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sneakyfrog posted:murder nope
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Apparently they delivered the wafflehouse to the Hospital in town because the wife of Danno's friend signed for it there
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Sep 27, 2017 00:23
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quote:Okay, technically it is, but we should still abandon absurd—and antiquated—terms of venery.  I happen to like "absurd—and antiquated—terms of venery."
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Sep 27, 2017 00:25
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A Goatse of Goons
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Sep 27, 2017 00:26
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That article explicitly says that yes it is called a murder of crows but I (the author) don't want to say that.
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Sep 27, 2017 00:27
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DICK DICER posted:Apparently they delivered the wafflehouse to the Hospital in town because the wife of Danno's friend signed for it there A combination Waffle House/Hospital sounds like the most midwestern thing ever. 
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Sep 27, 2017 00:31
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"Wiseguy, eh?" overheard from inside packaging center, according to local eyewitness
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Sep 27, 2017 00:32
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ExplodingSims posted:A combination Waffle House/Hospital sounds like the most midwestern thing ever. I refuse to dignify that part with its given name
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Sep 27, 2017 00:34
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Embrace it. Let it wiffle your tree.
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Sep 27, 2017 00:38
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I might have if it didn't somehow find itself just randomly dropped off with someone who happened to know Danno before he moved somewhere in town Who the gently caress did I poo poo on
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Sep 27, 2017 00:43
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Since you found the pack of Camels the karma gods had to put you behind again apparently Next time avoid the free poo poo falling from the sky and you'll get your debit card
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Sep 27, 2017 00:49
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ExplodingSims posted:Sounds like somebody need a visit from a group of crows. Oh man the crows/ravens/whatever in Juneau were HILARIOUS, they enjoyed picking on the bears. I spent many an afternoon up by the glacier, watching them circle around over the bears that were fishing, waiting for the bears to get super into it, then diving down, pecking them on the rear end, and flying off laughing while the bear went nuts. Ravens are assholes, but they're FUNNY assholes.
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Sep 27, 2017 00:53
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Oh the neighbor has a sign up saying ATTN: UPS/FED EX IF IT DOESN'T SAY (name) ON IT IT DOESN'T GO HERE, DON'T TRUST THE DOG IT WILL BITE YOU BAD And there was a black lab right at the gate wagging it's tail and doing these little 'great to see you!' hop barks
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Sep 27, 2017 00:58
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Apparently you can throw enough human hair into an actively in use Biolite that it puts the fire out
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Sep 27, 2017 01:05
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I don't think you can effectively burn a body in a biolite.
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Sep 27, 2017 01:25
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Fermented Tinal posted:I don't think you can effectively burn a body in a biolite. Oh god no it takes forever
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Sep 27, 2017 01:37
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I hear
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Sep 27, 2017 01:38
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They just delivery your wiffle bat to some random hospital? Valentine has a hospital? More surprised.
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Sep 27, 2017 02:58
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therobit posted:All birds are poo poo idiot birds. Except corvids. Don't gently caress with corvids.
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Sep 27, 2017 03:26
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A medium once told me that the crow was my spirit animal. I like shiny things and am a semi-intelligent rear end in a top hat so sure, why not. I am also really good at getting other people to do work for me just like the crows, who have figured out how to get humans to do things like open nuts by dropping them on the road at intersections and letting cars run them over. Dick, you should befriend a crow. It can hold your tools while you're under the truck, and it can eat spiders and wasps for you. Crows are omnivorous, they'll eat just about anything if it gets close enough.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:01
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MikeyTsi posted:Except corvids. Don't gently caress with corvids. They are frighteningly intelligent and can mimic speech more naturally than parrots. They also shape and use tools, understand Archimedes' principle, and have been successfully taught to use a vending machine. I insist that the phrase "dumb animals" means they cannot speak.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:14
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Red_October_7000 posted:They are frighteningly intelligent and can mimic speech more naturally than parrots. They also shape and use tools, understand Archimedes' principle, and have been successfully taught to use a vending machine. I insist that the phrase "dumb animals" means they cannot speak. Plus their brains aren't smooth like many other birds. I believe they have the most surface area of any birds brain.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:28
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Red_October_7000 posted:They are frighteningly intelligent and can mimic speech more naturally than parrots. They also shape and use tools, understand Archimedes' principle, and have been successfully taught to use a vending machine. I insist that the phrase "dumb animals" means they cannot speak. The corvids in AK are... Big, like "feel them land in the bed of your truck because it shakes the truck" big. And smart. And teach each other things such as faces, and who's done them right and who's done them wrong. It's loving eerie.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:32
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DICK DICER posted:Apparently they delivered the wafflehouse to the Hospital in town because the wife of Danno's friend signed for it there I once worked for a Papa John's in a small town (that's now a suburb). The paychecks got sent out from corporate via overnight UPS, addressed to the GM, but with the store address. For some hosed reason they started delivering our paychecks to the GM's house in the next town (same driver handled that route). Fine on days the GM worked, annoying when he was off that day and didn't feel like bringing them in, really annoying after the GM got fired and the next batch of checks was still addressed to him.
