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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Did you guys hear the Tan Mom embedded from last week? It sucks that there was only 5-10 minutes of audio because I find her fascinating. She is so freaking insane that I don't understand how she... lives. She is beyond delusional and the way she treats people is nuts.

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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I worked retail in high school, and she is like every nightmare customer rolled into one.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lifespan posted:

Did you guys hear the Tan Mom embedded from last week? It sucks that there was only 5-10 minutes of audio because I find her fascinating. She is so freaking insane that I don't understand how she... lives. She is beyond delusional and the way she treats people is nuts.

Yeah it was great

Schulis tan mom is also hilarious

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

Lifespan posted:

Did you guys hear the Tan Mom embedded from last week? It sucks that there was only 5-10 minutes of audio because I find her fascinating. She is so freaking insane that I don't understand how she... lives. She is beyond delusional and the way she treats people is nuts.

Yeah it was good. I was dying when she called her husband driver as she was being driven around by him.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Burden posted:

Yeah it was good. I was dying when she called her husband driver as she was being driven around by him.

I was screaming with laughter when she called down to him to ask if he had her keys. "Yup, they're right here." And she responds with a child-like mocking of his voice "Meh meh meh!". All he did was answer the question she asked!

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Tan Mom has a lot of problems, and is generally a reprehensible human being, but she is also a great example of a woman who was hot once.... like a million years ago.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I love that she (in the past) loves to point out that she is really smart and has two "degrees". Those degrees? A certification in cosmetology and a realtor's license...

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Squashy Nipples posted:

Jesus Christ, Ronnie. What a psychotic moron!

He gets so angry at Wolfie, and then this pattern happens.

1. Wolfie relates some story about Ronnie's behavior that he observed.

2. Ronnie gets psychotically angry, denies it all, insists that Wolfie was wrong, and did a bad job observing him.

3. Once Ronnie calms down a little, Howard asks for his side of the story.

4. Ronnie's side of the story is exactly the same as Wolfie's, and Wolfie was 100% factually correct. Then Howard plays a piece of Wolfie's tape, which also totally backs up whatever Wolfie's claims were.


This first came up when Wolfie followed Ronnie to the set of Sandler's new Netflix movie, and it came up over and over again last week when they were recounting the trip to Vegas for the Stripper Oscars. Also, Ronnie is a bully: once he latched onto "Wolfie is an idiot because he is a grown man who likes comic books", he would not let that die, repeating it over and over even when it had zero relevance to the conversation.

This is why I love him. He's entertaining because of his behavior. LFSW! Cum like the moon.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
HPE got married in Vegas. The woman is surprisingly decent for what you think would ever be crazy enough to marry him so it's undoubtedly a scam but seeing that bloato with his arm wrapped around her on a gondola is still creepy.

As a side note, that pic really proves to you the power of the buoyancy of water because he is such a disgusting fat gently caress.

https://imgur.com/a/kEO52

https://imgur.com/a/Nt83T

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Yeah what product/service is he going to start shilling all of a sudden after this

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

Who did he scam to get the ring?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

She was surprising normal looking

Eric looks like he's lost weight too. He's enourmous but not to the point of dwarf planet

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Burden posted:

Who did he scam to get the ring?

Steven Singer Jewelers

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

That woman must have a head injury worse than Andrea "Miss Howard Stern" Ownbey.

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Here's a collection of all Donald Trump appearances on Howard Stern:

https://factba.se/topics/howard-stern-interviews

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

Here's a collection of all Donald Trump appearances on Howard Stern:

https://factba.se/topics/howard-stern-interviews

Will Howard address this? I'm going to assume the answer is no.

Also:

quote:

Out of the blue, early in the morning September 5th, about 3 1/2 months after we had moved on, we received an email with a Dropbox link from an anonymous Yahoo account. We looked and to our surprise, it was several dozen MP3s with the entire show, end-to-end, which allowed us to verify we were capturing the entire interview. We copied the MP3s and quickly emailed back to ask a couple of clarifying questions. We were not-so-politely told to leave them alone.

Sounds like an insider from the tapes team, perhaps? :allears:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Did High Pitch's "marriage" come up on the show at all?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

Here's a collection of all Donald Trump appearances on Howard Stern:

https://factba.se/topics/howard-stern-interviews

Gee, only about a year too late.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

haljordan posted:

Did High Pitch's "marriage" come up on the show at all?

