show up on time I don't care what your record looks like. That and I had worked with him in the past while volunteering at our town's soup kitchen, he's a good guy, that behavior was obviously in the past.

But anyhow on his first day, I told him where he could find the coffee. He responded "dude, I told you I don't do any drugs"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hey, good on him. He made a healthy choice for himself and he's sticking to it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher


It's no Salem the Glitter Cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgcrwi1hbSw

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012










a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


You're not thinking, you're on drugs!
Normal people don't acting that way!"
I go: "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please, all I want is a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me!
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me!
Just a Pepsi!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Should have bought Bitcoin. Sh'es obviously not a savvy investor....

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/E5iBb8B.jpg

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Come my lady come come my lady

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni
I feel like there are better choices in the Jungle Jumps catalogue.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Come my lady come come my lady

hahaha, drat, this was the first thing that came to my mind

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One guy I used to work with was so straight edge he wouldn't even take an aspirin for a headache.

Welp, that's my drug story.

om nom nom posted:

But anyhow on his first day, I told him where he could find the coffee. He responded "dude, I told you I don't do any drugs"

"What? No you can't give me anesthetic for this emergency surgery! Get me a stick wrapped in leather to bite down on, I'll be fine!"



Before everyone bitches about the price, it's in Canadian dollar-eh-doos.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Memento posted:



Before everyone bitches about the price, it's in Canadian dollar-eh-doos.

now thats a brewers retail if i ever saw one

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One guy I used to work with was so straight edge he wouldn't even take an aspirin for a headache.

Welp, that's my drug story.

I'm sort of like this. i refuse to take any kind of medication unless it's life or death.

pain i manage by smoking weed

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Putting glitter on your cat seems like a good way to get glitter all over your house.

Then again so is bringing glitter into the house in the first place.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Collateral Damage posted:

Putting glitter on your cat seems like a good way to get glitter all over your house.

Then again so is bringing glitter into the house in the first place.

I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and the cat got into the glitter itself and she threw it in the tub for containment to keep it from doing exactly that. That's a lot of brushing.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RFC2324 posted:

I'm sort of like this. i refuse to take any kind of medication unless it's life or death.

pain i manage by smoking weed

Weed is a drug dumdum

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

Weed is a drug dumdum

drat, nothing gets past this guy.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Edit: Nope

RCarr has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Sep 26, 2017

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Who What Now posted:

drat, nothing gets past this guy.

Except life.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

a kitten posted:

You're not thinking, you're on drugs!
Normal people don't acting that way!"
I go: "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please, all I want is a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me!
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me!
Just a Pepsi!

:yeah:

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

SheepThrowinBoy posted:

Bill Waterson's new project's lookin weird

:aaa:

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

if just one of those were escaping from its packaging, we could call it GAR-ZIL

IUG
Jul 14, 2007



More Lasagna Cat stuff is incoming?

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Was it ever established who the second space marine in the background is

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Was it ever established who the second space marine in the background is

That's Doom.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Quite the mosh pit there.

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