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Sep 27, 2017 09:55
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Elephanthead posted:They just delivery your wiffle bat to some random hospital? Well, it's likely the courier is a local and probably knows that the property is normally unoccupied so they delivered it to someone they knew would get it to Danno.
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Sep 27, 2017 10:41
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Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:I once worked for a Papa John's in a small town (that's now a suburb). The paychecks got sent out from corporate via overnight UPS, addressed to the GM, but with the store address. Out of curiousity, what year was this? I've been working since 1997 and I have never received an actual cheque for my pay, except for one time in late 1999 when the upload to the bank didn't work for whatever reason so my boss paid us all by cheque then gave us a long lunch hour to go to the bank and deposit it. Direct deposit all the way, even when I worked casually as a factory hand or at a late-night petrol station.
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Sep 27, 2017 10:59
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My previous job that I left in January only gave us checks. Small-medium sized business that didn't even give us the option of direct deposit. It was dumb as hell.
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Sep 27, 2017 11:11
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ExplodingSims posted:A combination Waffle House/Hospital sounds like the most midwestern thing ever. Naw man, Waffle Houses are for you Southerners. We don't have a single one in all of Nebraska. poo poo, there are only, like, two Denny's too. It's all Perkins, Village Inn and Cracker Barrel. Not the same 
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Sep 27, 2017 13:37
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Real Name Grover posted:Naw man, Waffle Houses are for you Southerners. We don't have a single one in all of Nebraska. poo poo, there are only, like, two Denny's too. It's all Perkins, Village Inn and Cracker Barrel. Not the same The Mason-Dixon line has been replaced by the IHOP-Wafflehouse Line.
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Sep 27, 2017 13:50
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Real Name Grover posted:Naw man, Waffle Houses are for you Southerners. We don't have a single one in all of Nebraska. poo poo, there are only, like, two Denny's too. It's all Perkins, Village Inn and Cracker Barrel. Not the same Man do I miss Perkins and Cheers from my time in South Dakota Dannywilson posted:The corvids in AK are... Big, like "feel them land in the bed of your truck because it shakes the truck" big. And smart. And teach each other things such as faces, and who's done them right and who's done them wrong. It's loving eerie. I don't want to talk about it...
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Sep 27, 2017 13:53
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shortspecialbus posted:The Mason-Dixon line has been replaced by the IHOP-Wafflehouse Line. That's gonna be a hell of a war.
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Sep 27, 2017 13:55
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IHOP needs to lose faster, I want Waffle House up here in the upper midwest.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:03
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Liquid Communism posted:IHOP needs to lose faster, I want Waffle House up here in the upper midwest. IHOP has allies in the breakfast UN though.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:11
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You all need to find Jesus/Ohio, because there are IHOPs and Waffle Houses all over the place up here.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:17
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On the one hand, up in new england we don't have waffle houses and don't reeeeeeallly have IHOP or Dennys. On the other hand, we have real diners everywhere. So, I'm not sure if I'm missing out.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:20
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shortspecialbus posted:The Mason-Dixon line has been replaced by the IHOP-Wafflehouse Line. We have IHOP and Awful Waffles in some cities in Ohio, I loving hate iHop.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:29
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beep-beep car is go posted:On the one hand, up in new england we don't have waffle houses and don't reeeeeeallly have IHOP or Dennys. Waffle house is never closed and you get your waffle in like 3 minutes. It cost 4 bucks with a coffee. They are amazing. The food is crap but any diner is serving you grease they scooped out of the fryer anyway.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:44
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beep-beep car is go posted:On the one hand, up in new england we don't have waffle houses and don't reeeeeeallly have IHOP or Dennys. You're not. Actual real-deal diners > everything else.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:50
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beep-beep car is go posted:On the one hand, up in new england we don't have waffle houses and don't reeeeeeallly have IHOP or Dennys. Man I live in RI and there's an IHOP in Providence and Warwick and like three Denny's. If RI has both of these things there's no way the other states don't.
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:You're not. Actual real-deal diners > everything else. drat true, in Michigan there is a place called Fleetwood Diner, that place has the best hash I've ever had.
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