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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

no, thats not it at all

these people want to vote the rapture to happen because they dgaf about their faith saying that no man knows the hour

the rapture already happened.

trump is our 7 years of trials and tribulations

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Epic High Five posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DID HE DO


jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

no, thats not it at all

these people want to vote the rapture to happen because they dgaf about their faith saying that no man knows the hour

Lol I have family in Texas that's all down with this poo poo

Every year they say this is the year they'll be lifted up to heaven while the rest of the world burns

They love Israel just because they wanna get the repture to trigger faster

Like the 6ft under intro with the blow up dolls, that would be these dummies

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Epic High Five posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DID HE DO

:same: I have no idea what you guys are talking about

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DID HE DO

oh man did you guys see what he did, I can't believe it

Too bad he deleted the tweet though

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

more christian wahhabists is what we need to accelerate things so its cool dw about it~

:tif:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
some nerd did nerd poo poo and got swirlied at west point

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DID HE DO

i think we're talking about the ommie officer

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Sounds painful for the Russian hookers

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

some nerd did nerd poo poo and got swirlied at west point

don't doxx me

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


I've been trying to drink less and it's weird not swimming in oblivion

Like I could do productive poo poo but I'm gonna watch a movie or something

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
actually that dudes cadre will prolly kick the poo poo out of him since it'll bring shame on them too.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Admiral Ray posted:

the rapture already happened.

trump is our 7 years of trials and tribulations

lol so youre pretrib :allears:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

jerry seinfel posted:

Lol I have family in Texas that's all down with this poo poo

Every year they say this is the year they'll be lifted up to heaven while the rest of the world burns

They love Israel just because they wanna get the repture to trigger faster

Like the 6ft under intro with the blow up dolls, that would be these dummies

lol "love"

these people dont know what that is

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

jerry seinfel posted:

Lol I have family in Texas that's all down with this poo poo

Every year they say this is the year they'll be lifted up to heaven while the rest of the world burns

They love Israel just because they wanna get the repture to trigger faster

Like the 6ft under intro with the blow up dolls, that would be these dummies

check this out, CC posted something funny for once

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/912883182063833088





Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

check this out, CC posted something funny for once

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/912883182063833088

lmao

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Epic High Five posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DID HE DO

Stuck his dick in a hornets nest

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

jerry seinfel posted:

I've been trying to drink less and it's weird not swimming in oblivion

Like I could do productive poo poo but I'm gonna watch a movie or something

same here man. like I'm having normal thoughts and not falling asleep randomly all the time

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol "love"

these people dont know what that is

"Over there, man, they'll kill you just because you got blue eyes and they can sell them. And everyone has an AK. It's amazing being in the land of God." -- a literal sentence after they went on a churh trip

It's a "non-denominational" church tho because the pentacosts went too far in that they wouldn't let the men wear shorts

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Consummate Professional posted:

same here man. like I'm having normal thoughts and not falling asleep randomly all the time

productivity is for cucks.

procucktivity.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
america is being hijacked by literal death cults and you know what, hell its working

all the decoruming nerds stuttering at literal banal death monsters deserve to die if they're not gonna preserve their lives

inshallah, let me bathe in the nuclear glow

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


jerry seinfel posted:

"Over there, man, they'll kill you just because you got blue eyes and they can sell them. And everyone has an AK. It's amazing being in the land of God." -- a literal sentence after they went on a churh trip

It's a "non-denominational" church tho because the pentacosts went too far in that they wouldn't let the men wear shorts

Also my crazy Uncle Bob joined a doomsday Christian militia after his son got arrested by the feds for selling pirated Windows installers


The best ppl

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


hey

hey hey hey

hey

why even vote then

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

america is being hijacked by literal death cults and you know what, hell its working

all the decoruming nerds stuttering at literal banal death monsters deserve to die if they're not gonna preserve their lives

inshallah, let me bathe in the nuclear glow

thanks to global warming and automation these dreams can become a reality

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Lastgirl posted:

america is being hijacked by literal death cults and you know what, hell its working

all the decoruming nerds stuttering at literal banal death monsters deserve to die if they're not gonna preserve their lives

inshallah, let me bathe in the nuclear glow

Fallout 4 companion mod, Last girl, race: ghoul, disposition: nothing matters 😎

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

america is being hijacked by literal death cults and you know what, hell its working

all the decoruming nerds stuttering at literal banal death monsters deserve to die if they're not gonna preserve their lives

inshallah, let me bathe in the nuclear glow

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

zen death robot posted:

nuclear war is the path to peace

Skynet 2020

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



[Starcrafr marine voice] ahhhhhhhhh yeah good stuff

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/passantino/stat...4b02aef6cd60faa

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

has the bible been wrong yet?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Haha called it

Strange is going in the memory hole

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

a.lo posted:

has the bible been wrong yet?

nope.

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


a.lo posted:

has the bible been wrong yet?

I think it says pi = 3 so lol gj god botherers you can't calculate poo poo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
things thebible predicted:
  • incels
  • trump!
  • jeb!
  • obummer
  • nuclear weapons
  • islam
  • god
  • humanity's worthlessness

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/912897615309746176

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Haha called it

Strange is going in the memory hole

who?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

nuclear war is the path to peace

wow stealing my gimmick

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

:hai:

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/cushbomb/status/912887612465180672

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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011


did you hear that twitter is testing out allowing 280 haracters in a tweet?!

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