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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



Senator Rock

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JesseLehrich/status/912786796592984066

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Everybody wing bang tonight

Everybody drink tang tonight

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/912720312285921285

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Donkwich posted:

trump has never ran in his life

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:birddrugs:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


o7

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

sir this is a mcdonald;s

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Reality Winner posted:

baloogan my ex wants me to go to a hockey game with on her thursday. do you wanna go.

take a knee during the anthem k thx

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol there is nothing more guaranteed to get me off twitter than upping the character count. thats the whole thing dude. thats the only attraction.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
for the LOVE OF HOD someone please explain why i cannot fart out of my dick!!!

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

"Ben Nerevarine" posted:




You should have clapped

guac bowl arcologies

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/carlzimmer/status/912761359611416576

this story is exactly the sort of devastation we'll see with climate change

a whole LOT of people think Climate Change is still something that happens in the future, something in the murky mists of time

nope

it's happening right now. there's no magical big moment where everything gets hosed and the pits to Hell opens up like an Oblivion gate

it's just going to get worse and worse and there'll be less and less money (until we abolish money) to deal with it until the system is so strained and overstressed that it's impossible to respond to anymore disasters after that

it's literally happening right now. the end of human civilization. no more procrastination, it's happening right now, and it'll happen slow enough that people won't really realize it's happening until the USA or the EU goes "sorry guys, we can't help you, you're on your own" in like 2-3 years

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



trimp: the film reel is this long
putin: heh :wrong:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Piss tape is real

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

                                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIioUpF3Btc

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/SHEKOFEHH/status/912782691451449344

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
i'll be legit pissed IRL if twitter changes to 280 characters

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tactical ball sacks!
why didn't I think of that.
gently caress!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


President Rock, leveraging his success going Full Duerte on Detroit to win the presidency

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

i can't get over this, like he thinks it's somehow a bad thing that a widow inherited her husband's property and didn't spend the rest of her life in a convent or something

Yinlock posted:

the only way out of what

the only way out of donald not looking like a cuck because nobody but the chuds will put up with his racist bullshit


"patient says he tried to, quote, gargle his gun nuts, unquote, and his gun accidentally discharged"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Broken Box posted:

guac bowl arcologies

Guac Five's football team is doing really well this year

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



new kind of cat posted:

for the LOVE OF HOD someone please explain why i cannot fart out of my dick!!!

consult your doctor or clergyman

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/149554857991352320

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/carlzimmer/status/912761359611416576

this story is exactly the sort of devastation we'll see with climate change

a whole LOT of people think Climate Change is still something that happens in the future, something in the murky mists of time

nope

it's happening right now. there's no magical big moment where everything gets hosed and the pits to Hell opens up like an Oblivion gate

it's just going to get worse and worse and there'll be less and less money (until we abolish money) to deal with it until the system is so strained and overstressed that it's impossible to respond to anymore disasters after that

it's literally happening right now. the end of human civilization. no more procrastination, it's happening right now, and it'll happen slow enough that people won't really realize it's happening until the USA or the EU goes "sorry guys, we can't help you, you're on your own" in like 2-3 years

Sir, I asked if you wanted curly fries with your order.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/carlzimmer/status/912761359611416576

this story is exactly the sort of devastation we'll see with climate change

a whole LOT of people think Climate Change is still something that happens in the future, something in the murky mists of time

nope

it's happening right now. there's no magical big moment where everything gets hosed and the pits to Hell opens up like an Oblivion gate

it's just going to get worse and worse and there'll be less and less money (until we abolish money) to deal with it until the system is so strained and overstressed that it's impossible to respond to anymore disasters after that

it's literally happening right now. the end of human civilization. no more procrastination, it's happening right now, and it'll happen slow enough that people won't really realize it's happening until the USA or the EU goes "sorry guys, we can't help you, you're on your own" in like 2-3 years

lmao yeah it owns

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I'm kinda surprised with all the sectarian violence in the ME right now that the Burj Khalifa still exists.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Oh no the shittiest burger place i've ever been to that a bunch of fuckin inbreds like is racist? Oh dear

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

same

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


TRUMP: I still can't believe we didn't t take the oil from Iraq.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
if there is anything I wanted more of, it is characters in a tweet. thanks everyone. I cant wait

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

new kind of cat posted:

for the LOVE OF HOD someone please explain why i cannot fart out of my dick!!!

its call queefing and it takes practice

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
[quote="“Homeless Friend”" post="“476794253”"]
https://twitter.com/politico/status/853999491279720457?lang=en
[/quote]

the best part is the video where you can hear him go "nooooooo!"

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/damianpaletta/status/912783854473220097

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