I saw something in Reddit that alluded that this was all part of some game show at one of the casinos?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

I saw something in Reddit that alluded that this was all part of some game show at one of the casinos?

It's either that or the other theory is it's just some woman trying to get attention for a business/her lovely acting career

Also I don't know what game show that is, but if you wound up with High Pitch Eric, you fukken lost.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Sep 26, 2017

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Squashy Nipples posted:

Gee, only about a year too late.

Still wouldn't have mattered.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

haljordan posted:

It's either that or the other theory is it's just some woman trying to get attention for a business/her lovely acting career

Also I don't know what game show that is, but if you wind up with High Pitch Eric, you fukken lost.

Well considering the poo poo I've seen on youtube about Japanese games shows, anything is possible.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bonzo posted:

Well considering the poo poo I've seen on youtube about Japanese games shows, anything is possible.

Yeah. In Japan they would make her blow him in front of the audience.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



MrMidnight posted:

Yeah. In Japan they would make her blow him in front of the audience.

Then they'd chase him with a fish

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

Will Howard address this? I'm going to assume the answer is no.

Also:


Sounds like an insider from the tapes team, perhaps? :allears:

He addressed it today and played the tape from the article (which wasn't really that damning). He also said that all of their archives have been restored to be a higher quality and that these aren't from his archive and that there are just recordings floating around "out there"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Moniker posted:

He addressed it today and played the tape from the article (which wasn't really that damning). He also said that all of their archives have been restored to be a higher quality and that these aren't from his archive and that there are just recordings floating around "out there"

By "restored to be a higher quality", he means "things I don't like have been edited out".

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Howard Stern will retire with a 45 year career in radio and a 3 year archive.

I've said it before but I really have zero problems whatsoever pirating his show because if the fans don't keep it alive it really will completely die when he retires. It's an amazing show spanning decades that has transcended and redefined the medium and at this point should be beyond the reach of anyone, including Howard, for the purposes of editing.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Nice to hear jerry Seinfeld and Howard get along and have a nice show

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Benjy really went off on Howard this morning. I'm surprised Howard was as calm as he was. Old Howard would have laid into him big time. That plus he caught Scott the Engineer on Facebook during work.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

MrMidnight posted:

Benjy really went off on Howard this morning. I'm surprised Howard was as calm as he was. Old Howard would have laid into him big time. That plus he caught Scott the Engineer on Facebook during work.

Ronnie really laid into him about being a celebrity fucker nowadays. He's so pissed off about it.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Moniker posted:

Ronnie really laid into him about being a celebrity fucker nowadays. He's so pissed off about it.

Ronnie laid into Howard? Wow.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

Ronnie laid into Howard? Wow.

Hardly. It was a light ball busting but Howard took it like a child.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Crotch Bat posted:

Howard Stern will retire with a 45 year career in radio and a 3 year archive.

I've said it before but I really have zero problems whatsoever pirating his show because if the fans don't keep it alive it really will completely die when he retires. It's an amazing show spanning decades that has transcended and redefined the medium and at this point should be beyond the reach of anyone, including Howard, for the purposes of editing.

Same thing with SNL. If you subscribe to SeeSo the episodes are so edited and gutted its hardly worth it. 90% of the musical guests are gone, -ANY- sketch with licensed music is gone, so no Roxbury guys, no Ferrell/Sans wedding singer sketch, they cut out the Robert Goulet ringtone sketch because its the only thing selling Best of Will Ferrell Vol. 3 on DVD.

And then there's sketches like this that they want buried forever for the most obvious of reasons https://streamable.com/073sp

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Apparently cabbie is in a wheelchair now?

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



haljordan posted:

Apparently cabbie is in a wheelchair now?

Moar like Crazy Cripple am I rite?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






He needs to lay off the Trim Spa

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

EngineerJoe posted:

Moar like Crazy Cripple am I rite?



Why is he in a wheelchair?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

EngineerJoe posted:

Moar like Crazy Cripple am I rite?



Reminds me of old, crippled Bane from Batman Beyond.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Reddit says he has GBS (guillain barre syndrome)

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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

EngineerJoe posted:

Reddit says he has GBS (guillain barre syndrome)

Ug, that's terrible. Didn't he say that he was exposed to that burning munitions dump back during the Gulf War?

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