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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Evil_Greven posted:

Kushner is incapable of filling out paperwork correctly.

[extremely Israeli and Palestinian leaders voices]

Jared, we have reached an agreement that will lead to lasting peace, we just need you to fill out this form to make it official.


*sweating furiously*

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Tesseraction posted:

"Did you know that Guam is in the ocean? I thought only Hawaii was an island"

"Several islands sir."

"Yeah Hawaii and Guam"

"No tha-- never mind."

this guy was jon ossoff's boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Trump may not be smart or know anything about how the government works, but he'll surround himself with good people since billionaires are chosen by God

--a trump voter, probably

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

he is unelectable

more like, ineluctable

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




trump

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Joementum posted:

[extremely Israeli and Palestinian leaders voices]

Jared, we have reached an agreement that will lead to lasting peace, we just need you to fill out this form to make it official.


*sweating furiously*

*accidentally makes declaration of war between isreal and thailand*

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


https://twitter.com/MarenHofstad/status/913031771721256965

now that's a piping hot take

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Has jerad accomplished anything yet

It's been 250 days

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

seems kinda high

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

i like the wilted rose

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Evil_Greven posted:

Does this artist not know the Hammer and Sickle are separate tools and not some weird amalgamation of the two?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Basebf555 posted:

That's not a "new look", Seagal has looked like that for a decade+ now. The mainstream media obviously hasn't been keeping up with his recent filmography.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
It is gonna be good when Trump wins in 2020 and everybody explodes like an over ripe tomatoe.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/davidfolkenflik/status/913031530620051456

when you're dying to alienate more conservatives on top of all the liberals that haven't forgotten the past

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mr Hootington posted:

It is gonna be good when Trump wins in 2020 and everybody explodes like an over ripe tomatoe.

stop arzying

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump is a good boy with his encyclopedia brittania kids knowledge

and he will earn good boy points with papa kelly

for each gbp he earns, thats one whole minute on the twatter he gets to play with





Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

more Gorka-esque

(he's the Kraang cos his Art War Brain is just so big)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


updated the op with latest,

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

love to compares Gorka head to seagal head

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous




gently caress it

This is FINE

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


why was this thread filled with old tweets for the first couple of dozen pages

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913034591879024640

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

safely sodomized posted:

updated the op with latest,

trump should really get that ear looked at

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



LMAO

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/913030844045983744

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/davidfolkenflik/status/913031530620051456

when you're dying to alienate more conservatives on top of all the liberals that haven't forgotten the past

Friday's show:

Open show dressed as a clown

Segment interviewing some dudes in klan hoods

Audience discussion on the evils of sex during marriage as well as before

Segment involving interviewing black lives matter, dressed as the clown

End of show: musical section

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/913034591879024640

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


fake news = anti trump

ok

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Detective Trump is on the case!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Everyone hates me. Am I out of touch?


No, no, the media are to blame.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the seattle times is a garbage newspaper with garbage opinions

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


euphronius posted:

fake news = anti trump

ok

he's been fairly explicit about that, yeah. anything he doesn't like is fake news. donny's a conman but he's not a particularly sophisticated one. it turns out that a whole bunch of Americans are extremely dumb

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brugroffil posted:

why was this thread filled with old tweets for the first couple of dozen pages

trmiup

*clock*

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

Thoughts And Prayers For The Yes Vote Itself In The Hospital 🙏

speedy recover 👌👌😊🙆‍♀️💯 👍

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

old man yells at cloud

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Daddy Trump is not impressed with Milo's low ratings :sad:

https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/913031769192099840

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


what the gently caress, the interviewers actually were understanding and let me reschedule the interview. I'm not going to let them (and me) down again.

and i DEFINITELY have a bad relationship with alcohol. I need to learn that I'm not in college anymore.

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

America was in first place but russia fired a blue shell(donald trump) at us

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


it's hilarious that the NFL is now being turned into the latest battleground for the culture/"please stop killing black people" wars and that so many middle aged white dudes are now angry and bitter about the thing they loved the most in their lives.

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

brugroffil posted:

why was this thread filled with old tweets for the first couple of dozen pages

It's part of the New Trump Thread experience. It's a feature not a bug.

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